Mystery Science Theater 3000
"Superless"
By Trey Tackett

Road Rovers characters, names, situations and the Road
Rovers universe are the property of Warner Bros. I nor this
script are connected with Warner Bros. in any way, shape or
form.This document may not be publicized or reproduced
in any way, shape or form. It must remain fully intact and
may not be altered in anyway. It is strictly used for not-
for-profit entertainment purposes and is not intended to
infringe on any Copyrights.

Strayers and all related characters are Copyright of Steven Today (sftoday@netwave.net)
Colley and Alley appear curtosey of Trey Tackett and Becky Pittman
Mystery Science Theater is trademar of Best Brains Productions, all events in this are original and  and are not to infringe on any copyright laws.
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<begin Music>
IN THE NOT TO DISTANT FUTURE
SOMEWHERE IN TIME AND SPACE,
MIKE NELSON AND HIS ROBOT PALS,
ARE CAUGHT IN AN ENDLESS CHASE
PURSUED BY A WOMAN, 
WHO'S NAME IS PEARL,
AN EVIL GAL WHO WANTS TO RULE THE WORLD
SHE THREW A FEW THINGS IN HER PURSE
AND IN HER ROCKET SHIP SHE HUNTS HIM ALL ACROSS THE UNIVERRRSE...
<begin solo>
Pearl: I'll send him cheesey movies, 
the worse i can find [LALALA]
He'll have to sit and watch them all 
and I'll monitor his mind [LALALA]
<end solo>
NOW KEEP IN MIND MIKE CAN'T CONTROL
WHERE THE MOVIES BEGIN OR END [LALALA]
HE'LL TRY TO KEEP HIS SANITY 
WITH THE HELP OF HSI ROBOT FRIENDS
ROBOT ROLL CALL
CAMBOT! "Your on!"
GYPSY! "I'm not ready!"
TOM SERVO! "Hello there!"
CROOOOOOOOW! "I'm different!]
IF YOUR WONDERING HOW HE EATS AND BREATHES
AND OTHER SCIENCE FACTS [LALALA]
JUST REPEAT TO YOURSELF
ITS JUST A SHOW
I SHOULD REALLY JUST RELAX
FOR MYSTERY SCIENCE THEATER, 3000!
<guitar riff>
<show closing door sequence>
We see Crow sittign in front of a laptop computer. Mike walks up behind him.

MIKE
What are you doing Crow?

CROW
Oh I'm just playing this new game called "Hexen's Decent to WolfenDoomNukemQuake3D".

MIKE
How do you play?

CROW
You have to collect all these brown keys, blue keys, green keys, white skulls,
and then defeat an giant slug, all while battling demons, imps, and lawyers,
armed with only a sword and a bazzooka with a rapid fire option.

MIKE
Can i play?

CROW
eh.......no.

MIKE
We'll be right back. Please Crow?
<Show Revoliving MST planet>

MIKE
Come on Crow.

CROW
No Mike, sorry.

Tom Servo comes in.

TOM
Hey guys!

MIKE
Hey Tom.

A light on the counter begins to flash.

MIKE
Hey Pearl's calling.

Mike hits the light.

We see Pearl, Bobo, and Brain Guy in their space ship. Behind them we see a
charriot and armed guards chasing them.

PEARL
Hi Mike, as you recall, we escaped from the Roman's dungeon just a little
while ago, and after a quick change of clothes, we rushed back to our ship.
Now we're being pursued by the guards of that emporess slut. While we try to
allude them Brain Guy will send you your movie for this week. It's a little
pile of poo I nabbed from that Steven Today guy a few weeks back, before I
dumped him in the black hole that is... Anyways, It's by him and some dork
named Trey Tackett, and it's called, "ROAD ROVERS DOG WARS: SUPERLESS"

MIKE
More Road Rovers?!

TOM
YAY! I GET TO SEE MORE OF COLLEEN!

Mike and Crow give each other worried looks.

CROW
You know Tom, you really should consider seeking....

Alarms begin blaring and lights flash wildly.

ALL
MOVIE SIGN!!!!!!

They all panic and run off screen

<Show opening door sequence>

Mike, carrying Tom, and Crow walk into the theater. Mike sits Tom in the seat
beside him and sits down himself.

<The Words "ROAD ROVERS DOG WARS: SUPERLESS" appear on the screen>

MIKE
Please let this be a short one!

FADE IN

SETTING: WHITE HOUSE BACKYARD
Parvo leads Groomer and a pair of Cano-Mutants through the
back lawns of the White House. Behind them several Secret
Service agents are laying unconscious, Groomer is clutching
a strange gun.

CROW
(Immitating Parvo)
Did you have to do that while I was watching?

GROOMER
(PROUD)
You like my little weapon, General?

TOM
Thats not a weapon, thats a thing made of legos!

Parvo stops, so does the rest of the group, and looks at
Groomer.

PARVO
(ANNOYED)
SHHHHH!!! Be very quiet. We can't give away our position!

MIKE
(Immitating Elmer Fudd)
Be vewy vewy qwuiet. We're hunting Wovers. Uhuhuhuhuhuhuh

Groomer jumps back.

GROOMER
(EMBARRASSED)
Sorry General.

Parvo grunts, turns and heads towards a dog house in the
shape of the White House.

TOM
Man, Clinton must have REALLY raised the taxes....

The rest follow. He stops before the dog house and points at it

PARVO
(STERN)
Now, grab the mutt!

CROW
Which one? there's a bunch of us

Groomer snaps her fingers and the Cano-Mutants reach inside,
they haul out a sleeping Hunter (in Pre-Cano-Mutant form).

TOM
Not another, "They kidnapped our leader" plots!

He is quickly awakened. He begins to break, scratch and bite
at the Mutants. They have a difficult time hanging onto
Hunter.

