			ROAD ROVERS


                    "Pasts and Presents"


                          Story by
                       Greywolf Lupous


			   Script by
                Greywolf Lupous and Kitson Paws

   (with some minor help at the beginning from Steven Today)


                       1ST ROUGH DRAFT

                        April 1, 1997


                       2ND ROUGH DRAFT

                        December 7, 1997


Road Rovers characters, names, situations and the Road
Rovers universe are the property of Warner Bros. We nor this
script are connected with Warner Bros. in any way, shape or
form. Story contents, characters, names, situations are
Copyright 1996-1997 by Greywolf Lupous. All rights reserved.
This document may not be publicized or reproduced in any way, 
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in anyway. It is strictly used for not-for-profit entertainment
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                   "Pasts and Presents"

FADE IN:

EXTERIOR: STREETS OF DOWNTOWN HOUSTON
This is the downtown area of Houston skyscrapers seem to
reach to the sky. People are walking about, tending to their
own businesses. A car races down the street. The car is jet
black, and has a Road Rover symbol (a red barking dog) with
a red circle and a red line through it. At the wheel is
Fluffy, a golden cocker spaniel Cano-Mutant. Sitting in the
passenger seat is Rammer, a red Irish Setter Cano-Mutant.
Rammer is holding a black leather suitcase. The Deluxe 
Street Rover speeds around the corner in hot pursuit..

INTERIOR: DELUXE STREET ROVER
Hunter is at the wheel, with Colleen in the seat next to
him. Sitting in the seat behind them is Blitz and Exile.
Shag is in the seat behind Exile, and Muzzle (in his
handcart) is strapped to the chair. Blitz looks at Exile.

			BLITZ
	(THICK GERMAN ACCENT, EXCITED)
Are we there yet?

			EXILE
	(THICK RUSSIAN ACCENT, ANNOYED)
Nyet.

			BLITZ
			(EXCITED)
Are we there yet?

			EXILE
			(ANNOYED)
Nyet.

			BLITZ
			(EXCITED)
Are we there yet?

Exile turns to Blitz, annoyed.

			EXILE
			(ANGRY)
Nyet! We don't even know where we are going.

			BLITZ
			(CONFUSED)
But we are chasing baddies. Are we done chasing them yet?

			EXILE
			(ANNOYED)
Nyet.

			BLITZ
	                          (EXCITED)
Are we done chasing them yet?

			EXILE
	                          (ANNOYED)
Nyet.

			BLITZ
	                          (EXCITED)
Are we done chasing them yet?

			EXILE
	                           (ANGRY)
You ask that one more timeski and I'll freeze your mouth
shut!

Blitz shrugs his shoulder.

			BLITZ
	                                (HURT)
Ooops. Sorry.

Blitz looks forward, Exile does too and folds his arms.

			BLITZ
			(MEEK)
Hunter.

Hunter turns his head and looks at Blitz.

			HUNTER
                (AMERICAN ACCENT, INTERESTED)
Yes?

			BLITZ
			(EXCITED)
Are we there yet?

Hunter groans and Exile slaps himself in the forehead, Colleen turns
towards Hunter.

			COLLEEN
	(THICK ENGLISH ACCENT, FRUSTRATED)
Please tell me this thing has a rear ejection seat.

EXTERIOR: STREETS OF HOUSTON
The car zips around another corner and pulls into a garage of a large
warehouse, the door closes. The Deluxe Street Rover  speeds after the car
and skids to a  stop right before they hit the door. Hunter climbs out of the
Deluxe Street Rover and tiptoes up to the window of the warehouse.

			HUNTER
			(WHISPER)
Follow me, and be quiet.

			COLLEEN
		    (OFF SCREEN, CURIOUS)
What's in there Huntie?

Hunter turns toward the car and places his finger up to his lips.

			HUNTER
			(LOUD WHISPER)
Shhh!

The other Rover, including Muzzle, gather around Hunter. They all turn
back to the window and look inside with great concern.

			BLITZ
			(EXCITED)
Now are we there?

Everyone but Blitz shakes their head and groans.

INTERIOR: WAREHOUSE
Cano-Mutants are everywhere transporting crates and heavy equipment
into large eighteen-wheel trucks.

			PARVO
	                     (OFF SCREEN, ANGRY)
Get the dogs! Load them into the trucks! You can finish with the
equipment later!

The Cano-Mutants put down the equipment and begin to load cages full of
dogs into another big eighteen-wheeler. The license plate reads
GEN-PAR.

			PARVO
	             (OFF SCREEN, CONCERNED)
I know the Rovers can't be far behind. I can feel it in my fur.

The Cano-Mutants continue to work.

EXTERIOR: WAREHOUSE
The Rovers are still looking in through the window. Hunter turns and
looks at the other Rovers.

			HUNTER
			(WHISPER)
Let's go Rovers, we'll sneak down through the roof.

Colleen turns to Hunter, so do the other Rovers. She gasps and feels his
forehead.

			COLLEEN
	                     (SHOCKED, WHISPER)
Are you feeling all right Huntie?

Hunter looks at Colleen, concerned.

			HUNTER
                                (CONCERNED, WHISPER)
Yeah. Why?

Colleen removes her hand.

			COLLEEN
                                  (SURPRISED, WHISPER)
Because that plan sounds like it might actually work.

Hunter chuckles.

			HUNTER
                                  (WHISPER, LAUGHING)
I've been practicing. You like it?

			COLLEEN
	                     (WHISPER, PLEASED)
Impressive.

Hunter smiles, turns and starts to walk away. The other Rovers follow,
Blitz walks next to Exile.

			BLITZ
		(WHISPER, UNEASY)
Actually, I would have preferred a plan dealing with us driving far from
here.

Exile looks at Blitz, he looks scared.

			EXILE
	                   (WHISPERS, STERN)
Don't be scared boy.

Exile looks forward and they continue to walk. Blitz is still uneasy.

INTERIOR: WAREHOUSE
Rammer and Fluffy hand the leather brief case to Parvo, Groomer stands
next to him. He is very pleased.

			PARVO
			(PLEASED)
Excellent. I trust there were no complications.

Fluffy and Rammer look at each other, scared. They gulp hard and turn
back to Parvo. They shake their heads. Parvo smiles.

			PARVO
			(PLEASED)
Good. I guess my fears were unfounded. Now I have the entire city of
Houston mapped. We can move to.

Parvo begins to cough.

			PARVO
			(COUGHING)
Hit me!

Groomer fires a purple couch drop into Parvo's mouth. He
sucks on it and stops coughing. He looks at Groomer,
uncertain.

			PARVO
	                         (UNCERTAIN)
What flavor is this?

			GROOMER
	(THICK SCOTTISH ACCENT, UNEASY)
Grape, General sir. We're all out of the other flavors.

Parvo smiles.

	                            PARVO
	                          (PLEASED)
No matter. Once I'm done with Houston I can have all the cough drops I
want.

Suddenly a tennis ball drops through the sky light, it bounces several times
then comes to a rest near a Cano-Mutant. The rest notice this.

			PARVO
			(CONFUSED)
A tennis ball?

The Cano-Mutant reaches down for the tennis ball.

			PARVO
			(FRANTIC)
Nooo!

The Cano-Mutant touches the ball and it explodes. Gas sears from the
blown-up ball filling the entire room, making it impossible to see.
Coughing is heard.

			PARVO
			(COUGHING)
Hit me!

The sound of Groomer's cough drop gun firing is heard. The smoke clears
and the coughing stops. In the middle of the warehouse are the Rovers.

			HUNTER
			(SARCASTIC)
Don't you just hate it when guests drop in unexpectedly?

			PARVO
			(ANGRY)
It's the Road Rovers! I knew it!

			COLLEEN
			(SARCASTIC)
Don't ya think it's nice to be finally recognized in high places?

			HUNTER
			(PLEASED)
I know, I guess we're just lucky that way.

			BLITZ
			(SARCASTIC)
Now only if we could get J. K. to recognize us.

Exile looks around at all the baddies.

			EXILE
			(CONFUSED)
Um. Hunter. Wouldn't it have been betterski to use the knock gas tennis
ball instead of the smoke screen one?

			HUNTER
			(DEFENSIVE)
And miss an opportunity to make a grand entrance?

Parvo looks at Fluffy and Rammer.

			PARVO
			(ANNOYED)
When this is over we're going to have a long discussion on the definition
of No Complications.

Parvo looks at the other Cano-Mutants and points at the Rovers.

			PARVO
			(ANGRY)
Attack!

The Cano-mutants begin to close in on the Rovers.

			EXILE
			(EXCITED)
Here comes the wagon welcome!

Colleen gets in a fighting stance.

			COLLEEN
			(SCREAMS)
Disney!

Colleen tosses a Cano-Mutant over her head using her legs.

			BLITZ
			(PLEASED)
Now is the time for the biting of soft squishy things.

			EXILE
			(ANNOYED)
Da. Like your head.

Hunter is running around ten Cano-mutants, leaving a trail of fire where
ever he goes. Hunter stops running, and jumps to the side. The ground on
which Hunter was running turns into a large trench. The ground that the
Cano-Mutants are
standing on crumbles down. A Cano-Mutant is opening a cage with a
female golden retriever mix in it.

			BLITZ
		(OFF SCREEN, EXCITED)
Yoo hoo! Evil cano-dog! Let me come and bite your tooshie!

The Cano-Mutant looks at Blitz as he flashes his super sharp claws and
teeth. His eyes open wide with fear and it begins to run away from Blitz.
Blitz rushes by the cage and continues to chase the Cano-Mutant. The
retriever slinks out
of the cage and off. Colleen swings a Cano-Mutant into the wall.

			COLLEEN
			(SCREAMS)
Paramount!

A block of ice containing a Cano-Mutant slides past Colleen. Exile's eyes
glow white as he freezes another Cano-Mutant.

			EXILE
			(SARCASTIC)
They don't call me Mr. Good Fun for nothing.

Behind Exile, Parvo and Groomer are climbing into a big truck. A
Cano-Mutant loads one last cage into the truck. In the cage is a female
German shepherd with a black diamond on her head, black ears, a black
nose bridge, and a black stripe leading from midway on her head to the tip
of her tail. Black bands wrap around her legs, extending from the top of
her paws up to the mid-section of her lower leg. On each of her cheeks is a
small black dot. Colleen and Hunter look at each other.

			HUNTER
			(BLUNT)
What do you say we call it a day?

Colleen smiles.

			COLLEEN
			(BLUNT)
Fine by me.

			EXILE
			(CONFUSED)
But there are still more Cano-Mutant doggie things to bash.

Colleen looks at Exile.

			COLLEEN
			(SARCASTIC)
We know.

Hunter turns towards Muzzle.

			HUNTER
Muzzle! Come here boy!

Muzzle bounces over to Hunter, still strapped to his hand cart. Hunter
takes the metal muzzle off of Muzzle's face.

			HUNTER
			(EXCITED)
Let's muzzle `em!

Muzzle breaks out of his restraints and lunges at the Cano-Mutants, who
are now fleeing in all directions. Colleen turns away from the sight.

			COLLEEN
			(DISGUSTED)
Terribly dreadful!

Hunter looks away.

			HUNTER
			(DISGUSTED)
Oooh, Muzzle, take it easy!

Exile looks away.

			EXILE
			(DISGUSTED)
I think I'm going to be sickski

			BLITZ
			(EXCITED)
Go Muzzle Dog go!

Blitz watches some more, then turns away.

			BLITZ
			(DISGUSTED)
Exile, you have a spare barf bag?

Parvo's truck starts up. The Rovers snap out of it. Exile spots Groomer and
Parvo in the truck.

			EXILE
			(EXCITED)
Evil Parvo Man is getting awayski!

Parvo's truck speeds up and bashes through the closed metal garage door.
Cano-mutants begin running after the truck. The Rovers prepare to chase
after them when they hear Muzzle snarling. As the Rovers rush over to the
sound, the cage containing the German shepherd falls out of the truck.
Muzzle is near a corner with his hackles raised. He is facing the female
Golden Retriever mix. Hunter walks up behind Muzzle and the growling
dog.

