Well John went to town. He was almost ready to go home. When suddenly he saw a giant bug. And John said, "Look it’s a bug". The bug ran away while John was trying to figure out whom he was talking to. Well John knowing the havoc the bug will cause, ran to get his hat and his chair, since he doesn’t own a spear. He hunted down that dirty bug and smacked him right in the head as hard as he could. Well needless to say the bug was not happy. The bug picked John up and hurled him across the state line, witch happened to be about 10 feet away. John got back up and said, “You dirty bug I will smite you". The bug did that crappy hand gesture that means bring it on. Well john and the bug went through one of those bright colored line things signifying running. John bit the bug’s antennae off, the bug ripped John’s arm off. John being wounded got out his box of tricks and threw them at the bug. The bug most of been allergic to tricks so the bug died. John got his arm and went home, to eventually have 2 matches and he videotaped the arm surgery. What does john have to say about this? Well, not a lot he didn’t want to talk anymore...