Compiled by Raye Johnsen
With contributions by Angela, Aeanagwen,
SteelNeko
and Kou Hiko
version 1.5, 5th June 2001
This is not the Fushigi Yuugi Drinking Game, although it works along the same principles. This is the Fushigi Yuugi Fanfic Drinking Game. The Management welcomes any and all contributions to the list. Tell the Management about the trends in FY fanfic you've noticed!
The Management recommends that this game be played with Pepsi, Jolt, Sprite or other non-alcoholic beverages, because the majority of FY fans are teenagers and the Management does not wish to be accused of inciting underage drinking. Also, if you play this game with alcohol, you may find the words too blurry to read halfway through the fic.
If you do choose to play with alcoholic beverages, the Management declines to be held responsible for your actions and/or your parents' reaction when they come home to the decimated liquor cabinet.
HOW TO PLAY
1) Select one, or more, Fushigi Yuugi fanfics.
2) Select the beverage of your choice and
pour a glass. (The Management recommends you leave the bottle out, for
ease of refills.)
3) Take glass back to the computer, sit
down, open fic and begin to read.
4) When an event described on this list
occurs in the fic, take the number of drinks indicated on the list from
your glass.
MIAKA
- For any fic where Miaka
falls on her face and/or ass, take 1 drink
- For any fic where Miaka
is a glutton, take 1 drink
- Where it is a plot device, take 2 drinks
- Where it is a factor in the enemy's plot, take 3 drinks
- For any fic where Miaka
can't cook, take 1 drink
- And it has disastrous consequences for at least 1 Seishi, take 2 drinks
- And it isn't part of The Food Chain, take 3 drinks
- Every time she does
something idiotic, take 1 drink
- When it turns out to be a plot device, take 2 drinks
- Every time she declares
love for Tamahome, take 1 drink
- When Tamahome also declares love, take 2 drinks and an aspirin
- If it evolves into a lemon, take 3 drinks and an insulin shot
- If she declares love
for someone else, take 2 drinks
- If it's Tasuki, take 2 drinks from someone else's glass
- If it's Nuriko, take 3 drinks
- If it's Hotohori, take 1 drink
- If it's Amiboshi, take 2 drinks
- If it's Nakago, take 2 drinks
- If it's Yui, take 3 drinks
- If it's Soi, take 4 drinks
- If it's Suboshi, take 3 drinks
- If it's Tomo, take 2 drinks
- If he's in his makeup, make it 4
- If it's Chichiri, take 3 drinks, raising at least 1 to the author
- If it's Mitsukake, take 4 drinks
- If it's Chiriko, scull the glass
- If any of these go lemon, add 2 drinks
- Unless it's Chiriko, in which case, go raid the liquor cabinet
TAMAHOME
- Any fic where he does
something silly/idiotic for money, take 1 drink
- And he justifies it by saying "I love money", take 2 drinks
- for each repetition, add 2 drinks
- Any fic where he declares
love for Miaka, take 1 drink and an aspirin
- If he declares love
for someone else, take 2 drinks
- If it's Yui, take 1 drink
- If it's Soi, take 2 drinks
- If it's Nakago, take 3 drinks
- If it's Tasuki, take 4 drinks
- If it's any of the other Suzaku Seishi, take 5 drinks
- If it's Suboshi, scull the glass
- If any of these go lemon, add 2 drinks
- Unless it's Suboshi, in which case, go raid the liquor cabinet
- Any fic featuring his
family, take 1 drink
- If it deals with his role as family breadwinner, take 2 drinks
- If Yuiren is featured heavily, take three drinks and an insulin shot
TASUKI
- For every word that
he says that would be replaced on 4 o'clock television with bleeeep,
take 1 drink
- For every time he yells
"REKKA SHINEN!!", and flames something, take 1 drink
- And the thing he flames is Tamahome, add 1 drink
- For every time he gets
drunk, take 1 drink
- And it's out of depression, take 1 drink
- For every mention of
the fangs, take one drink
- And he uses them in an unconventional manner, add one drink
- If he has a Deep And
Meaningful moment with Chiriko, take 2 drinks
- If he falls in love
with Miaka, take 2 drinks
- If she loves him back, take 3 drinks
- If he falls in love
with the Mary Sue, take 1 drink
- If he becomes a reformed character as a result, take 2 drinks
- If he falls in love
with Kouji, take 2 drinks
- If he falls in love
with Nuriko, take 2 drinks
- If he falls in love
with Chichiri, take 2 drinks
- If any of these go lemon, add 2 drinks
CHICHIRI
- For every "no da",
take 1 drink
- For every angsty interlude
over Hikou and/or Kaen, take 1 drink
- For every Deep And
Meaningful moment with Chiriko, take 1 drink
- For every Deep And
Meaningful moment with Mitsukake, take 1 drink
- For every Deep And
