			    WITNESS PROTECTION
				BY TREY TACKETT
NOTE: THIS STORY TAKES PLACE A FEW MONTHS AFTER "A DAY IN THE LIFE"
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SETTING: BENTON KENTUCKY.The parking lot of the first national bank. Alarms are blasting adn we see a man wearing a ski mask run out of the bank carrying a sack of money
				Man
  This is the last time I do the job instead of having my cano-mutants do it!
He crashes into a teenage boy on a bike. The boy appears to be 15 years old, 120 lb. has blonde hair(not brushed neatly), looks to be about 5'4, has blue eyes, and is wearing a black t-shirt with some blue jean shrots and a cap that has the caption "MST3k" on it.This is Trey Tackett.As they hit the ground, the man's ski mask fleis off revealing its parvo. A bank teller runs out
				Teller
				<southern accent>
				STOP THAT MAN!
Parvo gets up and runs off
				Trey
				<american accent>
				hey! Come back here!
SETTING:RRMC BRIEFING ROOM. WE SE THE MASTER ON THE BALCONY AND THE ROVERS SEATED AT THE TABLE.
				Master
			You've got another assignment rovers.
				Hunter
GOODIE! Who do we get to trash this time? Storm? Havoc? The creators of                               Sailor Moon?
				Master
			No one, your doing a witness protection job.
				Exile
				Thats a firstski.
				Colleen
			So who we protecting and why?
				Master
		A kid named Trey Tackett. He was witness to a bank robbery
				Blitz
			Shouldn't the local authorities handel that?
				Master
	Normally they would, but according to Trey, the robber was Parvo
				All
				Oooo
				Colleen
			How old is this kid?
				Master
				15
				Colleen
		Oh this is blooming great, its the Sport deal all over
				Hunter
		So where are we keeping him hidden, Master?
				Master
	Thats the problem Hunter, all are safe houses are occupied. 
				Hunter
				So were keeping him.....?
				Master
				Here
				Colleen
				This ought to be worth a laugh
				Master
			Here's his address, go get him rovers.
				Hunter
				right! Let's roll rovers!
They all run out fo the room, Muzzle hops after them.
SETTING: BENTON KENTUCKY. WE SEE THE TURBO JET ROVER LANDING IN FRONT OF A WHITE 2-STORY HOUSE. TREY RUNS OU TOF THE FRONT DOOR.
				Trey
				WHOAH! ITS THE ROAD ROVERS!
Hunter walks up to him
				Hunter
				Trey?
				Trey
				yup! thats me!
				Hunter
			You ready to go?
				Trey
				Been ready for 2 days now!
				Colleen
				<sarcastic>
			We're gonna have a load of fun while he's here.
SETTING: INTERIOR OF THE TURBO JET ROVER. TREY IS RUNNING AROUND THE PLACE, HE LOOKS VERY EXCITED.
				Trey
			THIS IS SO COOL!!!!
				Colleen
				<furious>
				THATS IT!!
She grabs Trey and slams him into a seat. She then straps him with as many belts as she can.
				Colleen
				<in Trey's face>
				CALM DOWN!!!!!!
Trey shakes with fear
				Trey
Sorry, I'm just excited about this. No one on IRC will ever believe me!
				Shag
				Rur ro ra ree ri ru?
				Hunter
Shag wants to know what you go by on IRC. He said he might have talked with 				ya before.
				Trey
		Well, I can usually be found under the nicks: PePe_LePew, 				RRvr_Hunter...
Hunter gets a big smile on his face as if he had just won an award
				Trey
			    ...or Colley.
				Colleen
              			Who's Colley?
				Trey
	He's a fictional Rover i created for one of those fanfics I made.
				Colleen
				Really? what is he?
				Trey
			A collie, actually, I made him as your cousin.
				Colleen
				ME WHAT?!
				Blitz
		So pretty she dog, which side of the family is Colley from?
Colleen gets furious
				Colleen
				MACADAMIA!!!
She kicks Blitz into the wall.
Trey turns toward Exile
				Trey
				Do they do this often?
				Exile
			Unfortunatelyski, yes
SETTING: RRMC MAIN ROOM. WE SEE ALL THE ROVERS, AND TREY LOOKING AT THE MASTER.
				Master
			And while Trey's here, he has guest clearence. ok?
				Trey
				COOL!
Muzzle hops to Trey and sniffs at him
				Trey
			Why is he restrained?
