IF YOU COULD SEE HER Emcee (appearing on stage with a gorilla): I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE THINKING. YOU WONDER WHY I CHOSE HER. OUT OF ALL THE LADIES IN THE WORLD. THAT'S JUST A FIRST IMPRESSION. WHAT GOOD'S A FIRST IMPRESSION? IF YOU KNEW HER LIKE I DO, IT WOULD CHANGE YOUR POINT OF VIEW. IF YOU COULD SEE HER THROUGH MY EYES, YOU WOULDN'T WONDER AT ALL. IF YOU COULD SEE HER THROUGH MY EYES, I GUARANTEE YOU WOULD FALL (LIKE I DID). WHEN WE'RE IN PUBLIC TOGETHER, I HEAR SOCIETY MOAN, BUT IF THEY COULD SEE HER THROUGH MY EYES, MAYBE THEY'D LEAVE US ALONE. HERE YOU ARE, MY LIEBLING, YOUR FAVORITE. HOW CAN I SPEAK OF HER VIRTUES? I DON'T KNOW WHERE TO BEGIN. SHE'S CLEVER, SHE'S SMART, SHE READS MUSIC, SHE DOESN'T SMOKE OR DRINK GIN (LIKE I DO). YET, WHEN WE'RE WALKING TOGETHER, THEY STARE IF I'M HOLDING HER HAND. BUT, IF THEY COULD SEE HER THROUGH MY EYES, MAYBE THEY'D ALL UNDERSTAND. THEY DANCE WHY CAN'T THEY LEAVE US ALONE? MEINE DAMEN UND HEREN, MESDAMES ET MESSIEURS, LADIES (TEE-HEE) AND GENTLEMEN. IS IT A CRIME TO FALL IN LOVE? ALL WE ARE ASKING IS, EINE BISSCHEN VERSTANDNIS, A LITTLE UNDERSTANDING. WHY CAN'T THE WORLD LEBEN UND LEBEN LASSEN? LIVE AND LET LIVE. I UNDERSTAND YOUR OBJECTIONS, I GRANT YOU THE PROBLEM'S NOT SMALL. BUT IF YOU COULD SEE HER THROUGH MY EYES, SHE WOULDN'T LOOK JEWISH AT ALL.