            Godzilla And Rovers And Cats, Oh My!
                       BY TREY TACKETT
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setting: Tokyo. We see parvo's ship flying above the sea.
                              Parvo
       Groomer!! have you located our "volunteer yet?
                           Groomer
            Yes I have sir! He's right under us!
                            Parvo
                     Activate the probe!
                           Groomer
                        yes general!!
She pushes a button and a probe lunches into the water.
Setting: beneath the ocean. We see a large creature the size
of a skyscraper sleeping on the ocean floor. This is
Godzilla a "living nuclear reactor"
Godzilla snores loudly
                          Godzilla
                        ZzZzZzZzZzZz
The probe hits Godzilla's neck and begins to drill into it.
A small beacon pop out and the probe detaches and self-
destructs.
                           Groomer
                   beacon armed General!!
                            Parvo
                    Good. hand me the mic
               she hands a microphone to parvo
                            Parvo
  GODZILLA! this is your new master! you will obey my every
            command!! Now! Wake up and surface!!
 Godzilla's eyes open and he heads toward the surface. when
     he reaches the surface he lets out a deafening roar
                          Godzilla
                   SHHHREEEEEEEOOONGK!!!!!
                            Parvo
                     NOW ATTACK TOKYO!!!
    godzilla obeys parvo's command and heads toward Tokyo
setting: White House Garden. we see hunter resting.
                           Master
                Hunter, wake up! your needed!
                           Hunter
                           Ruff!!!
                 setting: colleen's doghouse
                           master
              colleen, come to Mission Control
                           colleen
                           Woof!!
                  Setting: Blitz's doghouse
                           master
                     blitz, duty calls!
                         blitz grins
                  setting: exile's doghouse
                           master
                  exile, we have a mission
                            exile
                            arf!!
                  setting: shag's doghouse
                           master
                  shag..shag..wake up shag!
                            shag
                          rrrruuuur
                           master
         no it can't wait this is a full rover alert
                            shag
                     ra ruru ro rara re.
      Setting: Road Rover Mission Control Briefing Room
                           Master
      Rovers, we're up against our biggest threat ever
                           Colleen
                      The Olsen Twins?
                            Blitz
                           Shamu?
                           Hunter
                          Rosanne?
                           Master
                        No, Godzilla
                             All
                         Godzilla?!!
                            Exile
            But I thought Godzilla was mythski?!
                           Colleen
  Exile, remember, this is a cartoon. Anything's possible.
                            Exile
                da, I forget comrade Colleen
                            Blitz
             How do you know this is a cartoon?
                           Colleen
          Easy Fluffy, if it wasn't cold I do this?
Colleen reaches down Blitz's throat and pulls his tongue out
    across the room. she then releases and it snaps back.
                            Blitz
                      I thee your point
                           Master
                          Rovers!!
                           Hunter
                        Right Master!
               Hunter turns toward the others.
                           Hunter
                 Let's Hit The Road, Rovers!
                             All
                        AWOOOOOOOOO!!
                           Colleen
                     um, where's Muzzle?
                           Muzzle
                         Right Here!
            Everyone turns toward Muzzle shocked
                            Blitz
             He went through the Transdogmafier!
                           Muzzle
                             So?
                           Master
        Hmm, he's probably a better use to this way.
                           Hunter
                     Right! Let's roll!!
               Setting: Inside the Sonic Rover
                           Muzzle
 ..so then I snuck into the transdogmafier and, well, hear I
                             am.
                            Blitz
                  Oooh, sneaky. I like it.
                           Hunter
 So let me get this straight, your in fact, the master's dog
                           Scout?
                           Muzzle
              yeah, but please, call me muzzle.
                            exile
                     Dokie Okie comrade
            Colleen walks in a stewardess outfit
                           Colleen
 Hello, are  drink menu today consists of Tang Tang and Tang
                           Hunter
  Mmm, the Tang sounds good but I think I'll try the Tang.