MIKE
You morons! Knock him out first!

PARVO
(EXCITED)
Now would be a goon time to demonstrate your little toy Groomer!

CROW
(Immitating Parvo)
I hope it has something to do with catnip by the way.

Groomer steps up to the struggling Cano-Mutants, points her
gun at Hunter and first. A puff of gas shoots out and covers
Hunter's head.

Mike makes some farting noises as the gas cloud leaves the gun.

Almost instantly he becomes unconscious. Groomer is proud and Parvo is pleased.

PARVO
(PLEASED)
Nite nite Presidential pet.

Suddenly, lights start coming on in the White House.

PRESIDENT
(CONCERNED)
Hunter? Why all the racket?

MIKE
(Immitating Clinton)
Hillary! Do something!

Everyone turns towards the White House, the notice the lights.

PARVO
(EXCITED)
Quick! To the truck!

Parvo races back the way the came, Groomer is right behind
him. The two Cano-Mutants are close behind, carrying the
unconscious Hunter.

SETTING: ROAD ROVER MISSION CONTROL BRIEFING ROOM
Exile, Colleen, Blitz and Shag are all sitting around the
briefing table. The Master is standing on his balcony and
addressing the Road Rovers.

MASTER
(URGENT)
Rovers, I have some grave news!

CROW
(Immitating Master)
I blew all our funding on hot dogs.

COLLEEN
(CONCERNED)
What is it?

BLITZ
(SCARED)
Don't tell me it's bath day already!

TOM
(Excited)
COME ON COLLEEN SHOWER SCENE!

MASTER
(ANNOYED)
No! Hunter has been dog napped by Parvo.

MIKE
And we care because?

ALL THE ROVERS
(EXCITED)
WHAT!!!

CROW
Hey! This ain't bacon!

MASTER
(URGENT)
Reports from the Secret Service state the dog naper's
description fit Parvo's and Groomer's precisely.
                          
MIKE
All this happened while Clinton was getting a cheeseburger.
    
EXILE
(CONFUSED)
But why would baddest guys want Hunter?

Blitz yelps.

BLITZ
(SCARED)
Octileban! Don't you get it! They know he is a Road Rover!

CROW
Whats "Octileban" mean, Mike?

MIKE
You don't want to know.

COLLEEN
(EXCITED)
If they know he's a Road Rover then he knows who ALL our alter egos are too!

TOM
She has a point there.

Blitz and Shag grab each other and shake with fear, they
whimper loudly.

MIKE
(Immitating Blitz)
Please don't make us watch Waynehead!!!!!

MASTER
(ANNOYED)
No. If that was the case he would have grabbed you all. He
probably just grabbed Hunter because he thought he was the
president's dog.

Blitz pushes Shag away.

BLITZ
(EMBARRASSED)
Yaaa. Yaaa. Of course. I knew that. So don't be such a wimpy baby Shag.

CROW
Guess Santa didn't give Blitz his spine for christmas like he promised...

Colleen rolls her eyes and Shag smacks himself in the head,
Exile just shakes his head.

MASTER
(URGENT)
Its up to you to save him Rovers. I'm very worried about what General Parvo
has planned for Hunter.

MIKE
It probably involves a tennis ball in someway.

COLLEEN
(CONCERNED)
Er. Excuse me, Master. But with Hunter gone who will lead us in the field?

Blitz puffs out his chest.

BLITZ
(SMUG)
Why me of course pretty she dog. At last I get a chance to
lead.

Miek and the bots laugh histerically.

Colleen looks at Blitz.

COLLEEN
(SHOCKED)
You. Lead? You must be joking.

CROW
You are joking right?

BLITZ
(SMUG)
Nien. I've been bred to be lead!

TOM
MAKE COLLEEN THE LEADER!!!

COLLEEN
(SARCASTIC)
Only think you're good at is making me ill.

Blitz does a Groucho Marx thing with his eyebrows.

BLITZ
(SARCASTIC)
Oooh. You'll love what orders I have in store you and your cute Cano tooshie!

TOM
(Immitating Exile)
Don't be weird boy.

Colleen gets all mad, she points a finger at Blitz.

COLLEEN
(ANGRY)
Listen here Mister Sicko-Pants!

MIKE
Wow, she called him by his middle name.

MASTER
(ANNOYED)
No. Blitz is NOT leading the group.

CROW
Right, that would make this movie longer.

Everyone looks back at the Master.

BLITZ
(CONFUSED)
Huh?

MASTER
(ANNOYED)
I wanted someone better suited.

CROW
To bad none of you were suits!

Blitz gets all sad and Colleen is flattered.

COLLEEN
(PLEASED)
Oh. I appreciate the offer, Master. But I don't have that much experience is
leading.

TOM
Make her the leader!

MASTER
(ANNOYED)
Sorry Colleen, but it isn't you either.

TOM
WHAT?! Why not you over bloated sack of gas?!

Colleen's mouth drops open, Blitz points at Shag.

BLITZ
(EXCITED)
Don't tell me it is Mop Boy! We can hardly understand him half the time!

MIKE
(Immitating Shag)
Ruck Rou Ritz!

Shag gets all nervous.

MASTER
(ANNOYED)
It's not Shag either.

Shag is relieved, the rest of them are confused.

BLITZ
(CONFUSED)
It had better not be that Malamute!

TOM
Who's he talking about?

Exile looks at Blitz.

EXILE
(CONFUSED)
Why? Bear is good leader.

ALL
NO NOT HIM!

COLLEEN
(ANNOYED)
Yeah. Good at leading us into trouble.

Exile looks confused at Colleen.

MASTER
(ANNOYED)
It's not Bear or any other of the Strayers!

MIKE
Thank God!

ALL THE ROVERS
(CONFUSED)
Then who?