			HUNTER
			(REASSURING)
Whoa Muzzle.

Hunter carefully drags Muzzle away from the corner, and Colleen places
her hand on the retriever's back. The retriever growls at Colleen.

			COLLEEN
			(REASSURING)
Easy girl, we're here to help you.

The Retriever calms down.

			HUNTER
			(BLUNT)
C'mon Rovers, let's head home.

The area around the Rovers is a mess.

			COLLEEN
			(SARCASTIC)
This seems familiar.

			HUNTER
			(SARCASTIC)
Dejavu.

Hunter helps Muzzle get strapped back to his handcart and the Rovers
begin to leave. The retriever follows them, and then begins to bark.

			BLITZ
			(ANNOYED)
What now?

The Rovers turn to look in her direction. The retriever is standing by the
fallen cage with the German shepherd. Exile rushes over and helps the
shepherd out, who limps out.

			EXILE
			(EXCITED)
Doggie is hurt.

			COLLEEN
			(CONCERNED)
Let's get her back to base.

Exile picks dog up and the Rovers exit the warehouse.

EXTERIOR: ROAD ROVER MISSION CONTROL - GROUNDS
Deep in a large cavern in the earth is a lighted complex of buildings
(shaped like fire hydrants) and clear tubing (that connect the buildings
together). Moonlight also shines from above. This is where the Road
Rover's base all their operations from.

INTERIOR: ROAD ROVER MISSION CONTROL - SICKBAY
Professor Hubert is examining the German Shepherd's paw while she sits
on a medical table. He ah's and oh's a lot. The Rovers look on, concerned.
The female retriever looks up at the German Shepherd with equal concern.
Finally, Hubert turns to them.

			HUBERT
		(AMERICAN ACCENT, PLEASED)
Well her paw seems to be sprained. Other than a few bruises, she'll be
fine.

Hubert smiles. Hunter points down to the female retriever.

			HUNTER
			(CONCERNED)
What about this one?

			HUBERT
			(BLUNT)
She seems fine to me. No new wounds.

			HUNTER
			(BLUNT)
Good, maybe she can she tell us what Parvo was doing?

Colleen looks at Hunter.

			COLLEEN
			(CAUTIOUS)
No offense Huntie Wuntie. But your translation skills aren't all that up to
par.

			BLITZ
			(ANNOYED)
Yah. Like last week when Mop Boy had thorn in his paw you thought he
told you he wanted to go on a diet.

			HUNTER
			(DEFENSIVE)
It was an honest mistake!

Everyone but Shag and Hunter start laughing.

			EXILE
			(LAUGHING)
Yeah right! That is like Weird Boy giving up tooshie biting.

			BLITZ
			(LAUGHING)
Yah.

Blitz stops laughing.

			BLITZ
			(ANNOYED)
Hey!

Everyone calms down.

			COLLEEN
			(CAUTIOUS)
Either way. You get our point.

Hunter nods and rubs his chin.

			HUNTER
			(THINKING)
Yeah. I guess that means there is only one way to be sure.

Blitz's eyes widen.

			BLITZ
			(EXCITED)
You don't mean.

Hunter smiles and nods.

			BLITZ
			(FRUSTRATED)
Aaah. I hate this next part. I always end up getting bit in the tooshie.

The other Rovers start laughing again.

INTERIOR: ROAD ROVER MISSION CONTROL -
TRANSDOGMAFIER ROOM
Hunter's Transdogmafier is in high gear. Light and smoke flash inside of
it. Once the machine reaches full cycle the machine shuts off and the
smoke clears. The female retriever mix emerges from the Transdogmafier
in Cano-Sapien form, wearing the regular Rover armor. She walks up to
the Rovers and looks herself over.

			FEMALE RETRIEVER
			(AMERICAN ACCENT)
Cooooooo!!!!

			COLLEEN
			(BLUNT)
What's your name kid?

			FEMALE RETRIEVER
			(CONFUSED)
Name?

			COLLEEN
			(BLUNT)
Yeah, your name...you know, what people call you.

The female retriever scratches her head.

			FEMALE RETRIEVER
			(UNCERTAIN)
Uhhh, I don't think I have one.

Shag says something in dog talk.

			FEMALE RETRIEVER
			(CONFUSED)
What'd he say?

			COLLEEN
			(BLUNT)
The Dodgers are in the playoffs.

	         FEMALE RETRIEVER AND HUNTER
			(EXCITED)
Really? Cool.

Shag says something else.

			COLLEEN
			(BLUNT)
And he suggests we call you Huntress, since you look like Hunter, but
more feminine.

			HUNTRESS
			(PLEASED)
I like it!

			EXILE
			(ANNOYED)
That's my lineski.

Colleen looks at Exile.

			COLLEEN
			(CONFUSED)
What?

			EXILE
			(ANNOYED)
Never mind.

Blitz walks up to Huntress.

			BLITZ
			(SLY)
Hello pretty she-dog.

Huntress smiles.

			HUNTRESS
			(EXCITED)
Hi. Who are you?

			BLITZ
			(PROUD)
I am Blitz, the buffest and bravest of the Road Rovers.

A mouse skitters across the room. Blitz yelps and jumps into Shag's arms.

			BLITZ
			(SCARED)
Eeew! Get it away! Icky!

Exile walks over to Huntress.

			EXILE
			(FRIENDLY)
Hello Comrade. I am Exile.

			HUNTRESS
			(FRIENDLY)
Really? Where from?

			EXILE
			(PROUD)
Russia.

			HUNTRESS
			(SYMPATHETIC)
Ah, do you ever miss it?

			EXILE
			(CONFUSED)
Why would I miss it? I see it almost every day.

			HUNTRESS
			(CONFUSED)
I thought you said you were exiled from it.

			EXILE
			(ANNOYED)
No! It is name.

			HUNTRESS
			(CONFUSED)
Who's name?

			EXILE
			(ANNOYED)
Mine!

			HUNTRESS
			(EMBARRASSED)
Oh.

Colleen whispers to Hunter.

			COLLEEN
		(WHISPERS, SARCASTIC)
Expect that cease and desist order from the Abbott and Costello any day
now.

Huntress turns to face Hunter.

			HUNTRESS
			(FRIENDLY)
And who are you?

			HUNTER
			(FRIENDLY)
I'm Hunter.

Hunter runs around the room, leaving a trail of fire behind him, he stops in
front of Huntress.

			HUNTRESS
			(EXCITED)
I can do that too!

Huntress runs around the room almost as fast as Hunter. She leaves a trail
of fire around her, and stops in front of Hunter.

			HUNTRESS
			(BLUNT)
I'm a little outta practice, but...

			EXILE
			(EXCITED)
You run as fast as Hunter!

			COLLEEN
			(SARCASTIC)
Really? Nah!

			EXILE
			(CURIOUS)
Are you related to Hunter or something?

			HUNTRESS
			(UNSURE)
Noooo, I don't think so.

Blitz looks lovingly at Huntress.

			BLITZ
			(LOVESICK)
So pretty Huntress dog, where are you from?

			HUNTRESS
			(CONFUSED)
I'm not too sure where I was born and all.

			HUNTER
			(CONCERNED)
Did you have any owners?

			HUNTRESS
			(BLUNT)
The testers, if you consider them owners.

			ALL
	                         (CONFUSED)
The testers?

	                          HUNTRESS
	                           (BLUNT)
Yeah.

	                           COLLEEN
	                         (SARCASTIC)
Blimey. I think J. K. is carrying this educational programming thing a bit
to far.

Huntress bends over and parts some fur on the back of her head. A strait
scar runs down from where the fur is parted.

	                             ALL
	                         (DISGUSTED)
Eeeeeewww!

			EXILE
			(CONCERNED)
Where did you get big scarski?

Huntress pushes her fur back to where it was.

			HUNTRESS
			(SLIGHTLY ANNOYED)
From the testers!

			HUNTER
			(SARCASTIC)
Remind me never to enroll in school.

			BLITZ
			(BOLD)
I would take great pride in biting these tester repeatedly on the tooshie.

Huntress looks at Blitz, confused.

			HUNTRESS
			(CONFUSED)
Huh?

			EXILE
		(SLIGHTLY ANNOYED)
Who are these testers?!

			HUNTRESS
			(BLUNT)
Bad people, they hurt me and the other puppies.

			COLLEEN
			(HORRIFIED)
They did this to you when you were a puppy?!

Huntress sighs.

			HUNTRESS
			(BLUNT)
Yes.

			BLITZ
			(STERN)
Fear not pretty she dog. As long as I'm around no one will hurt your cute
canine tooshie.

Huntress looks at Blitz, puzzled.

			HUNTRESS
			(UNSURE)
Oookay.

			EXILE
			(CONCERNED)
How could this beski?

Huntress pauses.

			HUNTRESS
			(FEARFUL)
I don't remember everything but.

The scene switches to a flash back.

INTERIOR: TAKEIT LABS - SECRET LAB
"3 years ago (that's 21 in dog years)" appears on the screen then fades
away. Gregory McDaniels, an elderly scientist, takes a young Huntress out
of a rusty cage by the scruff of her neck.

			HUNTRESS
			(VOICE OVER)
Some how. Some where. I found myself in the care of Gregory McDaniels
and Jake Summers. Care. Ha. Now there is a laugh.

			GREGORY
		(SLIGHT GERMAN ACCENT)
Well well little mutt, looks like you have yourself in a jam.

Huntress growls at Gregory.

			GREGORY
			(AMUSED)
Looks like we have a spirited one here. Jake get in here!

Jake Summers, a man in his mid-thirties swiftly walks in.

			JAKE
		(SLIGHT GERMAN ACCENT)
Yes Heir McDaniels, what do you need?

			GREGORY
			(PLEASED)
We finally have our subject for the *special* test.

Jake grins evilly.

			JAKE
			(PLEASED)
Yes Heir McDaniels, anything else?

Unknown by both humans, Huntress reaches for Gregory's free hand with
her jaws.

			HUNTRESS
			(VOICE OVER)
I knew these two were up to no good. I sensed that I had to get away.
When the chance came I took it.

			GREGORY
			(PLEASED)
And don't forget to...

Huntress bites down on Gregory's hand. He screams in pain and drops
Huntress. Huntress runs out of the room as fast as her paws can carry her.

INTERIOR: TAKEIT LABS - HALLWAY
Huntress runs down the hallway, Jake chases after her.

			HUNTRESS
			(VOICE OVER)
I ran as fast as I could. But I was a puppy where the human were full
grown and in his prime.

The dog is fast but small, the human gains on her. Huntress rounds a
corner, and Jake reaches for her and grabs her by the scruff of her neck.
Huntress yelps. Jake shakes Huntress violently. He strikes the dog hard
several times and she
yelps in pain.

			JAKE
			(ANGRY)
Bad dog! Bad! Bad! Bad dog! Who should be honored that Heir
McDaniels has selected you!

Jake hits Huntress one more time for good measure, she yelps with pain.
He takes her back to the secret lab as she whimpers.

INTERIOR: TAKEIT LABS - SECRET LAB
Jake walks in, still violently shaking Huntress. Gregory steps up to them, a
bandage now on the wounded hand. 

			GREGORY
			(ANGRY)
Double the tests, we need t show her that isn't the way to treat one's
owners.


			JAKE
			(BLUNT)
It will be my extreme pleasure Heir McDaniels.

Huntress whimpers.

INTERIOR: TAKEIT LABS - SECRET LAB
Jake brings in a muzzled Huntress and straps her onto a lab table.

			HUNTRESS
			(VOICE OVER)
Day after day they performed cruel tests on me.

A big drill can be seen coming towards Huntress's head.


INTERIOR: TAKEIT LABS - KENNELS
"One and half years later (that's 10 and 1/2 in dog years)" appears on the
screen, then fades away. Parvo walks in inspecting cages. Parvo stops in
front of Huntress's cage. Huntress sniffs Parvo's hand and wags her tail.

			HUNTRESS
			(VOICE OVER)
Time passed. I lost track how long. But one day a strange man came to
visit. He was part human, part machine and. I'm not sure, but I thought I
smelled cat too. Either way, I sense less evil in him and tried to gain an
ally.