				Blitz
			CAUSE HE'S PSYCKO DAT'S WHY!!!!
				Trey
				Oh...

the words "one week later" appears on the screen and fade out
We see Trey running from Colleen. Colleen is wearing a pink outfit and looks P.Oed
				Trey
				I DIDN'T MEAN IT!!!
				Colleen
				COME BACK HERE YA LITTLE TWIRP!!!
				Blitz
				Whats with them?
				Exile
Colleen was asking what everyone thought of her new dress, and trey said it made her look a little pudgy.
				Blitz
			Poor kid, hope he doesn't get to many bones broke.
The words "another week later" appear on the screen and fade out
We see Trey and Shag doing something on Shag's computer
				Trey
			Ok, now follow the link, and your on Steve's site.
				Shag
				Roooooo! RANKS!
				Trey
			He's wote alot of stories with you guys in it.
				Shag
				Roooo!
SETTING: PARVO'S H.Q.
				Parvo
				Is it done Groomer?
				Groomer
				The device is ready sir
				Parvo
				Good, now all we need is some test subjects.
				Groomer
		How 'bout the boy he's supposed to tstify against you?
				Parvo 
				Good idea. glad i thought of it.
SETTING:RRMC VEHICLE BAY. WE SEE EXILE WORKING BENEATH THE STREET ROVER AND HUNTER ADN TREY HANDING HIM TOOLS. COLLEEN WALKS IN.
				Colleen
				It fixed yet?
				Exile
				<As he gets out from beneath the car>
				Dah, it is fixedski.
				Trey
				Cool!
				Hunter
			Hey Colleen, why don't you and Trey test it out?
				Colleen
				ME? why not blister?
				Hunter
				He's out on a date with Huntress.
				Colleen
				Just me luck...Lets get this over with
She gets in the passenger side and Trey gets in the driver's side.
				Trey
				Lets go!
He floors the gas pedal and the Street Rover drives out through a large doggy door. It then speeds down the highway
SETTING: BRIDGE OF PARVO'S BULLDOG SHIP.
				Groomer
			General, I've located our test subject.
				Parvo
				Good, grab him!
The Bulldog ship lands in front of the Street Rover's path. A hatch opens in the bak.
				Trey
				Wuh oh
				Colleen
			Better activate the thrusters.
She presses a red button on the dash. The engine revs up and then stalls.
				Colleen
				Remind me to chew out Exile.
				Trey
				Right.
The Street Rover drives into the open hatch, it then closes and the ship flies off
SETTING: PARVO'S H.Q. WE SEE A LARGE MACHINE WITH 2 TABLES IN FRONTOF IT. STRAPPER TO THE TABLES ARE TREY AND COLLEEN. THEY HAVE NUMEROUS WIRES CONNECTED TO THEIR BODY, AND THEN CONNECTED TO THE MACHINE.
				Colleen
		What are you going to do to us?!
				Parvo
Simple, I'm gonna let you two be the first to try out my DNA switcher.
				Colleen
				DNA switcher? whats it do?
				Parvo
It extracts the canine DNA from you and the Human DNA from the kid and switches them around. Then enjects my Mind control formula into the boy.
				Colleen
				But why do this?
				Parvo
For numerous reasons. if it works, i'd be able to get my cano-mutants, humanized of course, into government buildings easier. plus it will finally rid me of...
He takes of his helmet uncovering his feline ears and fur.
				Parvo
				My feline side.
				Colleen
				an original scheme, I'm impressed.
				Parvo
				You should be, activate it Groomer
The Groomer nods and turns the machine on.
The wires connected to Colleen and Trey begin to glow. They both scream in pain. Colleen looks down at her paws and gasps. The fur has disappeared and the paw is changing into a human hand.
				Colleen
				BLIMY!
She screams in pain as her muzzle begins to shrink into a Human mouth and nose. The sound of her jawbone changing can be heard as it shrinks. Her fur is replacd with human skin, her tail is sucked into teh base of her spine, and when the last of her fur disappears, she resembles a female human (cocasion) with dark brown hair, in her early 20's.
At the same time, changes are happening on Trey also. He screams in terror and pain as his jawbone changes shape, his mouth and nose protrude from his face till they form a muzzle, fur ripples across his body in a wave-like fashion, a tail shoots out from the base of his spine. and as the last of the changes finish, he resembles a male collie cano-sapien.