The Master points at Exile.

MASTER
(ANNOYED)
Him.

COLLEEN AND BLITZ
(CONFUSED)
Exile!

CROW
Out of all the people, why the hell did he choose him?

BLITZ
(CONFUSED)
How did you decide on him?

COLLEEN
(CONFUSED)
Did you look over our records for leadership qualities?

MIKE
Probably not

BLITZ
(CONFUSED)
Did you compare our breeding to see with was actually suited?

TOM
Hell no.

MASTER
(SARCASTIC)
No time for that. I just went eanie, meanie, minie and Moe.

CROW
Catch a tiger by it's toe

EXILE
(CONFUSED)
You mean I am Moe?

TOM
No your Shemp.

BLITZ
(EXCITED)
But I wanted to be Moe!

COLLEEN
(SARCASTIC)
Moe nothing. You're a Joe all the way.

CROW
This is kinda stupid.....

MASTER
(FRUSTRATED)
Just go and save Hunter!

The Rovers stand up and salute the Master.

ALL THE ROVERS
(PROUD)
Yes sir!

CROW
(Immitating Master)
I said "Go and save Hunter"! Not "Go on the carpet"!!

EXILE
(STERN)
Dokie-Oakie.

MIKE
He has a speech inpediment.

Exile turns to the other Rovers.

EXILE
(STERN)
LET'S HIT THE ROAD, ROVERS!!!!

MIKE
We gotta go.

Mike picks up Tom and they all leave the theater.

The Rovers howl, turn and race out of the room.

<Show rotating Mst Planet>
<Fade In>
We are back with Pearl and her gang.

PEARL
Are they gaining on us?!

BRAIN GUY
No, they seemed to have slowed down.

PEARL
I wonder why....

Suddenly, Steven Today jumps in through one of the windows holding a very
large knife.

STEVEN
ALRIGHT! NO ONE MOVE!!!

BOBO
MOMMY!

PEARL
THE HELL?! STEVEN TODAY?!

STEVEN
Thats right, I'm back...

Steven goes for a dramatic pause. 

STEVEN
...WITH A VENGENCE!

BRAIN GUY
But you were loss in the black hole!

STEVEN
Well, like you guys, I ended up here and played myself as a god. But unlike
you, I played the part well enough that they still think I am one. Noe you'll
do exactly as i say, or I'll gut Brainiac's Brain!

He grabs Brain Guy's Brain and sticks the knife a few inches away from it.

PEARL
Alright, alrightm let's be reasonable here, there's no need for violence...

Switch to the SOL

MIKE
We need to find away to take advantage of this before...

Alarms begin blaring and lights flash wildly.

MIKE
MOVIE SIGN!!!!

<Show mst opening door sequence>

Mike and the bots re-enter the theater and sit down.

SETTING: PARVO'S LAB
This is a large laboratory. Here Parvo and Groomer are
looking down on the floor at Hunter who is just waking up.
Still dazed, he looks up to the two.

MIKE
(Druggie voice)
Dude, thats the lsat time I smoke that crap....

PARVO
(MENACING)
Have a nice sleep pooch? You're about to be brought into a brand new world.

TOM
(Singing)
A whole new WORLD!!!!

GROOMER
(PROUD)
A world of TOTAL domination.

MIKE
Risk?

Parvo turns to Groomer and they exchange romantic glances.

PARVO
(SLY)
You are so right my pet.

CROW
he's teh cat, and she's the pet?

Parvo chuckles and Groomer giggles, they sound like kids in
love. Hunter whines. Parvo and Groomer return to normal and
look back at Hunter.

PARVO
(SLY)
It took me a long time and cost me a lot of money to figure
out who the REAL Hunter was. Hunter the Road Rover. I had to
bribe a lot of people.I knew by the response time that the
Road Rovers had to be special pets, canines with an inside
political track. But I was finally able to correlate dogs
who would disappear the same time the Road Rovers would show
up. Unfortunately, my funds are exhausted and I was only
able to figure your identify out. But you will make that all
up to me. You are about to be the first production model of
my new Super-Cano-Mutator. The wave of the future and the
key to my new world order. You will work for me with a dying
devotion. You shall only call ME master.

CROW
Eat your heart out Pinky and the Brain!

Parvo reaches down, picks up Hunter and shakes his
vigorously.

TOM
(Shakie voice)
St-o-o-o-o-o-p do-o-o-o-i-i-i-i-i-ng tha-a-a-a-a-a-a-t!

Hunter whimpers. He laughs menacing at the dog. Suddenly, Hunter regains his
courage. He bites Parvo in his human arm.

CROW
Has he had his rabie shots yet?

The cyborg scream with pain and lets go of Hunter, he grabs his hurt arm. The
dog races towards the exit. Groomer rushes over to Parvo.

GROOMER
(CONCERNED)
Are you all right my darling?

TOM
DOES IT LOOK LIKE I AM?!

Parvo groans with more frustration than pain.

PARVO
(ANNOYED)
Yes. Yes.

GROOMER
(CONCERNED)
Here. Let me look at it.

ALL
NO!

Parvo glares at Groomer.

PARVO
(ANGRY)
Forget about me! Get the dog!

Groomer nodes and turns towards the exit, Hunter has just reached it. 

MIKE
(As Hunter runs)
Kibbles and bits kibbles and bits!

TOM
Lean..

But before she can make a move a Cano-Mutant appears in the doorway and blocks
Hunter's exit. Hunter tries to stop but slides across the floor, he runs into
the Mutant. The creature reaches down and pick up Hunter. 

TOM
Grog smash dog

He tries to fight him but he is no match just being a dog. When he tries to
bite the Cano he clamps his hand around Hunter's muzzle, he is totally helpless.
The Cano-Mutant walks back over to Parvo and Groomer. She points an angry
finger at Hunter.