                           Colleen
      Sorry we're all out of Tang, here have some Tang
                            Exile
                  what is there to eatski?
                           Colleen
                       we have hot dogs
                            Exile
      NO!! DO NOT WANT TO EAT WIENER DOG FRIEND AGAIN!
                           Hunter
                           ooookay
                            Blitz
                  We're above Tokyo harbor
                 Hunter looks out the window
                           Hunter
      Were is that creature? All reports show him here.
  Setting: under water. a shadowy creature swims across the
                           screen
              Setting: outside the sonic rover.
      Godzilla surfaces right in front of the viewport
                          Godzilla
                      Shreeeeeeeoongk!!
                            Blitz
                        GAAAAAAH!!!!
     Blitz leaps into Shag's arms and begins to whimper
           Shag drops him and leaps into his arms
   Blitz drops him and they both leap into Colleen's arms
              Colleen falls from all the weight
                           Colleen
   When we get back to the RRMC you 2 are going on diets!
                   Shag begins to whimper
                          Godzilla
                           Grongk?
Godzilla stares at the sonic rover with curious eyes. he has
                 never seen a jet like this.
                           Colleen
Blimey Huntie wuntie! I think we better move the sonic rover
                  out of it's firing range!
                           Hunter
                            Why?
      Godzilla's Spikes begins to glow bright blue with
                        radioactivity
                          Godzilla
                           Grongk!
 Godzilla opens his mouth and fires a thermal nuclear blast
    at the Sonic Rover. He hits one of the main engines,
                  completely destroying it.
                           Colleen
                       Um, that's why.
                           Hunter
                Yet another unexpected twist!
   The Sonic Rover crashes into the water below. Two Hover
                   Rovers emerge from it.
                           Muzzle
           Eeeeewwwwww! talk about morning breath!
                   Godzilla roars with joy
                           Hunter
                  WAIT!!! LOOK OVERTHERE!!!
                            Blitz
           OH NO!! I'M NOT FALLING FOR THAT AGAIN!
                           Colleen
                       It's PARVO!!!!
 Everyone looks up to see a bulldog shaped spaceship in the
                            sky.
               Setting: Bridge of Parvo's ship
                            Parvo
               Godzilla!! destroy the plane!!
      Godzilla obeys parvo and picks up the Sonic Rover
                            Parvo
                           NOW!!!
        Godzilla's spikes begins to glow bright blue
                          Godzilla
                          Grrrrromf
  Godzilla fires his nuclear breath at the Sonic Rover and
                         destroy it.
                           Hunter
                           NOOO!!!
       Godzilla looks up at the bulldog ship and roars
                          Godzilla
                      SKREEEEEOOONGK!!
                  Parvo <overloud speakers>
    As you can see rovers, I have control over this beast
                            Exile
                  let me handle problemski!
  Exile's eyes turn blue and he fires a cold ray from them
       Exile hits godzilla's foot but nothing happens
                           Hunter
              Uh exile, that won't do any good.
                            Exile
                       I can see that
                            Blitz
             I would suggest a hasty retreat!!!
                            Shag
                            RAH!!
                            Exile
                For once, Weird Boy is right!
                            Blitz
                       Tanks, I think.
                           Hunter
                      Retreat Rovers!!
                 The hover rovers drive off
                            Parvo
                         HAHAHA!!!!
                           Groomer
                      now on to Tokyo!
                            Parvo
                         precisely!!
         Godzilla and the ship head towards the city
                     Setting:Tokyo tower
                             man
                    isn't this beautiful?
                            woman
                  yes. hey! what's that?!!
                             man
                        GODZILLA!!!!
     The air raid alarm goes off around the entire city
 Godzilla runs rampant, destroying buildings, catching fire
           to oil refineries, total chaos ensues.
                Setting: middle of the ocean
                           Hunter
 Blitz!! I told you to gas these machines up before we left!
                         didn't I!!
                            Blitz
                          I did!!!
                           Hunter
                then why are we out of gas?!