Huntress bends her head down, trying to sniff him again. Parvo sees the
big scar on her head and turns towards Gregory angrily.

			PARVO
			(ANGRY)
My funding was not suppose to be spent this way McDaniels!

			GREGORY
			(NERVOUS)
I'm sorry sir, uh, it was my assistant's doing. I'll make sure he doesn't do it
again.

			PARVO
			(ANGRY)
No! I'll make sure! I'm cutting off your funding! And taking this dog with
me!

Parvo takes Huntress out of her cage.

			GREGORY
			(ANGRY)
Hey! That's our most prized test subject!

Parvo turns to Gregory.

			PARVO
			(SMUG)
I know.

Parvo gets in Gregory's face.

			PARVO
			(CALM)
Listen to me McDaniels. You don't want to get me angry, I'm taking this
dog so she gets better treatment. She'll learn obedience and not hatred.
Apparently you don't know the bond of loyalty. It can not be broken. But a
bond of fear can.

			GREGORY
			(NERVOUS)
But...

			PARVO
			(CALM)
Intervention makes me very angry McDaniels.

Gregory backs off. Parvo carries Huntress out of the labs. Jake comes up
to Gregory.

			JAKE
			(FRANTIC)
He took the subject! And cut off our funding!

Gregory smiles slyly.

			GREGORY
			(BLUNT)
Yes, but I didn't expose my upper hand to Parvo. The government is still
supporting us on the *special* test. Have you selected a candidate for the
other device yet?

Jake grins mischievously.

			JAKE
			(PLEASED)
Yes Heir McDaniels, do you remember that environmentalist/saboteur
guy?

			GREGORY
		(SLIGHTLY CONFUSED)
Yes, is he the one that broke in last year? The one with Nightline?

			JAKE
			(PLEASED)
Yes Heir McDaniels. His name is Nick Owens, right now he's between
assignments, it's as good time as any.

			GREGORY
			(PLEASED)
Perfect, if he doesn't survive, it's no skin off our teeth.

			JAKE
		(SLIGHTLY NERVOUS)
But what if he does? Then we'll need the mutt.

			GREGORY
			(CALM)
Don't worry nephew, we'll get her back. It will just take some patience.
We'll worry about that if it happens. Right now we need to get our other
subject ready.

INTERIOR: PARVO'S BASE - CANO-MUTATING ROOM
Parvo sets Huntress down. She happily wags her tail.

			HUNTRESS
			(VOICE OVER)
I was taken to yet another strange place. But I didn't care. As long as I was
away from Gregory and Jake and the evil lab.

			GROOMER
			(CONFUSED)
General? You're back early! Why did you bring the mutt?

			PARVO
			(BLUNT)
They weren't treating her right at the labs.

			GROOMER
			(BLUNT)
Do any of the animals get treated right?

			PARVO
			(BLUNT)
They were drilling holes into her head.

			GROOMER
			(SARCASTIC)
You're not going soft on me, are you General?

			PARVO
			(BLUNT)
You of all people should know that only people react to fear, not animals.
The cruelty was pointless. Besides, she can be the next subject for the
Cano-Mutator.

			GROOMER
			(CONFUSED)
But it won't be ready for months General!

			PARVO
			(BLUNT)
I'm aware of that Groomer. It will give me time to work on my own little
experiment.

Groom is confused.

			GROOMER
			(CONFUSED)
Eh General?

Parvo looks at Huntress, she wags her tail.

			PARVO
			(PLEASED)
This dog will be my most loyal Cano-Mutant.

INTERIOR: PARVO'S BASE - CANO-MUTATING ROOM
"Three months later (that's 1 year and 9 months in dog time)" appears on
the screen and fades away. The Cano-Mutator shuts off, and the doors
open. Huntress steps out, still as a normal dog.

			GROOMER
			(EXCITED)
It didn't work General!

			PARVO
			(ANNOYED)
I can see that Groomer!

The television is on behind Parvo. An elderly man in a business suit is on
the TV.

			MAN
			(ON TV)
I believe that peace is an illusion. There's always a war going on
somewhere in the world. It doesn't matter if it's a country, or just one
person fighting. There's always a war.

The television switches to a picture of a hippie. His hair is grown out, and
grody. He is wearing a multi-colored tie-dye shirt, and black hippie
glasses. Parvo grunts with disgust. Huntress begins growling at the
television, her hackles raised. Groomer looks down at Huntress surprised.
Parvo turns toward her interested.

			GROOMER
			(UNEASY)
I think there's something wrong with your dog General.

			HIPPIE
			(ON TV)
Well, peace and love forever man.

The host on the television looks at the hippie nervously.

			HOST
			(ON TV)
Uh, right. Looks like we're out of time.

			HIPPIE
			(ON TV)
Tally ho! War must go!

Huntress's eyes cross and she begins tearing apart the television.

			GROOMER
			(NERVOUS)
General!

			PARVO
			(BLUNT)
I was afraid of this. The side effects aren't the same as on Shepherd's pet
though.

			GROOMER
			(NERVOUS)
She's insane!

Huntress stops attacking the television, trots over to Parvo, and sits down
next to him.

			PARVO
			(BLUNT)
Only partially Groomer, but it seems that we have gotten part of the
evilness down.

			GROOMER
			(CONFUSED)
What are you talking about? That dog just tore up a $300 television.

			PARVO
			(BLUNT)
She was only doing it out of hate.

			GROOMER
			(CONFUSED)
She hates hippies?

			PARVO
			(SMUG)
Well, who doesn't.

Parvo glares at Groomer.

			PARVO
			(PLEASED)
No. I think this dog hates peace.

Groomer looks down at Huntress, still unsure.

INTERIOR: ROAD ROVER MISSION CONTROL -
TRANSDOGMAFIER ROOM
"The Present" appears on the screen then fades away.

			COLLEEN
			(SHOCKED)
Parvo's personal pet!

			HUNTRESS
			(ANNOYED)
Not Parvo, Mustache Man!

			COLLEEN
			(ANNOYED)
His name is Parvo.

			HUNTRESS
			(BLUNT)
Same difference.

Blitz is staring at Huntress lovingly, Colleen looks over at him.

			COLLEEN
			(CONFUSED)
What's wrong with Blister?

Blitz snaps out of his trance.

			BLITZ
			(ANNOYED)
The name is Blitz, Lassie!

Colleen is taken aback, Exile and Hunter are surprised.

			EXILE
			(SURPRISED)
He called her Lassie?

			HUNTER
			(SURPRISED)
Not Pretty-She-Dog.

			EXILE
			(SURPRISED)
This is a firstski.

			HUNTER
			(SURPRISED)
I didn't know he had it in him.

Hunter, Exile. Hubert and Shag look at Colleen. She is staring at Blitz
fuming. Anger fills her eyes and she looks as if she is going to explode.

			EXILE
			(SHOCKED)
Well, what ever it is. Comrade Colleen is about to beat it out of him.

			COLLEEN
			(INFURIATED)
No one calls me Lassie and lives. Lassie is a BOY is real life!

Colleen lunges for Blitz but Hunter, Exile, Shag and Hubert grab her. A
huge fight breaks out amongst them. Blitz looks back at Huntress, obvious
to everything and with hearts in his eyes.

			BLITZ
			(LOVINGLY)
Go on with your story.

INTERIOR: PARVO'S BASE - THE KENNELS
10 months after the last flashback (that's about 6 in dog years) appears on
the screen and fades away.

			HUNTRESS
			(VOICE OVER)
Well Mustache Man...

			COLLEEN
	(VOICE OVER, AS SHE CONTINUES TO FIGHT)
Parvo.

			HUNTRESS
			(VOICE OVER)
Whatever. Mustache Man kept me in some kennels at night. One night a
mysterious silver wolf broke in.

			HUNTER
	(VOICE OVER, AS HUNTER CONTINUES TO FIGHT TOO)
Silver?

			BLITZ
			(VOICE OVER)
Stop interrupting! Go on Huntress.

A shadowy figure of a wolf-Sapien creeps into the room. Inside her cage,
Huntress wakes up. The wolf keeps sneaking along, sniffing the air. When
she gets by Huntress's cage, Huntress begins to bark loudly.

			WOLF
			(WHISPER)
Shhhh!!

Huntress keeps on barking.

			WOLF
	           (FEMININE VOICE, ANNOYED)
Despite popular belief I have no desire to join you in your cage. So shut
up.

Huntress keeps barking. The wolf sighs with disgust and takes Huntress
out of her cage, being careful to hold Huntress's mouth shut. The dog
growls at the wolf. Lights begin turning on in the building.

			WOLF
			(EXCITED)
Crud!!

The wolf begins running out of the base, dragging Huntress along with
her.

EXTERIOR: CITY STREETS - ALLEY
The wolf sets Huntress down. In the light we can now see her features.
The Wolf is a silver Wolf-Sapien with a black diamond on her forehead,
next to it are 2 thick black horizontal curved lines on each of it's
horizontal sides.
She has blue eyes. She is wearing short shorts and a short white cutoff
shirt. This is Silver.

			SILVER
	         (AMERICAN ACCENT, ANNOYED)
What's the big idea kid?!?!

Huntress barks at Silver annoyed.

			SILVER
			(SARCASTIC)
Interesting story.

Huntress erfs. (asks a question in dog language)

			SILVER
			(BLUNT)
Oh, I was able to learn *some* things after going through the
Transdogmafier.

Huntress erfs.

			SILVER
			(BLUNT)
It's a machine that turns dogs, or wolves, into Cano-Sapiens. Why were
you in that jerk Parvo's place?

Huntress growls and angrily barks at Silver.

			SILVER
			(DEFENSIVE)
Sorry! I didn't know! It's just hard to imagine him being nice to any
animal.

Huntress erfs again.

			SILVER
			(BLUNT)
No he isn't. Usually he kidnaps them from their owners and happy homes.

Huntress barks, her tone lighter.

			SILVER
			(BLUNT)
You're right, don't know what he'll do next. Of course, you are free to go.
Go back to him if you really want to. Or course, if you stuck with me
you'd never be locked in a cage again.

Huntress barks something to Silver.

			SILVER
			(BLUNT)
I'll protect you and make sure neither of them get to you.

Huntress erfs.

			SILVER
			(SINCERE)
No, I don't mind. Besides, it does get a little lonely out here.

Silver pats Huntress on the head and climbs on a dark green motorcycle.
She puts on a helmet and turns to Huntress.

			SILVER
			(ASSURING)
Come on kid. The choice is yours. Another thing you'd never get with
Parvo.

Silver pats the back of the seat. Huntress runs and leaps onto the back of
the bike's seat. Silver starts the motorcycle up and races off.

EXTERIOR: CITY STREETS - DARK ALLEY
"Six months later (that's three and a half in dog years) appears on the
screen then fades away. This is a new York style alley (filled with lots of 
rusty trash cans, alley cats, and dirty dumpsters) Silver punches a man in
the face. The man is dressed in all black, on the sleeve of his shirt are the
initials "TIL". The man falls to the ground.

			SILVER
			(URGENT)
Go kid! I'll hold 'em off!

Another man dressed like the one before jumps down from above. Silver
zaps him. Huntress whines and steps forward. Silver growls at Huntress.
The first man gets up, clutching his nose.

			SILVER
			(ANNOYED)
Now!

Huntress whines and heads out of the alley. Silver zaps the man.

EXTERIOR: CITY STREETS
Huntress keeps on running. A figure leaps in front of Huntress. She
crashes into it. A hand reaches down and pulls her up by the scruff of her
neck.

			JAKE
			(PLEASED)
Well well, look who it is.

Jake shakes Huntress, she yelps loudly.

			JAKE
			(EVIL)
Yelp all you want, it will do no good. Our men are keeping Parvo and that
freak friend of yours busy.

Huntress growls and bites Jake's arm. Jake screams in pain and drops
Huntress. She takes off running in the direction of the alley. Another man
dressed like the other two steps out from the shadows. Huntress tries to
stop but she skids and crashes into him. He grabs her and puts a muzzle on
her. He picks her up by her scruff.