GROOMER
(ANGRY)
Bad! Bad! Dog!

Groomer looks around the room.

GROOMER
(ANGRY)
Where did I leave my rolled up newspaper?

PARVO
(STERN)
No need for that. Once he has become a Super Cano he'll never harm me again.

Groomer stops looking at looks at Hunter.

GROOMER
(PLEASED)
Yes. Of course.

Parvo and Groomer smile wickedly at Hunter.

PARVO
(SLY)
Speaking of which. Let's-

Suddenly, alarms start sounding. Groomer rushes over to a computer terminal
and examines the screen, she gasps. Parvo notice this.

PARVO
(CONCERNED)
What is it?

TOM
They're called alarms

GROOMER
(EXCITED)
It's those pesky Road Rovers General. They are outside the base!

PARVO
(EXCITED)
What? But how could they have found us so fast?

Groomer just shrugs her shoulders, Parvo's eyes widen.

PARVO
(THINKING)
Unless.

Parvo rushes over to Hunter, grabs his collar and twists it around. This
reveals a small electronic device. In anger Parvo yanks on the collar and
rips it off of Hunter, he holds it up.

PARVO
(FRUSTRATED)
Just as I thought.

CROW
Made in Korea

Groomer rushes over and looks at the collar.

GROOMER
(CONFUSED)
What is it?

MIKE
It's called a dog license

PARVO
(FRUSTRATED)
Tracking device.

GROOMER
(SHOCKED)
You mean they found us the same why we found them with the Sport character.

PARVO
(FRUSTRATED)
Precisely. But no matter. This is actually a Good twist of events.

GROOMER
(CONFUSED)
Good? How could this be good?

PARVO
(PLEASED)
The Road Rovers will witness to Hunter's rebirth. My Hunter. And the start of
my new world order.

TOM
Does that mean Parvo's gonna become "Hollywood Gen Parvo"?

Parvo laughs menacingly and so does Groomer. Suddenly, Parvo begins to choke
and Groomer starts slapping him on the back.

SETTING: OUTSIDE THE BASE
Just outside the main entrance to the base, Exile, Colleen, Blitz and Shag are
surveying the situtation. They stand next to the Sonic Rover.

EXILE
(CONFUSED)
Dokey Oakie. What we do nowski?

BLITZ
(ANNOYED)
You're the leader, Exile. Lead!

CROW
This sucks Mike....

COLLEEN
(BLUNT)
Fluffy Pants is right.

MIKE
HEY COLLEEN! GET A NEW BIT!

Blitz slaps himself in the forehead.

BLITZ
(FRUSTRATED)
Aaah! Not the Fluffy Pants bit again!

COLLEEN
(BLUNT)
Well, I think we should go in and rescue Hunter.

TOM
Sounds like a stupid plan, but what the heck...

Suddenly, Blitz gets all scared.

BLITZ
(FRIGHTENED)
Uhhh, I'll wait by the jet and guard it. Yaaa. That's it!

Shag begins to tremble with fear and starts whimpering. Colleen looks at both
him and Blitz.

COLLEEN
(ANNOYED)
Oh, quit your whining you two! Hunter is in REAL trouble.

BLITZ
(FEARFUL)
Hey. We don't know if Parvo has anything bad planned for him.

COLLEEN
(SARCASTIC)
Blimey. Maybe he just invited Hunter over for a cup of tea and biscuits.

TOM
Or maybe more........

BLITZ
(FEARFUL)
Yeah. My point exactly. Parvo could have turned over a new leaf.

CROW
What kind? Maple? 

Colleen rolls her eyes.

COLLEEN
(FRUSTRATED)
I wonder if Lassie needs a partner.

TOM
No, but I heard Buttons needs a stunt double.

Exile looks at Blitz and Shag.

EXILE
(STERN)
Hunter is our friend. He has saved all our lives more than once. He has never
turned his back on us and we aren't going to on him. We're going in to save
Hunter. ALL of us!

Colleen looks at Exile with new respect and Shag starts shaking.

BLITZ
(ANNOYED)
Yaaa. Yaaa. Okay Okay.

TOM
(Immitating Blitz in a low whisper)
Dickweed.

Exile turns and heads for the entrance, Colleen follows, Shag hesitates and
also follows.

BLITZ
(ANNOYED)
Geeez. What a grump.

Blitz follows the group.

SETTING: INTERIOR ENTRANCE TO PARVO'S BASE
The large entrance doors melt away. On the other side are Exile, Colleen, Shag
and Blitz. Exile's eyes turn from red back to normal (he used is heat vision
to melt the doors). The group steps inside, weapons at the ready. No one is in
sight.

EXILE
(CONFUSED)
Hello. Anyone homeski?

MIKE
Only us weird boys!

COLLEEN
(SARCASTIC)
How rude. They didn't even meet us at the door.

BLITZ
(UNEASY)
Aaah. What a shame. No one is home. Must have the wrong place. Let's go.

Blitz turns to leave.

EXILE
(STERN)
You step out that door Blitz and the next thing I use my heat vision on is
your tocus.

Blitz stops, turns and grabs his butt.

ALL
NASTY!

BLITZ
(EXCITED)
No! Not my tocus! That is my best feature!

Colleen rolls her eyes.

COLLEEN
(MUTTERS)
Unfortunately, that is true.

TOM
Wait, that means Colleen must look at his butt.....

EXILE
(ANNOYED)
Please quit being a weird boy!

Everyone focuses back to the hallway leading into the base.

EXILE
(CONCERNED)
Now where could everyone be?

Suddenly, a large group of armed Cano-Mutants drop from the ceiling before the
Road Rovers.

BLITZ
(SHOCKED):
AAAAHHHH!!!

