Can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance

People order double cheese burgers, a large fry, and a diet coke

Banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters

We leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and leave useless things and junk in boxes in the garage      (Those four were provided by Ian Clifton)

Can a burglar sue the homeowner for tripping down the stairs and hurting himself