			BLITZ
			(VOICE OVER)
Your poor scruff.

			ROVERS
			(VOICE OVER)
Shhhhh!!!

			COLLEEN
		(VOICE OVER, MUFFLED)
Mmmm!!!

The man carries Huntress over to Jake, who is now clamping his hand on
his hurt arm.

			JAKE
			(ANGRY)
Throw the mutt into the car! Heir McDaniels hates to wait!

The man in black throws Huntress into the back seat of a black car and
climbs into it. Jake climbs into the driver's seat.

INTERIOR: TAKEIT LABS - SECRET LAB
Jake drags the still muzzled Huntress in. She growls loudly at Jake and
struggles to get free.

			GREGORY
			(PLEASED)
Ah, I see you have succeeded in getting back the subject. Strap her on the
table next to the eco-nazi's.

Jake picks up Huntress the bad guy way (by the scruff) and straps her
down on a table. On the table next to her is an extremely handsome 6"4
man in his mid-twenties. He has short brown hair and blue eyes, he is also
strapped down. This is Nick Owens. He looks over at Huntress.

			NICK
		(AMERICAN ACCENT)
Just have to torture animals don't you McDaniels!

			GREGORY
			(BLUNT)
Torturing? You make it sound like these things have rights.

Huntress growls at Gregory.

			NICK
			(ANGRY)
But it seems they have brains, which is more than I can say for you!

			GREGORY
			(BLUNT)
Keep it up, Owens. And I'll have you muzzled.

			NICK
			(BLUNT)
You're not going to get away with this. Kidnapping is a crime.

			GREGORY
			(BLUNT)
And who decides what the crimes are? There is no proof that I kidnapped
you, you could have just come willingly.

			NICK
			(BLUNT)
They're will be enough evidence when my friends get here.

			GREGORY
			(BLUNT)
Out with the old clich again Mr. Owens? Well I can assure you your
team won't be coming to your rescue. They just got a mission to Bosnia,
you were at the briefing weren't you?

			NICK
			(ANNOYED)
They'd know something was up when I didn't come! You can't kidnap a
mission commander without attracting attention!

			GREGORY
			(BLUNT)
For all *they* know, you just got scared and ran off.

			NICK
			(ANGRY)
They know I'd never do that!

			JAKE
			(SARCASTIC)
Maybe they called the Physic Buddy network!

Gregory chuckles.

			GREGORY
			(BLUNT)
Maybe, but if I were you I wouldn't feel too confident of your rescue. The
government has promised me protection for performing these tests.

Nick looks shocked. Huntress begins growling at Gregory. Nick snaps out
of it.

			NICK
	                          (MOCKING)
I guess it's true when they say animals can sense evil.

Gregory walks closer to Huntress and Nick. Huntress begins to snarl
menacingly under her muzzle.

			GREGORY
			(ANNOYED)
Enough!

Gregory brings a metal tray down on Huntress's head. She collapses,
unconscious. Nick becomes enraged and fights his restraints to get at
Gregory.

			GREGORY
			(ANNOYED)
Enough with this foolishness! On with the tests!

Jake steps forward and puts a mask over Nick's nose and mouth. He
immediately becomes unconscious.

INTERIOR: TAKEIT LABS - SECRET LABS
As it was before, except all the lights are turned off. Light from the moon
shines through a window. Nick and Huntress are still strapped down. Nick
slowly wakes up. Nick groans.

			NICK
			(IN PAIN)
Oh my head!

Nick looks around.

			NICK
			(CONFUSED)
Where am I?

Huntress whimpers and opens her eyes. She looks around and yelps.

			NICK
			(SARCASTIC)
Oh yeah, thanks for reminding me.

Huntress whimpers.

			NICK
			(BLUNT)
We gotta get out of here.

He pauses.

			NICK
			(SARCASTIC)
Seems like they've already messed with our heads.

Huntress snorts.

			NICK
			(APOLOGETIC)
Sorry, bad joke.

A tapping comes from the window. Nick and Huntress look over at the
window. A woman opens it. She is 5'4" with green eyes and long red hair
tied back into a pony tail. This is Sarah Bishop.

			NICK
			(SURPRISED)
Sarah!

			SARAH
		(AMERICAN ACCENT)
Shhhh!!! They might hear you!

			NICK
			(WHISPER)
Sorry, how did you find me?

			SARAH
			(WHISPER)
It wasn't easy, but I'll be glad to answer any questions you have when we're
far away from here.

			NICK
			(WHISPER)
Fine by me.

Sarah unstraps Nick from the table, he gets up shakily.

			SARAH
			(CONCERNED)
What happened to your head?!

			NICK
			(WHISPER)
I don't know, I'll have a doctor look at it later. Right now we need to get
these animals out of here.

			SARAH
			(WHISPER)
Don't you ever quit?

Nick grins.

			NICK
			(WHISPER)
You wish.

Nick unstraps Huntress from the table. She licks his hand and face. Kevin
Marin steps through the window. He is 6'6" tall with slightly curly dark
brown hair and brown eyes.

			KEVIN
		(AMERICAN ACCENT)
You okay Nick?

			NICK
			(SARCASTIC)
You think a few mad animal torturers could get to me bud?

			KEVIN
			(BLUNT)
Yes.

			NICK
			(BLUNT)
Well...

			VOICE
			(ANGRY)
What's all that noise?!

The lights flash on, momentarily blinding everyone. Jake enters. He is
holding a strange kind of remote.

			JAKE
			(ANGRY)
You're all in big trouble!

Huntress growls and bares her teeth. Nick gets in a fighting stance.

			NICK
			(CONFIDENT)
Back off Summers, you're outnumbered!

			JAKE
			(CONFIDENT)
But the odds are for me!

Jake pushes a large red button on the remote. Huntress yelps and covers
her ears with her paws. Nick screams in pain and drops to the ground
covering his ears.

			SARAH
			(CONCERNED)
Nick!!

			KEVIN
			(ANGRY)
Hey! What did you do?!

Sarah looks at Kevin.

			SARAH
			(CONCERNED)
Come on! we better get him out of here!

			JAKE
			(CONFIDENT)
I don't think you're going anywhere.

Kevin does a roundhouse kick in Jake's face. Jake flies into the wall.

			KEVIN
			(BLUNT)
Well I do!

Kevin and Sarah grab Nick and drag him out of the window. Gregory runs
in and Jake gets up rubbing his jaw.

			GREGORY
			(ENRAGED)
You let them get away!

			JAKE
			(FRANTIC)
I'm sorry Heir McDaniels. But there was an army of them. Yeah, that's it. I
tried to fight them off but there were just too many.

			GREGORY
			(BLUNT)
But no matter, he'll return to free the animals. And when he does, we'll
finish our experiment.

INTERIOR: TAKEIT LABS - ENTRANCE
This reflects the way the rest of the lab looks.

			HUNTRESS
			(VOICE OVER)
The next day I saw someone I hoped I wouldn't since the night the silver
wolf broke in.

It is late morning now. Parvo stomps in, followed by Fluffy and Dalmat.
Dalmat is a Cano-Mutant Dalmatian. Gregory walks in confused.

			GREGORY
			(CONFUSED)
What the...

			PARVO
			(CALM)
Well McDainels, we meet again.

			GREGORY
			(NERVOUS)
General! What brings you here?

			PARVO
			(CALM)
I came for my dog McDainels.

			GREGORY
			(NERVOUS)
I don't know what you're talking about!

			PARVO
			(BLUNT)
Oh? And then how do you explain a man from this lab breaking into my
warehouse?

			GREGORY
			(NERVOUS)
I didn't send anyone!

			PARVO
			(BLUNT)
Don't lie to me McDaniels or I'll use you as a scratching post. He told me
how you paid him to cause a distraction so you could steal my dog. Of
course Fluffy and Dalmat here had to persuade him to tell us that.

Fluffy grins and Dalmat pounds her fist into her paw. The both chuckle
evilly. Gregory turns white and faints.

INTERIOR: ROAD ROVER MISSION CONTROL -
TRANSDOGMAFIER ROOM
"The Present" appears on the screen and fades away. It is as it was before
except Colleen is laying on the floor on her stomach, she is hog tied with
duct tape and her muzzle is also duct taped shut. She struggles vainly. Her
gasps and calls are muffled.

			EXILE
			(BLUNT)
We free you when you wish not to hurt Blitz any longer.

			HUBERT
	                           	(BLUNT)
I think she is well past that. I think you wants to kill us now.

			HUNTRESS
			(BLUNT)
Well then Mustache Man took me back to his base, and successfully
turned me into a Cano-Mutant. I lead one of his missions, but messed it up
badly.

Hunter snaps his fingers.

			HUNTER
			(REALIZING)
Oh yeah, now I remember you! The one who started pouring Skittles and
Cherry Coke on you and the other Cano-Mutants.

			BLITZ
			(ANNOYED)
Stop it! Let her finish!

Huntress smiles slightly.

			HUNTRESS
			(BLUNT)
Well, somehow he turned me back into a regular dog, locked me in that
cage, and got that Rottweiler.

Muzzle gives Huntress a nasty look. She doesn't seem to notice.

			HUNTRESS
			(BLUNT)
Then he just seemed to forget about me. So I basically stayed in that cage
until you guys came.

Blitz looks shocked.

			BLITZ
			(SHOCKED)
How can anyone forget about you?

Hunter and Hubert roll their eyes, Exile sighs.

			HUNTER
			(FRUSTRATED)
Now, only if we had some sort of clue. A lead to track Parvo.

			EXILE
			(BLUNT)
Did evil Parvo man mention anything that we could useski?

			BLITZ
			(DEFENSIVE)
If she knew anything Huntress would have told us! She knows nothing!

			HUNTRESS
			(OFFERING)
Yeah. Other than he was planning something at the NASA Space Center.
He was deploying Canos there.

			BLITZ
			(EMBARRASSED)
Yeah. Like I said. She knows nothing.

Blitz shrugs his shoulders.

			HUNTER
			(PROUD)
Then were off to the NASA Space Center! You're with us Huntress,
maybe you can help us some more. Let's hit the Road Rovers!

Hunter, Blitz, Shag, Exile and Huntress run out the door. Hubert looks at
his watch.

			HUBERT
			(BLUNT)
5... 4... 3... 2... 1... 0...

As if on cue, the others walk back in.

			HUNTER
			(EMBARRASSED)
Ooops. We forgot something.

The group goes over to Colleen, picks her up and dashes out the door.

EXTERIOR: NASA SPACE CENTER
The Street Rover pulls up and parks. Huntress and the Rovers walk out.

			HUNTER
			(UNEASY)
Are you sure this is the right place?

			HUNTRESS
			(HONEST)
Positive.

Suddenly Nick Owens and Stan Kirsch (a hunky red headed actor who
plays Richie on Highlander *droooooolllllls*) run on-screen.

			STAN
		(AMERICAN ACCENT, OUT OF BREATH)
Did we lose them?

			NICK
			(OUT OF BREATH)
I think so.

Dot (a female black and white toon wearing a pink skirt and flower in her
hair) and Greywolf Lupous (a fourteen year old girl with short
brownish-blondish hair, blue eyes, and a few freckles [OK, a lot. But I'm
cuuuuuute. Just kidding]) run on-screen.

			DOT AND GREYWOLF
		(AMERICAN ACCENTS, EXCITED)
Helloooooooo nurse!!

Nick and Stan scream and run off screen, Dot and Greywolf run after
them, their tongues hanging out.

			COLLEEN
			(ANNOYED)
Okaaaaay, that was rather pointless.

Huntress looks after Stan drooling.

			HUNTRESS
			(DROOLING)
I'll be right back.

She begins to run after them, Hunter holds her back.

			HUNTER
			(STERN)
No way.

Huntress turns around and gives him puppy eyes.

			HUNTRESS
			(PITIFUL)
Pweeeeeeeeeeeaaaase!!!!!!!!!

			HUNTER
			(STERN)
No.

Huntress kicks the ground and pouts. Hunter sniffs the air.

			HUNTER
			(CONFUSED)
Hey, you guys smell that?

