_____humor___________________________________________________________ For Halloween, a little girl had been dressing up the same as Sailormoon for several years. She was all ready to go out to trick-or-treat in her costume when she told her mother she was tired of the same costume year after year; and asked her mother for a change. Her mother told her to strip down to her underwear and undershirt and said, "There, you can go as the Amazoness Quartet."
In class, Serena was reciting a report Ms. Haruna that she had written earlier.
Serena: "The large population of Tokyo has a great effect on the environment, industry, and economy--"
Ms. Haruna: "And what is the population of Tokyo?"
Serena: "Why it's the number of people that live here."
In the future:
Neo-Queen Serenity and Endymion were at their only daughter, Chibiusa's
wedding, along withthe rest of the senshi. Minako comes up to them and
says teasingly, "Now you two can be alone for the first time in twenty years.
You might want to chase each other around the room."
With a rather amused look, Endymion replied, "I can't ever chase her. She
always tends to stop."
Usagi is over at Rei's place. As she sits down, she notices a bowl of peanuts on the table.
She asks Grandfather: "Mind if I have a few?"
He replies as he leaves the room, "No, not at all, help yourself."
After a few minutes, Rei enters and noticed that the bowl of peanuts was empty.
"Usagi...did you see what happened to all the peanuts in the bowl?"
Usagi, too embarassed to admit she ate them all shook her head.
"That's starnge....I never eat peanuts and ever since Grandfather has lost his teeth, all he can do is suck the chocolate off of them."___submit some humor_________________________back_jewel_main_______