				Parvo
				IT WORKS!
SETTING: INSIDE THE SKY ROVER <LARGE VERSION>
				Blitz
				I knew protecting this kid was stupid!
				Exile
			it is not trey's faultski he and Colleen captured
				Blitz
				So? it was still a dumb idea.
				Shag
				RUR RO RA RA REE RI ROU!
				Hunter
				let's hope not Shag, that'd be torture
				Blitz
				What he say?
				Hunter
He said "I hope they aren't having to watch Waynehead!"
				Exile
			Not even evil-parvo-man that meanski!
SETTING: PRISON CELLS IN PARVO'S H.Q. WE SEE PARVO STANDING IN FRONT OF TWO CELLS, ONE CONTAINING THE HUMAN COLLEEN, AND THE OTHER CONTAINING THE CANINE TREY. GROOMER WALKS UP TO COLLEEN'S CELL
				Groomer
				Wakie wakie you lousy twirp!
				Colleen
			Ow, me blooming head hurts.
				Groomer
		When i get through wit hya, it'll be more than your head!
				Colleen
				We'll see about that!
She leaps at the bars in an attempt to kick them down
				Colleen
				JUPITER!
Her leg hits the bars and she falls to the ground
				Colleen
				what the?
She tries again with numerous kicks
				Colleen
			VENUS! MARS! MOON! MERCURY!
she grabs her leg in pain. she gasps at the sight of her hands
				Colleen
				hey, were'd my fur go?
				Groomer
			Don't you remember what we did to you?
				Colleen
				Eeep
				Parvo
				HAHAHAHAH!
				Colleen
				Why me and the lad?
				Parvo
				needed test subjects.
Parvo walks over to Trey's cell. The Groomer places a large needle on his trey's arm.
				Parvo
				now
She enjects a syrum into trey's arm.
SETTING: OUTSIDE PARVO'S BASE. WE SEE THE ROVERS SNEAKING UP TO THE DOOR.
				Hunter
				Wish we had brought Muzzle along.
				Blitz
				How we get in?
				Hunter
			Shag, take out the door with your launcher.
Shag nods and pulls out a missle launcher, he aims it at the door and fires. the missle destroys the door completely
				Hunter
				Your getting the hang of it now Shag.
SETTING: PRISON CELLS. ITS AS IT WAS BEFORE EXCEPT TREY'S CELL IS EMPTY. HUNTER AND THE OTHERS WALK BY COLLEEN
				Hunter
				Colleen's close, i can smell her
				Colleen
				I'm right here Huntie Wuntie!
Everyone turns toward Colleen.
				Blitz
			Nice try human girl
				Colleen
				I swear its me, Colleen!
				Exile
				Colleen is dog, you human
				Colleen
				PArvo did this to me!
				Blitz
			If you're really Colleen, you'll know my name!
				Colleen
   Blister right? no wait, it was Fluffy, or was it Chester Chubbycheaks?
				Blitz
				Thats Colleen alright
				Exile melts the bars with his heat beams
				Exile
				How this happenski?
				Colleen
				I'l lexplain later, we gotta find Trey!
SETTING: DARK ROOM. IT SI COMPLETELY EMPTY, THE ROVERS WALK IN AS A IMAGE OF PARVO APPEARS ON A MONITOR ON THE WALL.
				Parvo
				Ah rovers. welcome
				Hunter
				PARVO!
				Parvo
				i hope you like what i di to your friend
				Hunter
				Where's Trey?
				PArvo
				I'll show you.
A hole opens up in the floor, a platform rises up from the hole till its even with the floor. We see Trey <still canine> on the platform. He's wearing a red anktop shirt, ripped blue jean shorts, and the basic cano-mutant boots and gloves. 
NOTE: Trey will be referred to as Colley now.
				Hunter
				Yet another unexpected twist, BUMMER!
				Exile
				Let's take him out!
				Colleen
			WAIT! go easy on him!
				Hunter
				why?
				Colleen
				Cause thats trey under Parvo's control.
				Hunter
			Yet again, BUMMER!
Colley begins to laugh
				Colley
				Stupid mutts, Trey's dead.
				Hunter
				We'll see about that!
				Parvo
			Colley, ATTACK! SHOW NO MERCY!
				Colley
				As you wish master,
Colley leaps at the rovers, he flies feet first into Shag, knocking him into the wall, Shag falls to the ground unconcious.
				Colley
				next?