They all sniff the air (except Huntress, who continues to pout.)

			SHAG
			(EXCITED)
Rah! Rit's runch!

			EXILE
			(CONFUSED)
Really? I could've sworn it was weird boy over thereski drooling and
sweating over comrade Huntress.

			BLITZ
			(SIGHING)
I'm in love.

Colleen holds her nose.

			COLLEEN
			(DISGUSTED)
You know Blister, you really need to change your deodorant, that brand
you use now doesn't work at all.

Blitz snaps out of his trance.

			BLITZ
			(CONFUSED)
Huh, what deodorant?

Everyone backs away from Blitz.

			BLITZ
			(CONFUSED)
What is it?

Hunter holds up his hand.

			HUNTER
			(ANNOYED)
It smells like mutants to me.

Huntress sniffs the air. She turns to Hunter.

			HUNTRESS
			(AGREEING)
You're right.

Hunter and Huntress begin tracking the scent, the other Rovers follow
behind.

INTERIOR: NASA SPACE CENTER - HALLWAY
This is just another hallway, at the end it forks into two ways. Surprisingly
even though this is NASA, no one is in the halls. The Rovers are still
following Hunter and Huntress, when they reach the end they stop.

			EXILE
			(CONCERNED)
What's wrongski?

			HUNTER
			(BLUNT)
The scent branches out here. The mutants must have split up.

			HUNTRESS
			(CONFUSED)
Why would they do such a dad blasted crazy thing like that?

Everyone looks at Huntress slightly confused at the "dad blasted crazy
thing" part, but dismiss it quickly.

			COLLEEN
			(BLUNT)
It's called divide and conquer, a popular war tactic.

			HUNTRESS
			(SURPRISED)
Oh, kinda like axes and allies!

			COLLEEN
		(SLIGHTLY CONFUSED)
Uh, yeah.

			HUNTRESS
			(EXCITED)
Who are we?!

			COLLEEN
			(ANNOYED)
Just forget I said it.

			HUNTRESS
			(CONFUSED)
Said what?

Colleen screams and acts as if she's trying to pull it out. Everyone looks at
her confused.

			EXILE
			(BLUNT)
I think comrade Colleen has lost many marbles that roll around in her
headski.

			HUNTER
			(CONFUSED)
Okay sorta.

Colleen calms down and Hunter looks at everyone.

			HUNTER
			(COMMANDING)
Colleen, you and Exile go with Huntress and follow that scent trail. Blitz,
you, Shag, and Muzzle will come with me.

			BLITZ
			(WHINING)
Noooooo!!!!!! I wanna go with them!

			HUNTER
			(SURPRISED)
You sure Blitz? You don't know what might be in store. This way you
would have Muzzle.

			BLITZ
			(QUICKLY)
I'm sure! Very sure!

Hunter sighs.

			HUNTER
			(DEFEATED)
All right, Exile you come with me.

			BLITZ
			(EXCITED)
Woo hoo!!!

Hunter's group begins following their trail, and Huntress's group starts out.

			COLLEEN
			(UNDER BREATH)
Fluffypants.

INTERIOR: NASA SPACE CENTER - LEFT HALLWAY
This hallway is just as empty as all the others. Blitz, Colleen, and Huntress
are walking down the hallway. Huntress is in the lead, on her hands and
knees, sniffing the air. Blitz is following behind, his tongue hanging out,
and Colleen is a few feet behind them, her arms crossed looking extremely
annoyed. They walk for a few more feet before she gets fed up and
whacks Blitz in the head.

			COLLEEN
			(ANNOYED)
Will you stop that?


			BLITZ
		(IN PAIN, CONFUSED)
What did I do?

			COLLEEN
			(ANNOYED)
Would you stop drooling over her? We have a mission to complete!

In the shadows behind them, four Cano-Mutants creep up towards them.
At that very moment, Huntress stands.

			HUNTRESS
			(BLUNT)
The smell is getting stronger.

			COLLEEN
			(SARCASTIC)
Blister, don't you ever wash your feet?

			HUNTRESS
			(BLUNT)
No. I smell the mutants. 

They continue on. Huntress stops abruptly, and Blitz crashes into her. 

			HUNTRESS
			(ANGRY)
What did you do that for?

			BLITZ
			(APOLOGETIC)
Oh, I'm sorry, pretty shedog. I didn't mean to. 

He paus to you by taking you out for dinner.

			HUNTRESS
			(CONFUSED)
Do I know you?

She drops back to her hands and knees and continues sniffing. They follow her.

			COLLEEN
			(SARCASTIC)
Boy, I'm gonna get along great with her.

They continue along, still not noticing the mutants behind them.

INTERIOR: NASA SPACE CENTER - RIGHT HALLWAY
This looks exactly like the left hallway, except that Hunter, Shag, Muzzle, and
Exile are walking down. Hunter is in the lead (of course) sniffing the air.

			HUNTER
			(CONFUSED)
The scent's getting weaker.

He stops, as does Exile and Shag. Muzzle, unable to stop bouncing in his cart,
trips and falls into Shag's fur. He dissapears from view

			SHAG
			(CONFUSED)
Ruh?

Hunter and Exile give each other nervous looks.

			HUNTER
			(NERVOUS)
It isn't my turn to dig in his fur.

			EXILE
			(NERVOUS)
Well I don't think it's mine either!

INTERIOR: NASA SPACE CENTER - LEFT HALLWAY
All of a sudden, Colleen is knocked down from behind. She looks up at Blitz
angrily.

			COLLEEN
			(GROWLING)
Blister!

He gives her an innocent look.

			BLITZ
			(WHINING)
Whaat?

The shadowy figure from earlier scene emerges from the shadows as she starts
chewing out Blitz. Huntress is still on her hands and knees on the floor, sniffing.

			HUNTRESS
			(CONFUSED)
I smell Cano-Mutant.

She keeps on sniffing, not really looking at Blitz, who is still getting yelled at by
Colleen. He looks up and sees the mutant looming over her, and screams.

			COLLEEN
			(ANNOYED)
What?!

			BLITZ
			(STAMMERING)
Duhh....duh....duh....

			COLLEEN
			(ANNOYED)
Come on, Blister, spit it out.

			BLITZ
			(SHRIEKING)
There's a large Cano-Mutant thing behind you!

She turns around, and gives it a withering look. 

			COLLEEN
			(SCREAMING)
POOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRKKKKKYYYYYYYY PIG!

She tosses the Cano over her head and into a wall. It struggles to get its head free
from the steel wall, then pushes on the wall with its hands until its head comes
out of the wall with a thwock. He turns around dizzily, then roars with anger.
Huntress is still sniffing the ground. 

			HUNTRESS
			(ANNOYED)
Will you two keep it down back there?

The Cano stalks over to Colleen. Blitz runs over to Huntress and starts tugging on
her arm.

			BLITZ
			(TERRIFIED)
Huntress! Pretty shemale! There is a big Cano-Mutant bashing the collie! 

Huntress shoves him away.

			HUNTRESS
			(ANNOYED)
Will you go away? I'm trying to find the Cano-Mutant!

INTERIOR: NASA SPACE CENTER - RIGHT HALLWAY
Shag finally digs Muzzle out of his fur; he is covered in white fur. Muzzle
sneezes, then coughs a few times. A stray white hairball flies out of his mouth and
lands on Hunter's foot. 
	
			HUNTER
			(DISGUSTED)
Well, at least that's over with. 

Blitz's girlie scream is heard echoing from the other hallway. They all turn. Shag
is brushing the white hair off of Muzzle with a lint brush.

			EXILE
			(BLUNT)
That sounds like it's coming from comrade Weird Boy.

			HUNTER
			(BLUNT)
I agree, Exile. The others are in trouble!

Shag says something.

			HUNTER
			(BLUNT)
You're right. We should stop talking and go rescue them.

			EXILE
			(BLUNT)
But what if they're not capturedski?

			HUNTER
			(MUSING)
You're right. He could just be getting his tail kicked by Colleen again.

			EXILE
			(ADMITTING)
True. But what if he is in trouble?

			HUNTER
			(BLUNT)
Then let's go! Let's hit the road, Rovers!

They all howl, and run down the hallway.

INTERIOR: NASA SPACE CENTER - LEFT HALLWAY
Colleen is trying to fight the Cano-Mutant and failing badly. The Mutant picks
her up by her arms and legs, and begins pulling. Blitz is hanging onto Huntress's
arm (she is still on hands and knees sniffing).

			BLITZ
			(SCREAMING)
Save me, pretty shedog!

			HUNTRESS
			(ANNOYED)
Shut up and go away. 

Hunter and the other Rovers come into view, just as the Cano-Mutant knocks
Colleen unconscious. 

			HUNTER
	             (SHOUTING, CONCERNED)
Colleen!

Hunter looks at the other Rovers.

			HUNTER
		   (SHOUTING, ANGRY)
Let's muzzle 'em!

He and Exile begin taking the restraints off of Muzzle. Hunter takes off Muzzle's
metal muzzle. Muzzle begins to leap but the cart, but he is still tangled up in hair,
and he is propelled back into the cart, knocking Exile (who is holding the cart)
down, bringing Muzzle along with him. Muzzle weakly coughs up another white
hairball. Exile sits up, Muzzle looks up dazed.

			EXILE
			(SARCASTIC)
Nice going, Shag.

Shag whimpers.

			EXILE
			(BLUNT)
I agree comrade Shagster... we're in big troublski.

The mutant drops Colleen and begins lumbering towards the other Rovers.

FADE OUT

The large words of "ROAD ROVERS" quickly scrolls across the screen from
right to left.

FADE IN

INTERIOR: NASA SPACE CENTER - LEFT HALLWAY
Shag jumps into Exile's arms, still whimpering. Exile bowls over again.

			EXILE
		(ANNOYED, UNDER SHAG)
This is just greatski.

Hunter looks at Exile and company.


			HUNTER
			(BLUNT)
Hold on guys, I'll be right back!

Hunter rushes off towards Blitz. Shag, Muzzle, and Exile exchange confused
glances. The mutant begins drooling, some lands on Exile.

			EXILE
			(BLUNT)
Since comrade Colleen is knocked out and unable to say it, I will... EWWW!!!
GROSS!!!

(PAN OVER TO HUNTER AND BLITZ) Hunter stops when he reaches Blitz,
who is *still* holding onto Huntress's arm.

			HUNTRESS
			(ANNOYED)
If you don't let go in one second I'll...

			BLITZ
			(SLY)
You'll what?

			HUNTRESS
			(SCREAMS)
PEPE LE PEW!!!

Huntress wrestles her arm away from Blitz and kicks him into the wall, then
continues to sniff. Hunter looks at her.

			HUNTER
			(BLUNT)
I guess everyone is stealing Colleen's bit today.

Hunter walks over to Blitz.

			HUNTER
			(BLUNT)
Hey buddy, can I borrow that gun of yours?

			BLITZ
			(IN PAIN)
Here...

Blitz slides down from the wall, then hands Hunter his "Tooshie Biting Boquet".
Hunter takes a stance, then fires the gun. A silver ball flies out of the opening,
after a few seconds part of it extend into teeth and jaws. The "teeth" hit the
mutant's tuchus, he yelps and grabs it.

			HUNTER
			(BLUNT)
Your turn Exile!

Exile smiles.

			EXILE
			(BLUNT)
It will be my pleasure comrade.

Exile freezes the mutant up to his neck. The mutant struggles, to no avail.
Huntress stands up, and turns
around pointing.

			HUNTRESS
			(EXCITED)
I knew I smelled it! There it is!

Everyone gives her yet another strange look. Hunter kneels over Colleen.

			HUNTER
			(CONCERNED)
Yo Colleen, you there?

			COLLEEN
		       (SOFTLY, IN PAIN)
Anyone get the license number of that dog?

Hunter pats her on the head and turns to the others.

			HUNTER
			(STERN)
We have to get her back to Mission Control. Exile, help me here, but be careful,
she may have a back injury. Shag says something loudly and takes out a stretcher.

			EXILE
			(BLUNT)
Good ideaski Shagster!

He and Hunter load Colleen onto the stretcher, and the Rovers begin to  move her
out carefully.