Blitz jumps into Shag's arms.

MIKE
ZOIKS SCOOBY!

COLLEEN
(SARCASTIC)
And I thought WE were the ones dropping in unexpectantly.

TOM
Speaking of dropping, we're dropping out.

The Cano-Mutants growl at the Road Rovers. Both groups attack each other.

Mike and the bots leave the Theater.

<Show closing door sequence>

MIKE
Ok, while Steven has Pearl and them distracted, we need to form a plan to get
the heck out fo here.

CROW
We could let you blow up this Earth.

MIKE
No, then that would cause all life in the future to cease to exist.

TOM
(Sarcastic)
The downside?

MIKE
(Angered)
Would you two cut it out?!

TOM
I've got it! We crank the Satalite's throttle to maximum, circle the Earth,
and use our centripical force to slingshot us out of Earth's orbit!

MIKE
Hey, that actually sounds like a good plan! Let's go for it!

CROW
We can't Mike....

MIKE
Why not?

CROW
Commercial sign.

MIKE
Oh. We'll be right back.

<Show rotating MST planet>

Mike and the bots re-enter the theater and sit back down.

SETTING: INTERIOR MUTATOR ROOM
Cano-Mutants carry a struggling Hunter into the Room, Parvo and Groomer lead
the way. Parvo stops and looks at a obscure apparatus and sighs. Groomer smiles
at it.

PARVO
(PLEASED)
Isn't it beautiful Groomer?

MIKE
Not really....

GROOMER
(PLEASED)
Yes. She's my baby.

MIKE
Really?

Parvo looks at Groomer and grunts.

GROOMER
(UNEASY)
Er. Our baby.

TOM
Try again.

Parvo Growls.

GROOMER
(SCARED)
Your baby General! Your baby!

TOM
DING DING DING! WE HAVE A WINNER!

Parvo smiles.

PARVO
(PROUD)
Yes she is.

Parvo looks at the machine again.

PARVO
(SARCASTIC)
To barrow a line from Captain Storm. Let the FUN begin.

Parvo snaps his fingers and Hunter is brought forward.
                              
SETTING: HALLWAY OUTSIDE OF MUTATOR ROOM
The Rovers finish fending off a group of Cano-Mutants, they run and flee.
Everyone is relieved. But down the hall another group of Mutants appear, they
race towards the Rovers. Everyone sighs with disgust.

COLLEEN
(ANNOYED)
Blimey! This is starting to peeve me!

EXILE
(CONFUSED)
Peeve? What is this peeve?

TOM
Don't get out much do you Exile?

COLLEEN
(SARCASTIC)
As you would say, Exile. Making boil of blood.

Exile smiles.

EXILE
(PLEASED)
Da. Now I understand.

Blitz smiles and looks at Exile.

BLITZ
(SLY)
Are you pondering what I'm pondering?

Exile looks at Blitz and smiles too.

EXILE
(PLEASED)
I think so, but where we going to get cowski and a boatski at this hour?

CROW
I don't even want to know what he plans to use those for.

Blitz slaps himself in the forehead and moans. Colleen smiles.

COLLEEN
(SARCASTIC)
How much do you think by now we owe Warner Bros. in Royalties?

TOM
Oh about.....354321 CAJILLION DOLLARS!

BLITZ
(ANNOYED)
NIEN!!! Our secret weapon!!!!

Blitz looks at Shag, the rest also look at Shag.

EXILE
(CONFUSED)
Shagster is secret weapon?

TOM
This ought to be good for a laugh.

COLLEEN
(SARCASTIC)
What's he going to do? Caterer them to death?

MIKE
Thats the plan, actually......

Blitz is very annoyed.

BLITZ
(ANNOYED)
Show them Mopboy!

Shag thinks for a moment, reaches inside his fur and digs around. After a few
moments he pulls out a "Mason" manual. He starts flipping through it, stops at
a section and reads it. He then hold out his hand to Blitz.

BLITZ
(ANGRY)
NIEN!!! Nien secret handshake! Secret WEAPON!

MIKE
Shag needs hearing aids.

Shag nods, stuffs the book back into his fur and starts digging around again.
He then pulls Muzzle (strapped to his cart), he gags and coughs out a few hair
balls.

CROW
Now that can cause a few perverted thoughts.....

Exile and Colleen smile.

EXILE
(UNDERSTANDING)
Ohhhh! THAT secret weaponski!

Colleen looks around.

COLLEEN
(CONFUSED)
Who's turn is it?

MIKE
Yeah, who's turn is it to clean his cage out?

Blitz looks at Colleen.

BLITZ
(THINKING)
I think it's Shag's.

Everyone looks at Shag, he smiles.

SHAG
(MUMBLING)
RET'S RUZZLE REM!!!

TOM
ROOBIE DOOBIE DOO!

They unstrap Muzzle, who leaps forward and toward the Cano-mutants. He growls
and the Mutants scream in terror. As Muzzle attacks there is lots of growling
and screaming. Shag covers his eyes and moans in horror. Blitz looks ill and
turns away.

Mike stands up and tries to peer around Blitz as if he's trying to see Muzzle
in action. He sits back down.

BLITZ
(DISGUSTED)
I can't stand this!

Colleen is physically disturbed as well and turns her head away.

COLLEEN
(SHOCKED)
EWWWWWWW!!!

CROW
(IMMITTING COLLEEN)
MUZZLE! HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU NOT TO DO THAT IN PUBLIC?!

Exile is uneasy.

EXILE
(SICK)
Never me remind to eat right before a mission!

The Rovers look at each other.

BLITZ
(SLY)
You never notice how we whine and complain each time how savage and brutal
this is yet we continue to release Muzzle?

TOM
Kinda stupid ain't it?

They all flash devilish smiles at one another. Muzzle continues to clean house.