Meaningful moment with Miaka, take 1 drink
- For every reference
to the scar, take 1 drink
- For every reference
to the mask, take 1 drink
- Every time it's mentioned
that he wasn't Tama-neko's original owner, take 2 drinks
- If he falls in love
with Tasuki, take 2 drinks
- If he falls in love
with the Mary Sue, take 2 drinks
- If either of these go lemon, add 2 drinks
NURIKO
- For every reference
to the the braid, take 1 sip
- For every reference
to his crossdressing, take 1 sip
- And the plot requires another Shichiseishi to crossdress with him, take
1 drink
- For every deathfic,
take 1 drink and sing the first verse and chorus of "It's All Been Done
Before"
- If he goes straight,
take 2 drinks
- For every mention of
his love for Hotohori, take 1 drink
- If it is reciprocated, take 2 drinks
- If it goes lemon, take 3 drinks
- For every mention of
his love for Miaka, take 1 drink
- If it is reciprocated, take 2 drinks
- If it goes lemon, take 3 drinks
- If he falls for Tasuki,
take 2 drinks
- If it's reciprocated, take 3 drinks
- If it goes lemon, take 4 drinks
- For every reference
to his sister, take 1 drink and a tissue
HOTOHORI
- For every reference
to his rank, take 1 drink
- For every reference
to the Imperial Crown as 'the bucket hat' (or variation thereof), take
1 drink
- For every reference
to his love for Miaka, take 1 drink
- If it is reciprocated, take 2 drinks
- If it goes lemon, take 3 drinks
- For every refernce
to Miaka's teddy bear, take 2 drinks
- For every reference
to his marriage, take 2 drinks
- And his affection for his wife is mentioned, add 2 drinks
- For every reference
to his son, Boushin, take 2 drinks
- If he falls for Nuriko,
take 2 drinks
- If it goes lemon, take 3 drinks
MITSUKAKE
- If he never
says a word in the fic, take 1 drink
- If Shouka is mentioned,
take 1 drink
- If Tama-neko is mentioned,
take 1 drink
- If Tama-neko pulls one of his impersonations, take 2 drinks after you
finish choking with laughter
- If there is a Warm
And Fuzzy moment with Chiriko, take 2 drinks
- If he has a Deep And
Meaningful moment with Chichiri, take 2 drinks
CHIRIKO
- If his intelligence
saves the day, take 2 drinks, raising at least 1 to the author
- If he gets scared out
of his intelligence by Tasuki, take 1 drink
- And he manages to save the day anyway, take 2 drinks
- If he has a Warm and
Fuzzy moment with Chichiri, take 1 drink
- If he has a Warm and
Fuzzy moment with Mitsukake, take 1 drink
- If he has a Warm and
Fuzzy moment with Tasuki, take 3 drinks
- If it's a deathfic,
take 3 drinks and email the author
SUZAKU
- If He refers to His
Shichiseishi as "My sons", take 1 drink
- If He is, literally,
a chicken, take 2 drinks
- If He acts like he
has more feathers than brain cells, take 2 drinks
- If He and the other
Gods are brothers, take 1 drink
- And He's having a sibling spat with Seiryuu, take 2 drinks
- And He and Seiryuu are being ganged up on by Genbu and Byakko, take 2
drinks
- If Suzaku is referred
to as female, scull the glass
YUI
- If her love for Tamahome
is mentioned, take 1 drink
- And she admits to herself that it was just a crush, add 1 drink
- If she feels guilty
over the rift between herself and Miaka, take 1 drink
- If she tries to suicide,
take 2 drinks
- If she falls for Suboshi,
take 2 drinks
- And admits it, take 3 drinks
NAKAGO
- If a reference
is made to the fact that he is a Westerner, take 1 drink
- If he is unwillingly
drawn into a hentai situation, take 2 drinks
- If he admits he loves
Soi, take 1 drink
- Out loud, take 3 drinks
- Before her death, go raid the liquor cabinet
SOI
- If she actually tells
Nakago she loves him, take 2 drinks
- If he reciprocates, take 3 drinks
- If it goes lemon, take 4 drinks
- If she dumps Nakago,
take 3 drinks
TOMO
- For every cackle,
take 1 drink
- For every reference
to the makeup, take 1 drink
- If anybody sees him without it, take 2 drinks
- If he's not a jerk,
take 2 drinks
- And it isn't written by Aeanagwen, take 3 drinks
- Every time his love
for Nakago is mentioned, take 1 drink
- If he actually gets lucky with the Shogun, take 4 drinks
- If it isn't written by Aeanagwen and C-chan, add 2 drinks
- If he dumps Nakago,
take 3 drinks and cheer
- And falls for Soi instead, take 4 drinks
- And it goes lemon, add 2 drinks
AMIBOSHI
- For every mention of
the flute, take 1 drink
- For every mention of
his crush on Miaka, take 2 drinks
- For every mention of
his twin bond, take 1 drink
- For every time he uses the twin bond to find Suboshi, take 1 drink
- For every time he ends
up in a bed with Suboshi, take 1 drink
- And it goes lemon, add 2 drinks and say out loud "This author is one
sick puppy."