INTERIOR: ROAD ROVER MISSION CONTROL - SICKBAY
Colleen is on a bed, Hubert is next to her, and the Rovers and Huntress look on

			HUBERT
			(BLUNT)
This isn't good, she can't detransdogmafy for a few days.

			EXILE
			(CONCERNED)
This isn't goodski, we need comrade Colleen, there are a lot of mutants...

Hunter looks up suddenly and points to the napping female shepherd in the
corner.

			HUNTER
			(BLUNT)
What about her?

			HUBERT
			(BLUNT)
Well she still has a sprained paw...

			HUNTER
			(BLUNT)
But wouldn't it help her heal it faster? Maybe a pass through would heal her
wounds?

Hubert rubs his chin.

			HUBERT
		          (IN THOUGHT)
It might...

			HUNTER
			(EXCITED)
Then let's go!

Exile grabs the  dog and they start out.

			HUBERT
			(CONCERNED)
But what if...

Everyone is already out of the room.

			HUBERT
			(ANNOYED)
Never mind.

He goes back to tending to Colleen.

INTERIOR: ROAD ROVER MISSION CONTROL - TRANSDOGMAFIER ROOM
Blitz's chamber is high in geer, smoke and fog are emitting from the machine,
soon it shuts off and the German shepherd steps out in Cano-Sapien form. She
looks down at her new body.

		           FEMALE SHEPHERD
	          (SLIGHT TEXAN ACCENT, IMPRESSED)
I think I could get use to this!

			HUNTER
			(CONCERNED)
How's your wrist?

She twist her wrist around.

	           FEMALE SHEPHERD
			(BLUNT)
All better!

She looks at them.

   	            FEMALE SHEPHERD
			(EXCITED)
Soo... when do we start?

			HUNTER
			(BLUNT)
Right now, but first, we need to call you something...

			HUNTRESS
		(EXCITED, INTERRUPTING)
Toodle Cheezey Nipzotes!!!

			HUNTER
			(CONFUSED)
Actually, I was more or less hinting at her to tell us her name.

			HUNTRESS
			(DISSAPOINTED)
Oh.

The shepherd smiles.

		        FEMALE SHEPHERD
			(BLUNT)
The name is Canis. Canis Lupus, from Texas.

She extends her hand, and Exile shakes it.

			EXILE
			(CONFUSED)
Doesn't Canis lupus mean wolf?

			CANIS
			(BLUNT)
Yeah, my owner thought I looked like a wolf cub when I first came in. She was
such a smart little kid, always reading, she was the one who named me.

The Rovers all "ohhh".			

			HUNTER
			(BLUNT)
So will you help us?

Canis sits there, thinking for a moment.

			CANIS
			(EAGERLY)
Sure!

INTERIOR: ROAD ROVER MISSION CONTROL - BRIEFING ROOM
Canis is rapidly typing on a computer stowed away in the corner as the other
Rovers watch over her shoulder.

			BLITZ
			(ANNOYED)
Would someone mind telling me again what the pretty Texan she-dog is doing
again?

			CANIS
			(BLUNT)
I'm hacking... I mean, logging in, to the accounts and ownership rights of the
surrounding warehouses and other places in the district to see where Parvo might
hide.

			BLITZ
			(CONFUSED)
Oh, carry on.

Canis continues typing, after a few seconds she stops and returns to Hunter.

			CANIS
			(BLUNT)
Okay, I've been tracking and narrowing down possibilities, it's either The Old
Tuna Fish Factory...

			EXILE
			(CONFUSED)
What's it's name?

			CANIS
			(BLUNT)
That is it's name. Or the Boots and Jeans Storage Warehouse.

			EXILE
			(CONFUSED)
That it's name too?

			CANIS
			(SARCASTIC)
No, I just like to call it that. It's actually Calvin Kline's secret hideout for thermal
nuclear green jeans that they're going to sell to the Asian dominating countries.

			HUNTRESS
			(EXCITED)
I knew it! It's always the green jeans!

			CANIS
			(BLUNT)
Yeah, that's right. Anyhoo, these are the two choices. Which one is it?

They all stand there deep in thought. They all look up. Hunter looks at Blitz. Blitz
looks at Huntress. Huntress looks at Shag. Shag looks at Canis. Canis looks at
Exile. Exile looks at Muzzle. Muzzle looks at Hunter. Hunter looks at Huntress.
Huntress looks at Canis. After a few minutes of everyone looking at everyone
else, they all stop.

		ROVERS, HUNTRESS, CANIS
			(AGREEING)
The Tuna Fish Factory.

EXTERIOR: TUNA FISH FACTORY - DOCKS
It is late midnight. The docks are full of rickety and rotting boards, a few fishing
boats, and some motorboats. In the shadows we can see the outline of a building
with a big smiling neon goldfish sign lighting it up some. The DSR pulls up and
the Rovers (minus Colleen, plus Huntress and Canis, divided by the sum of last
year's interest rates...) step out.

			HUNTRESS
			(DISGUSTED)
Ugh! Fish stench! That's it, I'm getting back in the car!

Blitz's head pops out of the window.

			HUNTRESS
			(NAUSEATED)
On second thought, I'll stay out here.

			HUNTER
			(ANNOYED)
Knock it off. Just use a clothespin.

			HUNTRESS
			(CONFUSED)
Where?

Shag pulls a box out of his fur, Huntress takes on and puts it on her nose. She
begins to hug Shag for thanks, but slips and falls into his fur.

			CANIS
		       (ROLLING EYES)
It's gonna be one of those nights.

			HUNTER
			(BLUNT)
Let's move in.

INTERIOR: TUNA FISH FACTORY - PRODUCTION ROOM
Inside the floor is covered with tuna, and the walls are covered with fishing nets.
The lights are on. One by one, the Rovers sneak in through a now cut hole in the
wall. Canis walks over to the door and opens it.

			CANIS
			(BLUNT)
The obvious works, we just never use it.

			HUNTRESS
			(CONFUSED)
Isn't that the fun part though?

			HUNTER
			(BLUNT)
Parvo has to be here somewhere or...

			BLITZ
		(INTERUPTING, ANNOYED)
The little Texan dog was wrong. Isn't that right? You were wrrooong.
W-R-O-N-Geeeeeeeeeeee............

Canis is now holding Blitz up by the ear, breathing harshly in his ear.

			CANIS
		(LOW VOICE, MENACING)
I'm not wrong.

She lets him go. Blitz scrambles behind Shag.

			BLITZ
			(SCARED)
All of the pretty she-dogs are against me.

                        HUNTRESS
                        (ANNOYED)
We always were.

                        CANIS
                        (ANNOYED)
Too true.

They begin to split up. Canis, Huntress, Shag, and Blitz go into a corridor of
the factory to look for Parvo. 

                        HUNTRESS
                        (EXCITED)
Hey, Cheezy, I found something!

Canis looks confused.

                        CANIS
                        (CONFUSED)
Wha?

                        HUNTRESS
                        (CONFUSED)
That's your name, isn't it?

                        CANIS
                        (ANNOYED)
No. My name is Canis. Didn't you catch that in the last scene?

                        HUNTRESS
                        (MEEK)
Uhh, no. What scene?

Canis groans, annoyed, and walks down the hallway, farther away now. Huntress
begins to check in rooms that are connected to the corridor. She opens one
door and a large furry hand reaches out to grab her. She jumps back, and pulls
out a whip ala Indiana Jones.

                        HUNTRESS
                        (SHOUTING)
GET BACK!! 

She beats the hand back with the whip.  Blitz comes up behind her and extracts
his claws.

                        BLITZ
                        (PROUD)
I'll save your cute tooshie, pretty she-dog.

Huntress glares at him and shoves him out of the way as she beats the furry
thingummy back.

                        HUNTRESS
                        (SCOWLING)
For one thing, I have a name.

                        CANIS
                        (PERKY)
Cheezy?

Huntress gives her a Look. She shrugs.

                        CANIS
                        (INDIFFERENT)
Just wondering.

                        HUNTRESS
                        (ANGRY)
And for another thing, I can take care of myself! 

At this moment, the large hand steps out to reveal it is a large Irish
Wolfhound/bulldog Cano-Mutant. It looms behind Huntress. Blitz goes pale, and
points, gaping, at the mutant behind her.

                        BLITZ
                        (HORRIFIED)
Ga. Ga. Ga.

                        CANIS
                      (CURIOUS, OFF SCREEN)
Why can't he stop saying Gillian Anderson's initials?!

Shag, silent until this time behind Blitz, says something and leaps into his
arms. They crash to the floor.

                        CANIS
                        (CONFUSED)
What'd he say?

                        HUNTRESS
                        (ANGRY)
I don't care if there's a Cano-Mutant behind me, Shag! Finally, that stupid
Dobie's learned that I'm not taking any of his chauvanistic stuff from him!

Shag says something.  Huntress's face drains of all color, and her ears go
limp. She turns around. The Cano-Mutant roars loudly. Huntress, Blitz, and
Shag's mouths are hanging open in fear. Canis marches up to him, waving a hand
in front of her nose.

                        CANIS
                        (ANNOYED)
You realize how bad your breath smells? 

She pulls a pack of Tic Tacs out of her uniform and presses it into his hand.
She then pulls a dentist's chair from off screen and hauls the Cano-Mutant
into it. Canis stands over him with a small hand mirror, scraping his teeth.

                        CANIS
                        (BLUNT)
This could be a sign of a dental problem, or something worse. 

                        HUNTRESS
                        (HOPEFUL)
Like gingivitis?

                        CANIS
                        (ANNOYED)
Shut up!

She gives the Mutant's teeth a final scraping, before reaching into her
uniform and pulling out a toothbrush. She hands it to him, and yanks him out
of the chair.

                        CANIS
                        (BLUNT)
Now if you'll be on your way....

The Mutant mutters something as he is being shoved off screen. Canis pushes
him into one of the little rooms and slams and locks the door. She walks back
to the group.

                        CANIS
                        (SMUG)
Now there's nothing that a little brushing and flossing can't cure.

FADE OUT

FADE IN

INTERIOR: TUNA FISH FACTORY - LOADING BAY
Hunter, Exile, and Muzzle are creeping behind several crates. 

                        EXILE
                        (ANNOYED)
This is getting us nowheres.


Hunter stops sniffing and looks at him.

                        HUNTER
                        (BLUNT)
True, but we still have to try. Who knows, maybe we'll get lucky and find some
little pointer to if Parvo really is here.

Muzzle grunts.

                        HUNTER
                        (CONFUSED)
Eh? Come again?

Muzzle grunts again.

                        HUNTER
                        (CONFUSED)
Uhh, still didn't get it.

Muzzle grunts again, louder now.

                        HUNTER
                        (CONFUSED)
Errr, what'd you say?

Muzzle growls and snarls through his metal muzzle. Hunter runs his fingers
through his bangs.

                        HUNTER
                        (ANNOYED)
Geez, sorry.

                        EXILE
                        (CONFUSED)
What did comrade Muzzle say?

                        HUNTER
                        (BLUNT)
Oh, it was something about Parvo and Groomer up there in that skybox and
something about lots of fish.

                        EXILE
                        (CONFUSED)
Fish?

Muzzle grunts loudly and bounces over to a corner of the room. Hunter looks at
him.

                        HUNTER
                        (CONFUSED)
Hey, where's he going?

A large shadow forms over Exile and Hunter, it grows bigger by each moment.
Exile looks up.

                        EXILE
                        (BLUNT)
Ah, there are the fishski.

A load of fish falls on Hunter and Exile. After a few moments of gagging and
waving their arms about, Exile and Hunter pull themselves out. Hunter sniffs
himself.

                        HUNTER
                        (DISGUSTED)
Phew! Remind me to take a shower when we get back!

                        VOICE FROM ABOVE
                        (AMERICAN ACCENT)
If you ever make it "back".

The Rovers look up. Above, on a catwalk, General Parvo and Groomer [insert
description here] are looking down at them. 

                        PARVO
                        (SHOUTING)
Cano-Mutants! Seize them!