                            Blitz
 we're half way across the world and you expect to get home
           on one tank of gas?! That's hysterical!
    The Sub Rover surfaces in front of the Hover Rovers.
 The hatch opens and professor Hubert stares at the rovers.
                           Hubert
                    lookie what I found.
                        Setting: RRMC
                           Master
 hmm, You say Parvo has some kind of control over Godzilla?
                            Blitz
                            Da!!
                          Huntress
          Then it's a good thing you called us in.
  Everyone turns to see Huntress and the rest of the Rovers
             Blue Team standing in the door way.
                           Hunter
                            Sis!!
                          Huntress
                          hey, bro.
                            Alley
                          hi gang!
                            Blitz
                 Alley's here too?! Oolala!!
                           Colley
   Don't even think about it Blister! you know she's mine.
                            Blitz
                     my name is BLITZ!!!
                           Colley
                          whatever
                          Shadester
                 what am I?! chopped liver?
                            Greta
                           Ahem!!
                           Muzzle
                           GRETA!!
                           master
            I see you've arrived early blue team
                          huntress
                We're early?! that's a first!
 Colley holds alley close as they all listen in to the plan
                           Colleen
   so, we hold of lizard lips while Blue team takes parvo?
                           Master
                       that's correct
                           Colleen
                         Sounds fun.
                           Hunter
                  let's hit the Road,Rovers
                         Road Rovers
                        AWOOOOOO!!!!
                          Huntress
                     Let's hit the Sky!!
                          Blue Team
                      AROOOOOOOO!!!!!!
 Setting: outside the mobile command base of the Blue Team.
 THE SCREAMING EAGLE. a eagle shaped jet that is as large as
  the Road Rovers Mission Control. The Jet rover is flying
                         beside it.
   Setting: SCREAMING EAGLE's bridge. colley is piloting.
                  hunter is on the monitor
                    Hunter<over intercom>
              We'll rondevue at the tokyo tower
                          Huntress
                            right
                    the monitor shuts off
                        Setting:Tokyo
                          Godzilla
                       GREEEEEEOONNGK!
                            Parvo
                DESTROY DESTROY DESTROY!!!!!
  Godzilla fires his nuclear breath at a building. The fire
                     levels the building
                           Groomer
                   Excellent work general
                            Parvo
                         Thank you.
  Setting:outside the Bulldog ship a hover craft is flying
                          near it.
               Setting: inside the hover craft
                           Colley
                    Ok guys, let's bail!
 All the Blue team members leap out of the  Hover Craft and
   onto the Bulldog ship's midsection. They then climb in
                     through a air vent
 Setting:inside the air vent. We see the blue team crawling
                   on the hands and knees.
                            Alley
                 Ok, we're above the bridge!
                          Shadester
Now Colley, don't be a glory hound. lets us have some action. be a team player.
                           Colley
                            Fine
        They knock the vent down and drop in on Parvo
                          Huntress
 Shows over Boots! Surrender now and maybe will let you have
              a litter box in your prison cell.
                            Greta
                  Oooh, good one huntress.
                            Parvo
 I am not a cat!! But no matter, there's no way you can stop
                             me!
                            Alley
                      and why is that?
                            Parvo
            Because my colleagues won't allow it
  Colley and alley turn towards the back and see a army of
                cano-mutants coming at them.
                           Colley
               Let's get ready to RUUUMBLEE!!!
Colley and alley leap together and kick the same cano-mutant
                            down
Huntress and shadester take on a pair and begin to punch the
                     mutant in the face
                            greta
                 Don't make me "Greta" you!!
    the cano-mutants suddenly have a flash back to being
 "muzzled" by another rottwieler and run away screaming from
                           greta.
                           Groomer
              I knew that dog would be trouble
 As the fight insues many of the cano-mutants turn tail and
                             run
      Setting: tokyo. the sky rover flies over Godzilla
                           Coleen
              hey! wait a blooming second here!
                            Exile
                       what is itski?