SETTING: INSIDE THE MUTATOR ROOM
The Cano-Mutants place Hunter inside a modified Cano-Mutator and is locked
inside. Parvo and Groomer stand near the controls. Parvo presses buttons,
pulls knobs and turns dials. The Mutator comes to life, Parvo is pleased. He
looks towards Mutator, Hunter looks through the window and whines.

PARVO
(SINISTER)
And now, Hunter, you will join my forces in my quest for world domination.

Hunter whines some more. Just then, the Rovers bust in with Muzzle in the
lead. Everyone turns and looks at them. All the baddies but Parvo are shocked,
he is pleased. Hunter yelp for help.

BLITZ
(CONCERNED)
Look! Hunter is in the Cano-Mutator!

MIKE
Well duh!

EXILE
(URGENT)
Then is looks like we time in the nick!

ALL
HUH?!

Everyone "Huhs?" Exile. Parvo laughs.

PARVO
(LAUGHING)
You're too late Rovers!!!

Parvo turns back towards the controls and pushes a button, the Mutator
activates. Hunter whines loudly as smoke fills the chamber.

COLLEEN
(TERRIFIED)
NOOO!!!

The Mutator goes through its cycle and then the door pops open. Hunter steps
out of the machine fully mutated. He now looks like a deformed mix between his
normal self and a wolf. He's huge and hideous. He howls with joy as if he
likes his new body.

TOM
I'M HUGE!

Muzzle's eyes widen and he jumps into Shag's fur and disappears.

CROW
More perverted thoughs come to mind.......

COLLEEN
(SHOCKED)
I think we're in trouble.

Shag whimpers and Blitz trembles with fear. Exile rushes up to the mutated
Hunter.

EXILE
(URGENT)
Come with us Hunter. We'll get you out of hereski, we can get you back to your
normal self back at Mission control.

MIKE
yeah, thats really gonna work.

Hunter laughs, grabs Exile and, picks him up over his head.

EXILE
(SHOCKED)
Comrade Hunter! What are you doing?

PARVO
(LAUGHING)
Hunter is no longer Hunter. But just another one of my Canine slaves.

Hunter flings Exile across the room into the wall next to the Rovers, he falls
to the floor and moans with pain. Blitz jumps into Shags arms.

MIKE
(IMMITATING SHAG)
Raw, Ri Ridn't Ro Rou Rared, Ritz.

BLITZ
(SHOCKED)
If he can do that to Exile imagine what he can do to us?

COLLEEN
(SCARED)
BLIMY!!! WE'RE IN DEEP TROUBLE!!!

Colleen looks over the Rovers and sees they are in no
condition to fight. She rushes over to Exile, picks him up
and carries him over her shoulder. Hunter starts for them.

COLLEEN
(DISAPPOINTED)
I thought I'd never hear myself say this but. Retreat Rovers!

BLITZ
(TERRIFIED)
Music to my ears.

CROW
Mine too. let's leave.

MIKE
Good idea.

They get up and leave the theater.

<Show rotating MST planet>
Back with Pearl and Steven, we see Steven being pampered by Bobo while Pearl
and Brain Guy rub his feet.

STEVEN
Ah this is the life.

PEARL
Just you wait....

STEVEN
What did you say?

PEARL
Nothing.

Steven smiles and relaxes.

PEARL
Hey Brain Guy?

BRAIN GUY
Yes?

PEARL
When I give the order, do your worse to him!

Brain Guy nods.

PEARL
NOW!

Brain Guy's head shakes and a apple drops onto Steve's leg.

STEVEN
What the?

PEARL
The hell was that?

BRAIN GUY
You said do my worse.....

Back on the SOL, Mike and the bots are working on a chart that has a outline
of Servo's plan to slingshot the satalite out of Earth's orbit. Alarms begin
blaring and lights flash wildly.

ALL
MOVIE SIGN!

<Show opening door sequence>

They re-enter the theater and sit back down.

Colleen turns and rushes out of the room, Shag (carrying the others) follows.
Hunter starts after them but Parvo stops laughing.

PARVO
(DEMANDING)
No Hunter! Stop!

Hunter stops and looks at Parvo, confused.

TOM
What stop mean?

PARVO
(DEMANDING)
Do not pursue.

Hunter growls at Parvo.

PARVO
(STERN)
Are you crossing your master?

CROW
YES!

Hunter stops growling and hangs his head. Parvo smiles.

PARVO
(PLEASED)
Good dog.

Groomer looks towards Parvo, confused. The Cano-Mutants look at Hunter in awe.

GROOMER
(CONFUSED)
But General. This is our chance to destroy the Road Rovers once and for all!

Parvo looks at Groomer.

PARVO
(BLUNT)
Yes Groomer. Hunter could easily destroy those pesky Rovers. But who would
witness it? No. There day will come soon and in front of a vast audience.

MIKE
Egotistical maniac!

Parvo begins to laugh. Groomer looks at him, confused. The Cano-Mutants look
at him, scared. Hunter growls softly to himself.

SETTING: ROAD ROVER MISSION CONTROL BRIEFING ROOM
The Rovers are gathered around the table once again as they talk to the Master.

MASTER
(CONFUSED)
What happened?

TOM
we got our butts whipped

COLLEEN
(DISAPPOINTED)
Blooming Parvo mutated Hunter just before we arrived.

Shag digs in his fur and pulls out a set of golf clubs, he tosses them aside.
He continues to search is fur.

MIKE
(Immitating Shag)
Rats Rot Rit.....

BLITZ
(EXCITED)
Mutated nothing! He was HUGE!!! Muzzle was even scared of him!

Shag tosses away a few more items including a go-kart, half-eaten sandwich,
VCR, a computer, the Warner Bros. and sister, and Ralph the Guard.