                        EXILE
                        (MUTTERING)
Looks like Parvo wants to be King Johnski.

Dozens of Cano-Mutants pour out of doors all around them, gnashing their
teeth. They surround the Rovers in a thick circle. 

                        HUNTER
                        (BLUNT)
I would not have predicted this!

INTERIOR: TUNA FISH FACTORY - CORRIDOR
Huntress, Canis, Blitz, and Shag are walking down the hallway. They see the
swinging doors that lead to the loading bay. 

                        CANIS
                        (BLUNT)
Maybe Parvo's in here.

She tentatively swings open the doors. Hunter and Exile are running around for
dear life, being chased by Cano-Mutants, while Parvo and Groomer look on from
above, smiling evilly.

                        HUNTRESS
                        (BLUNT)
Did I ever mention how good of a guesser you are?

                        CANIS
                        (ANNOYED)
At least I'm not WRONG...W-R-O-N-Geeeeeeee!!

She casts a withering look in Blitz's direction. He shrinks back. Shag says
something.

                        BLITZ
                        (BLUNT)
I agree, Shag. We should all go try and rescue them.

                        HUNTRESS
                        (SCORNFUL)
No, no! He asked for a bottle of Perrier.

Shag nods, tongue hanging out, "Ra ra ra ra ra!"

Canis reaches into Shag's fur and hands him a bottle of sparkling water. Shag
barks out a "thank you". Huntress shoves her way past Blitz and is about to
charge into the Loading Bay when he pulls her back.

                        BLITZ
                        (STERN)
No, Huntress. This is for the males. You shemales stay behind and cook and
clean our clothes.

Her eyes flash reddish, and she stares him down.

                        BLITZ
                        (TIMID)
Or maybe we should do the cooking and the cleaning while you go kick the
baddies' tuchuses.

She nods sternly and stomps into the Loading Bay. Canis, Shag, then finally
Blitz follow.

INTERIOR: TUNA FISH FACTORY - LOADING BAY
Hunter comes to a skidding halt as he spies Huntress.

                        HUNTER
                        (OUT OF BREATH, PANTING)
Boy, am I glad you guys are here. Tag team!

Hunter slaps her hand and sits down at the corner. Blitz looks at Exile.

                        BLITZ
                        (CONFUSED)
Aren't you going to slap me into play?

                        EXILE
                        (ANNOYED)
Don't be sick boy!

                        BLITZ
                        (CONFUSED, ANNOYED)
What?!

Canis marches in, Shag trailing behind her. She reaches into his fur and pulls
out a huge foam mallet with a large metal rod in the middle (for stability.)
She whacks a mutant in the head with it, but it bounces off harmlessly. She
repeats this process a few times, getting the same results.

                        CANIS
                        (ANNOYED)
To heck with it!

She takes off the foam part and brandishes the metal rod.

                        CANIS
                     (EVIL LAUGHTER)
Who needs their reflexes tested?

She swings the rod like a bat into a mutant's knee. He grabs it and jumps up
and down on his good leg cursing in fluent Cano-Mutant.

                        CANIS
                        (SMUG)
Guess he's okay! Who's next?

Exile is wrestling with a mutant, getting the worse of the beating. Blitz
stands at the side, watching and looking impatient. Exile looks at Blitz
annoyed.

                        EXILE
                        (ANNOYED)
What is your problem?! Why aren't you helping comrade?

                        BLITZ
                        (BLUNT)
You have to slap me.

Exile shudders. He puts his left hand over his eyes and gently pokes Blitz's
shoulder with his right index finger.

                        EXILE
                        (LOW VOICE)
All right, you go.

Blitz grins and gnashes his teeth.

                        BLITZ
                        (PLEASED)
I will have great pleasure in biting their tuchuses.

Exile shudders again.

                        EXILE
                        (MUTTERING)
I think I will crawl up in this corner over here and be ill.

Blitz runs off, biting some Cano-Mutant butt. Huntress is running circles
around three Mutants, until they drop to the ground, dizzy. Canis is whopping
mutants upside their heads with the metal rod. Hunter turns to Exile.
'
                        HUNTER
                        (PROUD)
Our work here is done.

Exile shrugs and buries his head in his arms.

                        EXILE
                        (WEAK)
I am going to be sicksku. 

                        HUNTER
                        (CONFUSED)
That's a new one. 

                        EXILE
                        (WEAK)
I'm trying to broaden my vocabulary.

                        HUNTER
                        (BLUNT)
Oh, cool.

They look up, all of the Cano-Mutants are either unconscious, mending their
wounds, or running away from Blitz in terror.

                        HUNTER
                        (PLEASED)
Cool! Now we can finally end this stupid chase! To the power of the pack.

Exile, Muzzle, Blitz, Hunter, and Shag howl in triumph. After they finish,
Hunter looks around confused.

                        HUNTER
                        (CONFUSED)
Hey, where'd Parvo go?

                        EXILE
                        (CONFUSED)
And the evil Groomer woman?

Hunter again looks around confused.

                        HUNTER
                        (BLUNT)
One. Two. Three. Four. I think we're missing something.

Muzzle bops his hand with his head.

                        HUNTER
                        (REALIZING)
Oh yeah! I guess that's that!

Blitz looks behind a crate.

                        BLITZ
                        (CALLING)
Yoo-hoo! Pretty little Huntress dog! Come out of hiding, bad dog mutants are
all gone now!

Shag mumbles something inintelligible.

                        EXILE
                        (CONFUSED)
What'd he say?

                        HUNTER
                        (BLUNT)
He thinks maybe the Dodgers'll make the World Series this year.

                        BLITZ
                        (PLEASED)
Oh, good. I like that team. Such pretty uniforms.

                        EXILE
                        (MUTTERING)
Pansy.

                        BLITZ
                        (SUSPICIOUS)
What was that?

                        EXILE
                        (HURRIEDLY)
Nothing.

                        HUNTER
                        (CURIOUS)
Where's Huntress?

                        BLITZ
                        (BLUNT)
That's what I was looking for.

Shag says something else.

                        EXILE
                        (SLIGHTLY ANNOYED)
What now?

                        HUNTER
                        (BLUNT)
Oh yeah, and Canis is missing too.

                        BLITZ
                        (SARCASTIC)
And I needed my teeth cleaned, too.

                        EXILE
                        (DISGUSTED)
Surely all those Cano-Mutant tooshies would have been a tartar-fighting agent.

                        BLITZ
                        (ANNOYED)
It was a joke! Do you know what a joke is? Can you spell it? J-O-K-E!! I knew
you could!

                        SHAG
Ra ra ra. 

                        BLITZ
                        (DISSAPOINTED)
Too bad the Huntress-dog is hiding, I wanted to ask her something.

                        HUNTER
                        (ANNOYED)
Not now Blitz.

EXTERIOR: TUNA FISH FACTORY - DOCKS
As it was before, five figures are standing on a speedboat.

                        HUNTER
                        (VOICE OVER)
We need to find Canis and Huntress.

Zoom into the speedboat. A streetlight illuminates the figures. The figures are
Parvo, Groomer, Canis, Huntress, and the Irish Wolfhound/Bulldog Cano-Mutant.
The mutant has each arm wrapped around Canis and Huntress, covering their
mouths. Both are kicking and struggling, but the mutant has no trouble holding
onto them. Parvo growls to himself and looks at Groomer.

			PARVO
		  (ANNOYED, QUIET)
Groomer! Can you do something to make them sit still?

Groomer takes out a device and presses the button, some electricity sparks
through it, then dies out.

			GROOMER
     		(APOLOGETIC, QUIET)
Sorry General.

			PARVO
			(ANNOYED, QUIET)
At least can't you bind them or something?

Groomer looks around, and spots some rope on the pier, she grabs it and with the
mutant holding, she binds Canis's legs, arms, and mouth shut. The mutant tosses
Canis into the rear of the speedboat and Groomer begins to bind Huntress. Parvo
takes out a key and starts the engine, the speedboat's motor roars to life.

INTERIOR: TUNA FISH FACTORY - LOADING BAY
All the Rovers are peeking under crates and things of the like, Muzzle just hops
around and peers behind them. Hunter's ear perks up.

			HUNTER
			(CURIOUS)
You hear that?

Exile shakes his head and puts a large steel box down.

			EXILE
			(BLUNT)
Nyet comrade, you must be hearing things.

Hunter sets down a small wooden crate.

			HUNTER
			(BLUNT)
Yeah, guess so.

EXTERIOR - TUNA FISH FACTORY - DOCKS
Parvo is cutting the lines holding the speedboat from the dock. Groomer has
Huntress's legs and arms bound and is about to bind her muzzle. She leans
forward, and Huntress brings her legs up and shoves her off, she struggles out of
the mutant's hold and begins howling loudly.

			PARVO
			(ANGRY)
Blast it! Shut her up! The Rovers will hear!!

INTERIOR: TUNA FISH FACTORY - LOADING BAY
All the Rovers stop and drop the crates they were holding.

			HUNTER
			(BLUNT)
Well I know that I heard that! Come on Rovers! Let's roll!

He and Blitz are the first to rush out the door, followed by Exile, Shag, and
Muzzle.

EXTERIOR: TUNA FISH FACTORY - DOCKS
Parvo smacks Huntress across the face, she loses her balance and hits her head
against the boat. Huntress yelps loudly. Blitz and Hunter rush out and see Parvo.

			HUNTER
			(STERN)
Stop right there Parvo, and let our friends go.

			PARVO
			(ANNOYED)
No chance.

Blitz growls.

			BLITZ
			(ANGRY)
You hand over the cute tooshies, or I'll slice your puny boat to itty bitty shreddy
pieces.

			PARVO
			(ANNOYED)
Don't be a weird boy.

The speedboat pulls away from the dock. Hunter begins scanning the area. He
spots a few motorboats off in the distance, one with it's keys in the ignition.
Hunter dashes over and leaps into the boat, Blitz follows as Hunter starts it up.
Shag crawls in whimpering and Exile and Muzzle stay behind.

			EXILE
			(BLUNT)
We'll watch the Cano-Mutantskis, you go rescue comrades!

The speedboat takes off, tearing the feeble lines holding the boat to the dock.

EXTERIOR: HOUSTON SHIP CHANNEL
Parvo's boat is speeding along, Huntress has recovered from the blow and is
glaring at him.

			HUNTRESS
			(DEFIANT)
The Rovers are gonna stop you Mustache Man!

			PARVO
			(ANGRY)
You shutup you traitor! I treated you like one of my own, gave you top status, and
you repay me by joining my most hated enemies!

			HUNTRESS
			(SARCASTIC)
Well there's a newsflash.

			PARVO
			(ANGRY)
Groomer!!

She looks up.

			GROOMER
			(BLUNT)
Yes General?

			PARVO
			(ANNOYED)
Dispose of the traitor, one hostage is enough to keep those bungling dogs from
interfering.

			GROOMER
		(PLEASED, WICKED)
It will be my extreme pleasure, General.

She grabs Huntress by the scruff and part of the binding ropes holding her hands
and wraps the boat's small plastic anchor around her feet.

			GROOMER
			(PLEASED)
I hope you like water traitor.

The Rovers motorboat begins to catch up with Parvo's. Groomer shoves Huntress
off of the boat. From the Rover's boat, Blitz and Hunter see Groomer shove
Huntress off.

			HUNTER/BLITZ
Noo!!!

Blitz dives off of the boat and begins swimming after Huntress. Hunter and Shag
look shocked (well, Hunter does, we just assume Shag does too.)

			HUNTER
			(SURPRISED)
I would not have predicted this.

Their boat continues to gain on Parvo's, until it is neck and neck.

INTERIOR: HOUSTON SHIP CHANNEL - UNDERWATER
Huntress is drifting downwards, the anchor on her ankels dragging her further and
further. She struggles against her bindings, but to no prevail. Blitz begins
swimming down towards her. She looks up at him suprised and mouths "You?".
Blitz reaches Huntress and pulls up the rope holding the anchor to her ankles. He
opens his mouth and bites down on it hard, severing it in two. He grabs Huntress
around the waist and begins swimming back to the surface.