                           Colleen
 here seems to be some kind of transmitter attached to  the
                    blooming dino's neck!
                           Hunter
    you think he's being controlled through sound waves?
                           Colleen
                    Absa-blooming-Lutely!
                            Blitz
           Then lets take the stinking thing out!!
                           Hunter
                        Right! Shag!
                            Shag
                            rur?
                           Hunter
          Do you have your missile launcher on you?
                            Shag
                            Rah!
       Shag pulls out a missile launcher from his fur
    Hunter opens a door and shag aims the launcher at the
                         transmitter
                           Hunter
                           FIRE!!!
 Shag fires a rocket at the transmitter. the missile hits it
                       and blows it up
             Setting: Bridge of the bulldog ship
                            Parvo
                  i'm heading to the roof!!
                           Groomer
                            why?
                            Parvo
                       better weather
                           Groomer
                             oh
   parvo climbs up a ladder to the top of the ship's outer
                            roof.
                           Colley
                     he's getting away!
                            Alley
                    wait for me colley!!
   Colley and Alley rush after Parvo. Shadester,Greta and
                       huntress follow
                     Setting: outer roof
                      Colley sees parvo
                           Colley
                            PEEK-A-BOO!
                            Parvo
  			  GO AWA YYOU MEDDLING MUTT!
                           Colley
            		Um...no
                    Colley runs at Parvo
                    PArvo punches colley
                 Colley falls to the ground
         Colley gets up and kicks parvo in the head.
   Parvo pulls out a microphone and puts it up to his face
                            Parvo
  enough of this! Godzilla! Come and destroy this weakling
  Colley kicks the microphone out of parvo's hand and then
                  punches him in the groing
      parvo reals in pain and collapses to the ground.
                           Colley
                   say good night, Boots!
   Colley then punches parvo in the face, knocking him out
                            cold
   Godzilla approaches the bulldog ship but doesn't try to
              destroy Colley like he was odered
                           Colley
              Alley,Shade,Huntress,Greta look!!
     they all look at godzilla who has grabbed the ship
      Godzilla's spikes begin to glow bright blue with
                        radioactivity
  Godzilla fires a blast of nuclear breath into the ship's
    bridge, totally obliterating it and everything in it.
the force of the blast rocks the entire ship 
                          Huntress
              there's the hover jet! let's go!
 Colley grabs groomer and Huntress grabs Parvo and they all
              head toward the jet and board it.
                          Godzilla
                    SHHHREEEEEOOOONNGK!!!
 the jet flies away from the bulldog ship just as godzilla's
               spikes begin to glow blue again
 Godzilla fires his nuclear breath at the ship and destroys
                 the entire front end of it.
                          Godzilla
                        SKREEEOONGK!
 Godzilla drops the destroyed ship to the ground and procedes
                         to the sea.
                            Greta
                      Where's he going?
                           Colley
  Back to the sea. Godzilla isn't a violent creature unless
 he's forced to be. In other words, he doesn't attack unless
                       he's attacked.
                          Huntress
                      that's good right
                           Colley
                         Yes it is.
            Setting: Road rover mission control.
                           Master
           your good dogs rovers. all of you are..
                           Colley
i just wished we could have stopped parvo before he was able
                     to destroy so much.
                           Master
 You did your best, colley. i expected nothing less. besides
  the casualties we're minimal and the city can be rebuilt.
                           Colley
                          yes sir.
                           Master
You've done a good job today rovers, the world is once again
                          peaceful.
   Setting:Somewhere in the Pacific Ocean. We see Godzilla
                    swimming in the water
    the camera switches to a scene showing a side view of
                       Godzilla's head
                          Godzilla
                 Shreeeeeoooonngggk!!!!!!!!
                   fade out. show credits.
          Godzilla apears curtosey of TOHO pictures
 Alley,Huntress,Greta,and Shadester appear curtosy of their
                        IRC players.
           Colley appears curtosey of Trey Walker