SUBOSHI
- For every time the
phrase "psycho yo-yo boy" is used, take 1 drink
- For every time his
love for Yui is mentioned, take 1 drink
- If she reciprocates, take 2 drinks
- If it goes lemon, take 3 drinks
- For every time he ends
up in a bed with Amiboshi, take 1 drink
- And it goes lemon, add 2 drinks and say out loud "This author is one
sick puppy."
ASHITARE
- If he appears, take
1 drink
- If he acts like a dog,
take 2 drinks
- And attempts to mate with Nakago's leg, take 5 drinks
- If he's maltreated,
take 1 drink
- If it's a poignant
deathfic, take 3 drinks and email the author
MIBOSHI
- For every mention of
the third eye, take 2 drinks
- Every time he attempts
to possess another character, take 2 drinks
- For every reference
to his 'Nakago Complex', take 2 drinks
- If he isn't a heartless bastard,
scull the glass and email encouragement to the author
SEIRYUU
- If He refers to His
Shichiseishi as "My children", take 1 drink
- If He is referred to
as a lizard or other non-draconic reptile, take 2 drinks
- If He and the other Gods are brothers,
take 1 drink
- And He's having a sibling
spat with Suzaku, take 2 drinks
- And He tries to eat Suzaku, add 2 drinks
- And He and Suzaku are
being ganged up on by Genbu and Byakko, take 2 drinks
SUZUNO
- For every time her
relationship with Tatara is mentioned, take 1 drink
- For every time the
phrase "enduring love" is used, take 1 drink
TATARA
- For every time he makes
a plant grow to take care of the current crisis, take 2 drinks
- For every time his
relationship with Suzuno is mentioned, take 1 drink
SUBARU
- For every time she
tells Tokaki off, take 1 drink
- For every time she
cooks a magnificent feast, take 1 drink
- For every time she
uses her Shichiseishi talent to save the situation, take 2 drinks
TOKAKI
- Every time the words
"Hentai!", "Ecchi!", "Dirty old man!" or "Pervert!" are used, take 1 drink
- Every time his training
of Tamahome is mentioned, take 2 drinks
- Every time he gets
clobbered by a pretty girl, take 2 drinks
- And it's not Subaru, take 4 drinks
BYAKKO
- If He and the other
Gods are brothers, take 1 drink
- And He and Genbu are ganging up on Suzaku and Seiryuu, take 2 drinks
- And Suzaku and/or Seiryuu are deliberately annoying the fur off Their
older brother, take 3 drinks
- If Byakko is portrayed
as female, scull the glass
TOKIKO
- If the fic features
Tokiko, Genbu no Miko, scull the glass and email encouragement to the author
HIKITSU AND TOMITE
- If the fic features
them, take 2 drinks, raising at least 1 to the author
- And it isn't written by Kichiri, take 3 drinks
- If one falls in love
with the other, take 1 drink
- If it's reciprocated, add 1 drink
- If it goes lemon, add 2 drinks
- After they're dead, add 3 drinks
GENBU
- If He and the other
Gods are brothers, take 1 drink
- And He and Byakko are ganging up on Suzaku and Seiryuu, take 2 drinks
- And Suzaku and/or Seiryuu are deliberately annoying the shell off Their
older brother, take 3 drinks
- If He has trouble consuming
His Miko, take 2 drinks
HOUKI
- Any fic featuring Houki
as a major character, take 3 drinks
- And it isn't written by Raye Johnsen, add 2 drinks
SHOUKA
- Any fic featuring Shouka
as a major character, take 3 drinks
THE MT LEIKAKU BANDITS
- If Hakurou appears,
take three drinks (BECAUSE HE'S COOL!)
- And he's Genrou's foster-father, take 2 drinks
- And the fic features him doing father-type things with Genrou and Kouji,
take 3 drinks
- If Kouji appears, take
2 drinks
- And he's Genrou's foster-brother, take 2 drinks
- And the fic features him doing brother-type things with Genrou, take
3 drinks
- If the nameless bandit
who got the crush on Hotohori appears, take 1 drink
TASUKI'S FAMILY
- If Aidou appears, take
2 drinks
- And she doesn't flatten Tasuki with a log, take 3 drinks
- Every time Tasuki's
mother flattens him with her breast, take 2 drinks
- If Tasuki's father
is mentioned, take 3 drinks
TAIITSUKUN
- If the phrase "Sunakake
Baba" doesn't come up ONCE, take 2 drinks
- If Taiitsukun appears
in Her true form, take 3 drinks
NYAN-NYANS
- For every "Naosu naosu!",
"Heal heal!" or "Fix fix!" take 1 drink
- Every time they get
sent into low earth orbit, take 2 drinks
- And it's not by Taiitsukun, take 4 drinks
SELF-INSERTED CHARACTERS
-If an SI appears, take
1 drink
-If they're a new Miko or Shichiseishi, take 2 drinks
-And they singlehandedly save the universe, take 3 drinks
-If one of the characters
falls in love with the SI, take 1 drink
-And the character loves them back, take 3 drinks
-And the fic turns into a lemon, take 3 drinks and go read a different
fic
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