In the western part of  central earth there lived a race of people. They had been very peaceful people. One of them always wanted to leave do some thing else. His name was Waldo. One day this really tall old guy came and told him he will have construction workers come to his house. Now Waldo didn’t like this, but he was dealing with a old guy, and workers. So he set out with them. Turns out they are trying to get their sandwiches back from an evil alligator. For if you know alligators love sandwiches. They fought wolves. They fought these teamsters that wanted to eat them. Soon they arrived at Opendale the sacred city of the Trekies. The old guy Randolf said they have to go trough a gang territories cave. They shot a whole bunch of those "goblins" yep randolf is excellent with his 9mm. Waldo wound up in a hole and found this ugly guy who had obviously smoked his mind away. His name was Troy. He kept on wheezing so he was called Wheezy.  Wheezy wanted to eat Waldo too. But Waldo tricked him and took Wheeze’s Ring (i couldn’t think of any thing else for a ring).soon Waldo reunited with randolf and the construction workers. Then they went trough the woods. They fought giant bugs, and ran into a  forest Trekies club. These trekies were not evil just they despised any outsiders. It turns out the ring Waldo has turns him invisible. They escaped from the Trekies and wound up in another town. The place that their sandwiches were at was just down the road. It also happened to be the home of the construction workers ancestors. Well Waldo saw the Alligator his name was crog well crog couldn’t see Waldo cause of the ring. But he could smell him. Waldo returned saying crog was angry and he was going to go and eat every one in the town. But thankx to an unlikely placed message boy, the town was saved when their best shooter, Dan shot crog with a missile. Dan wanted some of those sandwiches, and so did the Trekies. The construction workers didn’t want to share. Waldo didn’t see a point to not sharing, they had plenty of sandwiches. But as the danlings(who now follow Dan cause he shot crog) and the Trekies were to fight the construction workers. Randolf came and said that the goblin gang heard of the defeat of crog and want some sandwiches for themselves. Since goblins are evil all the people fought the goblins. Most of the people died but the goblins were driven off. The workers made peace with the danlings and the Trekies. randolf led Waldo back home . Waldo got a share of the sandwiches for himself. And for now the land of central earth is in peace.

After rereading this I now know its not a spoof just renaming and whatnot, I may try to do the LOR the fellowship of the ring. It just might be hard to do since it’s a very vast story.