				Blitz
			Trey or not, we have to take him out
he extends his super long claws and charges at Colley.
				Colley
				Come on you pup!
Blitz stops roght before him and takes a few  swipes at Colley, but COlley avoids them easily. Blitz takes one final swipe at Colley, but Colley drops down and knocks Blitz's feet out from under him. Before Blitz can hit the ground though, Colley knees him in the back and elbows him in the chest. Blitz hits the ground out cold.
				Colleen
				This is not good.
Exile's eyes turn bright blue. 
				Exile
			Chill outski colley!
He fires his ice beams at Colley.
Colely does a backflip over the beams, bounds of the wall, rolls into a ball, and slams right into Exile. Exile staggers back into a wall. Colely runs up to him and begins to pummel him with punches, kicks, and karate chops.
				Colley
				Why don't you?
Colley backs away from Exile. Exlie slides down the wall to the floor, out cold.
				Colley
			Come on, I've barely worked up a sweat!
Hunter charges at Colley at super speed. Colley tries to dodge, but Hunter clotheslines him. Colley gets up and smiles
				Colley
				Ooo, a challenge.
Colley throws a few punches at Hunter, But Hunter dodegs at Super Speed. Hunter then grasb Colley by the tail and is about to swing him around when Colley yells
				Colley
				Hunter! Stop, I've gotten back control
				Hunter
				Really?
Colely gets an evil smile
				Colley
				No, not really.
He slams both of his fists into Hunter's back knocking him down.
				Colley
			Your dumber than i thought mutt!
Hunter jumps back up and they exchange a few kicks and punches. Colley flips over Hunter's head
				Colley
				LIGHTS OUT HERO!
He throws a punch at Hunter but Hunter dodges, and then uppercuts Colley.
				Colley
				ACK!
Colely lands on the ground with a thud and remains motionless.
				Hunter
				Fraid not, pal.
SETTING: RRMC HUBERT'S LAB. WE SEE THE SAME MACHINE THAT CHANGE COLLEY AND COLLEEN  IN THE ROOM. WE ALSO SEE COLLEY AND COLLEEN STRAPPED TO THE TABLES AGAIN. 
				Hubert
				Hope I followed the plans right.
He activates the machine and Colely and Colleen scream in pain again. As the chanegs occur on Colley, they also do on Colleen. As Colley's muzzle shortens, Colleen's extend, as his fur disappears, hers reapears. etc.
Suddenly there's a large explosion adn when the smoke clears Colley has changed back to Trey, Colleen is back to normal, and in the floor, lies another Colley.
				Hubert
				Guess i made a few miscalculations. heh heh
SETTING:RRMC WATCH ROOM. WE SEE COLLEEN AND COLLEY THROUGH A SHEET OF GLASS. HUBERT AND HUNTR ARE WATCHING ON. EXILE, BLITZ, AND SHAG WALK IN. THEY ALL THREE HAVE VARIOUS BRUISES ON THEM ALONG WITH SEVERAL BANDAGES.
				Exile
				Commrade trey has made it home safely
				Hubert
good. we won't have to worry about any of this getting out. trey said he                  never wanted to recall it again.
				Hunter
				How'd this happen?
				Hubert
the machine must have fused samples of their DNA together when it overloaded.
				Hunter
				Whoah, Heavy.
				Hubert
				It's fascinating though.
				Hunter
				What is professor?
				Hubert
Look at Colley and Colleen. They're not mother and son, or brother and             sister, they're both the same creature.
				Exile
				Bullshoi. This is confusing
				Colleen
			So Colley, we need to create a past for you
				Colley
				Ok.
				Colleen
		How does the idea of you and me being cousins sound?
				Colley
				Woroks for me.
				Colleen
				Good.
SETTING: RRMC REC ROOM. COLLEEN IS READIN SOMETHING AS EXILE IS READING A NOVEL	
				Colleen
				This Steven Today likes to bend the truth!
				Exile
				How so?
				Colleen
He says that you and me are going out, when he darn well knows i'm with                                  hunter.
				Exile
				Like we'd ever go out. hahahaha
				Colleen
				Yeah, he's far from the truth.
Colleen walks out of the room, Exile sets his book down and takes off his glasses and sets them on the table.
				Exile
Actually, he's not as far from it as you think. But time is not rightski. I          have waited long time, I can wait longer till time is right.
Exile sighs 
<FADE OUT>
				<THE END>
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