MIKE
(Still immitating Shag)
Ro, Ro, Ro, RAMNIT! RERE RE RELL RIS RIT?!

MASTER
(SHOCKED)
Muzzle. Afraid of Hunter? I can't believe it.

Shag suddenly smiles. He pulls a whimpering Muzzle out of his fur. Muzzle
coughs out a few clumps of white fur.

CROW
Have I mentioned that this brings up perverted thoughs?

BLITZ
(SMUG)
See!

CROW
(IMMITATING THE MASTER)
I CAN'T SEE REMEMBER?! YOU NEVER FOUND MY EYES!!!!

The Master looks at Muzzle, surprised. He rubs him chin.

MASTER
(THINKING)
Hmmm, it looks like we may have to get reinforcements. I'll contact Bear and
the other Strayers.

MIKE
NO! NOT THEM! ANYONE BUT THOSE LOSERS!

BLITZ
(EXCITED)
NOOO!!! Not the overbearing Malamute! I hate him!

TOM
We do too!

EXILE
(HONEST)
So that mean Comrade Nitro will be there too.

TOM
Nitro? Sounds like a hot chick!

Blitz settles down.

BLITZ
(PLEASED)
Oh. Forget what I just said. That Nitro is a looker.

Exile is confused.

EXILE
(CONFUSED)
Nitro is lookout?

Blitz just rolls his eyes and shakes his head.

MASTER
(THINKING)
I will also call up Blue Team.

MIKE
Obviously created by that Trey guy......

Colleen gets all frantic.

COLLEEN
(FRANTIC)
NOOO!!! Not Blue team! Please don't contact them Master!

Exile is confused.

EXILE
(CONFUSED)
I would thinkski you would love a chance to work with your little cousin.

COLLEEN
(CONFUSED)
Are you crazy? I would never be able to live this down to Colley about us
losing Hunter!

TOM
(Sarcastic)
Colley? That's soooooo original

Shag giggles. Colleen looks at Shag sternly.

COLLEEN
(ANNOYED)
You want a kick to the hurt zone, Shag?

MIKE
Colleen knows that area of all the male rovers to well

Crow snickers

Shag instantly stops laughing.

MASTER
(BLUNT)
I'm sorry Colleen, but we don't have time to worry about pride.

BLITZ
(PLEASED)
Oooh. That means that Alley will come to.

Blitz makes a chauvinistic growling noise.

BLITZ
(PLEASED)
On a scale one to ten she's a fox.

EXILE
(CONFUSED)
What do you meanski? She is dog like us?

TOM
PINKY HAS A HIGHER IQ THAN THIS MUTT!

Blitz sighs lovingly.

BLITZ
(PLEASED)
But WHAT a dog.

MASTER
(ANNOYED)
Then it is settled. Blue team will help out.

Colleen folds her arms and pouts.

COLLEEN
(ANNOYED)
Fine!

Colleen mumbles to herself, Blitz gazes off into the distance thinking, Shag
pets Muzzle who is still is shaking. Exile looks around the room, still
confused.

SETTING: DOWNTOWN L.A.
In a busy section of the city, Parvo's bulldog shaped spaceship lands. The
ramp lowers and both Parvo and Groomer exit the ship. Hunter follows. Parvo
stops and so does everyone one else. He looks around and smiles.

PARVO
(PLEASED)
This is perfect.

CROW
Is he gonna mark his territory?

Parvo turns and looks at Hunter.

PARVO
(SARCASTIC)
Do what Super-Cano-Mutants do.

MIKE
No, but I think he is!

Hunter smiles and growls. Hunter starts running around flipping over cars,
ripping out fire hydrants and what ever havoc he can do. People scream in
terror and flee.

TOM
Have I mentioned that I'm huge?

PARVO
(SMUG)
Now for the final examine!

MIKE
Typo in the script obviously

As Hunter continues to destroy everything in sight, Parvo laughs menacingly.

PARVO
(LAUGHING)
NOTHING CAN STOP ME NOW!!!

TOM
Except maybe a mach truck!

EXILE
(SMUG)
Want to betski?

Parvo and Groomer look, the Road Rovers are racing towards them.

GROOMER
(EXCITED)
Road Rovers!

MIKE
Really thought they were the Ninja Turtles.

The Rovers Stop before the Baddies.

EXILE
(SARCASTIC)
Up expecting Superdog?

TOM
Superdog?

GROOMER
(SHOCKED)
But how did you find us so fast?

COLLEEN
(SMUG)
Well. It wasn't that hard. How many bulldog spaceships do you think there are?

BLITZ
(SMUG)
Not a lot.

Colleen looks at Blitz, annoyed.

COLLEEN
(ANNOYED)
Don't try and upstage me Blintz.

BLITZ
(UNEASY)
Oh. Sorry.

PARVO
(SMUG)
It doesn't really matter since nothing has changed since our last encounter.

EXILE
(SARCASTIC)
That's what you think, BOOTS!

MIKE
thats one for Exile.

PARVO
(ANGRY)
DON'T CALL ME BOOTS!!!

All
BOOTS BOOTS BOOTS BOOTS BOOTS BOOTS BOOTS!

COLLEEN
(SARCASTIC)
Okay, BOOTS.

PARVO
(ANGRY)
Cano-Mutants. ATTACK!!!

An army of Cano-Mutants jump out of Parvo's ship. They growl at the Road
Rovers.

COLLEEN
(SMUG)
When will he learn?

TOM
Most likely never.

The Road Rovers leap into action and begin to battle with the Cano-Mutants.
Parvo looks up into the sky, there is a news helicopter flying over help
broadcasting everything.

PARVO
(PLEASED)
Aaah. Right on time. Now the world will witness the demise of the Road Rovers.

Colleen uses her martial arts skills to attack some Mutants. She kicks one
and knocks them out of commission with each cry.

