You live within 45 minutes of at least three different malls

2 words...  Atlantic City!  Just a smaller version of Las Vegas   =P

You live within 1 hour of at least one Horse Racing Track  (Meadowlands, Freehold, etc.)

Gambling comes natural to you

You went nuts when the show "The Sopranos" came out on HBO

You have at least one Italian friend

You have at least one friend that you suspect of being assossiated with the mob

You've been in a town or city where Spanish is spoken more than English

You only go to New York City for day trips

There are no self serve gas stations and you like it that freakin' way

You don't take shit from no one

You're radioactive and proud of it

Anything less than four inches of snow ain't shit

You've pondered, "Maybe basketball would be more popular in NJ if the Nets didn't blow"

You can go bowling at 1:30 A.M. (with automatic scoring!)

You know that the only people that call it "Joisey" are from New York

You watched "Mallrats" and said "I've been to that mall!"

You can't believe MTV went to Seaside Heights

You've planned a local trip around ensuring you pass at least 1 Dunkin' Donuts

One time, a sea gull shit on your head

You've seen or been in a fight between a NY Rangers fan and a NJ Devils fan

You're related to someone who thinks the New York Jets should be called the New Jersey Jets

You know that it's called "Great Adventure"... not "Six Flags", dammit!

You know that ACME is an actual store, not just a Warner Bros creation

You always use a minimum of 10 variations of the word "damn" while driving

You once said, "It smells like New York around here"

The Garden State Parkway doesn't freak you out at night

You say "water" weird. (Wadder, Cawfee, Dowg, wadever)

You've had sex on the beach, and I'm not talking about the beverage