EXTERIOR: HOUSTON SHIP CHANNEL
The boats are side by side. Hunter stands up on the side of the boat and handles
the controls with one hand.

			HUNTER
			(STERN)
Shag, take the wheel.

Shag whimpers and does so, trying, and failing, to keep it from swerving. Hunter
takes hold of the driver's windsheild. As Shag swerves in again, Hunter leaps onto
Parvo's boat. The Cano-Muant roars in Hunter's face as he gets up. Hunter sniffs a
little.

			HUNTER
			(CURIOUS)
Is that that new flavor of Scope?

The Cano-Mutant breaths into his hands and sniffs, he nods his head vigerously.

			HUNTER
			(BLUNT)
Thought so.

He takes the mutant by the arm and shoves him off of the speedboat. As the
speedboat gets further and further from the mutant, we see it swimming in circles.
Hunter grins to himself and then turns to Parvo, grabbing him in a chokehold.

			HUNTER
			(STERN)
Time to take you in Parvo, your reign is over.

			PARVO
			(GAGGING)
Groomer!!

Groomer, from the back of the boat, watching the mutant stands up and starts to
run towards Parvo, Canis shifts her body and holds her legs out. Groomer trips
over them and flies to the front of the ship. Hunter continues to hold Parvo around
the neck as Groomer gets up.

			HUNTER
			(STERN)
Don't try anything sister, or your boyfriend is going to take a swim. And we all
know how cats hate water.

Parvo's eyes widen.

			PARVO
			(NERVOUS)
Groomer...

She stands there.

			GROOMER
			(NERVOUS)
I don't know General.

Parvo looks around wildly and spots Canis.

			PARVO
			(STERN)
Dump the hostage!!

Groomer nods and leaps to the back and shoves Canis overboard. Hunter shakes
his head and tosses Parvo to the other seat, then leaps out into the water. He
swims over and catches Canis. Shag pulls the boat around and pulls Canis in, then
helps Hunter in. Shag unties Canis's binds, and she lets loose the rope around her
muzzle.

			CANIS
			(PLEASED)
Thanks Hunter...

She looks down.

			CANIS
			(DEPRESSED)
Sorry about that though, he got away.

			HUNTER
			(BLUNT)
It's all right, we'll get him next time.

Hunter turns the motorboat around and begins to head back in the other direction.

			BLITZ
			(ANNOYED)
Yoo hoo, Huntah!

Hunter stops the speedboat, Huntress (now untied) and Blitz swim over to the
boat. Hunter and Shag help them in.

			HUNTER
			(BLUNT)
Let's head home Rovers, it's been a long day.

They all nod.

INTERIOR: ROAD ROVER MISSION CONTROL - DEBRIEFING ROOM
All the Rovers (including Colleen who is, with Hubert glaring at her from a
corner, sitting in a wheelchair), Canis, and Huntress stand in front of the Master.

			MASTER
			(PLEASED)
You're good good dogs.

			EXILE
			(CONFUSED)
But we failed to catch Evil Parvo Man.

			MASTER
			(BLUNT)
True, but you did succeed in finding his hideout, and driving him out of the
Houston area.

			HUNTER
			(BLUNT)
Besides, we can catch him next time he surfaces.

			MASTER
			(PLEASED)
Exactly. Now, Canis, Huntress, I must thank you for helping us with this mission.

			CANIS
			(HOPEFUL)
Does this mean I get to return to my master now?

Master looks down, his eyes glow a bit dimmer.

			MASTER
			(BLUNT)
I'm sorry Canis, while you were out, we researched up on your owners.

Hubert hands her a small copy of a police report. Canis scans it over, tears well up
in her eyes.

			CANIS
			(UNBELIEVING)
No... they can't be...

The tears begin streaming down her cheeks, Exile pulls her into a light hug and
pats her head comfortingly. Canis begins sobbing loudly. Exile leads her out. All
the Rovers seem a bit more depressed.

			MASTER
			(BLUNT)
I suggest you all go get some rest at your homes.

			HUBERT
			(BLUNT)
And it's back to sickbay with you.

He wheels Colleen out of the room. Huntress hugs Blitz.

			HUNTRESS
			(PLEASED)
Thank for saving my life Blitz, see you later?

Blitz smiles.

			BLITZ
			(PLEASED)
Of course, I'll be back tommarrow sweetie.

She kisses him softly and he and Shag head out, Shag is giggling to something
about Blitz, who beings to turn red. Muzzle grunts and hops after them. Hunter
looks at Master.

			HUNTER
			(BLUNT)
Master, can I borrow the Sonic Rover? I haven't visited my mother since I had to
leave Wyoming to find the Rovers.

			MASTER
			(BLUNT)
Sure, hurry back.

Huntress walks over to Hunter.

			HUNTRESS
			(CURIOUS)
Can I come?

			HUNTER
			(CONFUSED)
Why?

			HUNTRESS
			(BLUNT)
Well, I know I came from somewhere before the labs, I just can't remember, it'd
be nice to see what it's like to have a mother.

Hunter sighs.

			HUNTER
			(SLIGHTLY ANNOYED)
I guess.

Huntress clasps her hands together and barks happily.

			HUNTRESS
			(PLEASED)
Coo!! See you in the plane!

She takes off running, leaving a trail of fire behind her, Hunter shakes his head
and walks off towards the hangar. Hubert comes back into the room, seeing the
fire on the floor, takes out a fire exstinguisher and begins spraying the fire. Hubert
looks at Hunter.

			HUBERT
			(ANNOYED)
Haven't I told you not to run like that in Mission Control?

Hunter shrugs.

			HUNTER
			(CONFUSED)
Have you?

Hunter continues to walk down the hall as Hubert continues to put out the trail of
fire.

INTERIOR: FARM
Hunter is kneeling next to his mother (a golden retriever with blue eyes,) while
Huntress leans back against the Sonic Rover, watching.

			HUNTER
			(BLUNT)
And, that's what happened Mom. I'm sorry I couldn't visit sooner.

Hunter's mother barks once. He smiles and hugs her.

			HUNTER
			(PLEASED)
Thanks mom.

Hunter's mom spots Huntress and erfies. (Remember, that means a question in
dog language)

			HUNTER
			(BLUNT)
No Mom, that's not my girlfriend...

Hunter's mom breaks her son's hug and walks over to Huntress, cocking her head
and barking curiously. Huntress extends her hand and Hunter's mom sniffs it. She
pauses and looks up at Huntress, squinting her eyes, and sniffing again. (Note:
We're now pretending Hunter's mom can talk, we're also pretending that it's just
dog language translated, kay kay?)

			HUNTER'S MOM
			(EXCITED)
Oh my! It is you!

Huntress looks down at her.

			HUNTRESS
			(BLUNT)
I'm sorry ma'am, I don't think we've met.

Hunter walks up to them.

			HUNTER
			(BLUNT)
Yeah Mom, she's from the west coast.

Hunter's mom shakes her head.

			HUNTER'S MOTHER
			(ANNOYED)
A mother never forgets the scent of her pups, no matter how long it's been.

Huntress squeaks.

			HUNTRESS
			(CONFUSED)
Pups?

			HUNTER
			(CONFUSED)
Mom, what are you talking about?

			HUNTER'S MOTHER
			(BLUNT)
Well, I guess I can't suspect you to remember, being so young. But you two were a
pair from the begining, Hunter being the biggest of the litter, and you...

She indicates Huntress.

			HUNTER'S MOTHER
			(BLUNT)
Being the runt. Hunter always made sure the other pups didn't pick on you too
much, and you always were able to crawl through small spaces, and helping you
and Hunter escape and getting into a lot of trouble. Then when Hunter was
adopted, you got really depressed. A week later a man from another local farm
got you for his neice who was traveling in from California to visit on her birthday.
Tell me, did they take real good care of you dear?

Huntress looks at Hunter, he nods.

			HUNTRESS
			(BLUNT)
They were wonderful Mom.

She smiles and continues to tell them stories of their puppyhood.

INTERIOR: ROAD ROVER MISSION CONTROL - HANGAR
Hunter and Huntress walk out of the Sonic Rover conversing their past. Huntress
stops suddenly and touches Hunter on the shoulder.

			HUNTRESS
			(BLUNT)
You're it.

			HUNTER
			(CONFUSED)
Huh?

			HUNTRESS
			(BLUNT)
Tag, you're it.

She grins and takes off down the hall, running at top speed, leaving a trail of fire
behind her.

			HUNTER
			(BLUNT)
Oh no you don't!

He runs after her, also leaving a trail of fire behind. Hubert walks in the room and
sees the twin sets of fire flames.

			HUBERT
			(ANGRY)
Hunter!! Get back here!!

He takes out a fire extinguisher and begins putting out the trail.

			HUBERT
			(ANGRY)
I mean it!!!

EXTERIOR: ROAD ROVER MISSION CONTROL GROUNDS
As it was before.

			HUBERT
		(ANGRY, VOICE OVER)
This is going on both of your records! You hear me?! Your records!!!

A loud crash is heard, followed by Hunter and Huntress laughing.

			HUBERT
		(ANGRY, VOICE OVER)
That's it!! Once I get my hands on you two...

			HUNTRESS
			(NERVOUS, VOICE OVER)
Uh oh bro, time to split.

			HUNTER
			(BLUNT, VOICE OVER)
Got that right.

A few seconds later Huntress and Hunter are running out on the grounds, with
Hubert waving a large stack of papers in his hands.

			HUBERT
			(ANGRY)
Just once, right now, slow down!

He continues to chase them. Hunter looks back to grin at an angry-looking
Hubert, and crashes into a tree. Huntress stops in her tracks, going back to where
Hunter is sitting on the ground, rubbing his forehead.

			HUNTER
			(CONFUSED)
I don't remember a tree being there...

They both look up. It is obvious now that the tree is a cardboard cutout; sitting up
in its crepe paper branches is Lennon (a female Saluki/bloodhound/golden
labrador retriever mix with shoulder-length strawberry blonde hair that curls
under at the tips, pale, pale fur, and slightly hazelish eyes). She is wearing her
gray mechanic's jacket over a white T-shirt and jeans, and is holding a video
camera.

			LENNON
			(AMERICAN ACCENT)
Oh, man! This is going to be a shoe-in for America's Stupidest Home Videos!

She notices they're looking up at her. Her smile fades and she slowly pulls the
eyepiece away from her. 

			LENNON
			(BLUNT)
Uh-oh. 

Her weight shifts and she falls backwards out of the tree into a rose bush. Hubert
finally catches up with Hunter and Huntress. They're snickering.

			HUBERT
			(CONFUSED)
What?! What are you two laughing at?!

The camera pans over to a sulking Lennon, who is gingerly picking thorns out of
her tail. 

FADE OUT

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Many thanks goes to my best bud Kitson Paws for helping me finish this plotless
and endless monster. I owe you one KitKat!

The "Muzzle falls into Shag's fur scene" was suggested by Katalin Bakonyi.
Thanks Kat! I was stuck there!
Oh yeah, Kat says to tell you all:

"This story may be duplicated as long as it is not sold or altered in any form.  You
may not make money off of this story.  You may not print it out, fold it up into
little paper airplanes, and throw said airplanes at passing cars.  You may not
blame the fact that you didn't do your homework on this story.  If you didn't do
your homework, well, that's your problem, mister.  Stop trying to drag me into
this.

	In other words, you can make lots and lots of copies, go up into a
helicopter, and drop them from the 
sky while shouting:  "YEEK!  It's raining paper!  Look out, it's the end of the
world!"  I tried it, it's REALLY fun.  But if you'd rather just read the story, I can
understand that... You can get nosebleeds up in copters like that.

You MAY, however, pass it out and pretend to collect money for it- you know,
like, collect Monopoly 
money or something.  See, that way more people will read this, and you'll be a
Monopoly millionaire.  Something for everyone!

	This story may be distributed as long as the author is given credit, and no
profit is made from it.  This author may be credited as long as the profit is given
distribution.  All events in this story are true, but were changed to protect the
innocent and are now so different from the way they originally were that they are
worthy of being a Disney feature. :) Okay! THAT'S IT! LECTURE OVER! GET
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