Well once upon a time humans did not have toes. They had excellent balance. Because they had tails. Well there was this guy named Fred, he was walking along the road when he met a giant ten foot tall oompaloompa. This oompaloompa was magic, and he was mean. Alf will be his name. Well Fred came to where Alf was and asked him to please move out of the way. Alf said no, so Fred began to try and go around him, Alf moved in front of him. Fred g9ot mad and started yelling at Alf. So Alf decided to take Fred’s tail off. But he thought that all humans should not have a tail as well. But Alf ran into a problem. He couldn’t get rid of the tails so he turned each and every tail into a toe. And stuck it to every ones feet.

Now the big toe comes from a Toe Fish. Alf tried to eat the Toe fish and the toe fish didn’t let him so Alf took all the toes off the toe fish. There are some Toe fish in the world still, they are very hard to find.

Moral of the story

if a giant ten foot tall oompaloompa is in your way. turn around.