The story begins in a small suburb on the outskirts of Delaware. There lived a small puppy named Roy. He had recently been in a fight with a bigger dog; I never said Roy was smart. Roy was basically licking his wounds when he saw a fine girl dog. He goes up to the girl dog her name will be Rose. Rose shoots him down. So in light of his recent failures Roy decided its time to get armed. Roy spends 2 years learning special opps training, and spent countless hours on shooting ranges and watching the history channel. Well Roy went back home. The first thing he did was find the big dog he lost the fight to earlier. Roy found him and shot him with a 45 magnum. He then got surprised by a gang of "bad dogs" he got by them, only using 5 clips with his semi-automatic machine gun. Well he saw Rose. She was pregnant and had 4 puppies. Obviously Roy was saddened but he knew rose was a dirty whore. Across the street he saw an evil man hitting a dog with a stick Roy was on way across but was hit by a car.

Moral:

Look both ways on the street, even psycho doggies get hit by cars.