COLLEEN
HIYAKATITA!!! HBO!!! CINEMAX!!! SHOWTIME!!! TMC!!! FLIX!!!

TOM
All available in your viewing area

Mean while, Exile is using his freeze vision to freeze Cano-Mutants left and
right into blocks of ice.

EXILE
(SARCASTIC)
And forecastski today in LA is 80 degrees with patches of
frozen Cano-Mutants.

CROW
he's a lousy weatherman.

Shag is kind of cowering near them. Blitz is chasing a small group of
Cano-Mutants. Chomping and clawing at them with is super claws and teeth.

BLITZ
(SARCASTIC)
Let the tooshi biting begin!

ALL
Don't be a Weird Boy!

As Blitz chases the Cano-Mutants, Hunter jumps out from behind a building and
blocks his path. Blitz runs right into him and comes to a dead stop. Blitz
looks up, terrified.

BLITZ
(UNEASY)
Er. I hope you will except my sincere apology.

CROW
Mmmmm, no!

Hunter growls at Blitz and he yelps.

BLITZ
(TERRIFIED)
Okay. How about my unsincere apology!

TOM
NEVER!

Hunter punches Blitz and he goes flying across the street and hits Shag, they
fall to the ground. Next to them Colleen is panting heavily and Exile is
rubbing is blood shot eyes.

MIKE
Colleen's been doing something....

CROW
Wonder if it was Exile.

EXILE
(IN PAIN)
We need to wind our second catch.

TOM
He's gonna fart!!!! RUN FOR COVER!

COLLEEN
(DISAPPOINTED)
I'm afraid it is a little too late for that.

The Road Rovers look around. The Cano-Mutants have surrounded them and are
led my Hunter. They all growl at the Rovers.

BLITZ
(EXCITED)
We're surround!

MIKE
(Finishing Blitz's sentence)
-ed.

                            EXILE
                          (ANNOYED)
Thanks for the update Weird Boy.

Parvo and Groomer are still standing near their spaceship.

PARVO
(SMUG)
Does the term final curtain have any meaning?

ROAD ROVERS
(DEFIANT)
NOOO!!!

PARVO
(PLEASED)
Actually. I'm glad you said that. It will give the final chapter of you
meddling canines higher ratings.

MIKE
We might actually get mroe ratigns than Barney and Friends.

The Road Rovers looks at one another, confused.

PARVO
(STERN)
Hunter. Destroy the Road Rovers!

COLLEEN
(CONFUSED)
Surely you can't expect Hunter to harm his friends.

Hunter growls at the Rovers. Shag whines with fear and Blitz
trembles.

BLITZ
(TERRIFIED)
Nien. But he can sure harm us!

EXILE
(FRUSTRATED)
Kind of makes you wish Muzzle wasn't back at Mission Control recovering.

Hunter steps towards the Road Rovers, preparing to attack.

BEAR
(STERN)
Now would be a good time for you and your goons to surrender.

CROW
NO! NOT BEAR! HE SUCKS!

Everyone turns and sees Bear (a Malamute Cano-Sapien), Nitro (a Wolf-Sapien),
Colley (a Smooth Collie Cano-Sapien) and Alley walking towards them.

CROW
Hey Nitro looks kinda hot.....

MIKE
Hate to say this, but she does......

TOM
Give me Colleen any day!

GROOMER
(SHOCKED)
Bear! Not you again!

PARVO
(ANNOYED)
Why can't any of you Cano-Sapiens mind their own business?

MIKE
because they don't know how.

NITRO
(SMUG)
But we are. We're the garbage collectors. And we've come to collect you and
your other piles of garbage.

MIKE
YOU GO GIRL!

PARVO
(ANNOYED)
Cute. Very cute Nitro.

TOM
(IMMITATING DOT)
I'M SUPPOSED TO BE THE CUTEST!

Nitro smiles.

NITRO
(SARCASTIC)
I thought so.

Parvo looks at Hunter.

PARVO
(STERN)
I have a task for you.

CROW
I need some milk.

MIKE
me too let's go.

<Show closing door sequence>

They get up and leave the theater.

Mike is looking at the outline from the last host segment.

MIKE
Ok, let's see, if are trajectory is 80 degrees. NO! 

CROW
Man this is a tough plan.

TOM
Let's see what the nanites can tell us.

MIKE
Good idea.

A perescope lowers and Mike looks into it. We see some of the nanites playing
poker.

MIKE
Hey nanites.

NANITE#1
Yo! Whats up?

MIKE
Can you help us out with this?

NANITE#1
Sure.

The nanite remains still for a few seconds.

NANITE#1
try 90.000000000001 degrees.

TOM
Ok let's give it a...

Alarms begin blarimg lighhts flash wildly.

ALL
MOVIE SIGN!!!!

But before Parvo can continue, Bear leaps into a fray of Cano-Mutants. The
Strayers, Blue Team and Rover start beating up on the Cano-Mutants. Colleen
and Colley are fighting side by side.

COLLEY
(SMUG)
Looks like I saved your butt gain, cuz.

TOM
This Trey guy must hav esomethign against Colleen

CROW
Maye he wanted his character to be somehow related to one of the Rovers so it
would be much more reasonable for him being chosen?
    
COLLEEN
(ANNOYED)
I knew this was going to happen!

Colley aims a small crossbow strapped to his wrist at some Cano-Mutants. He
fires an arrow that splits into a net. capturing the mutants.

TOM
THAT WAS SO LAME!

COLLEY
(EXCITED)
YEEE-HA!!!

Alley faces off with a Cano-Mutant.

ALLEY
(SMUG)
Take this you big old nasty wasty!

MIKE
Well put.

Alley kicks the legs out from the Cano-Mutant and then punches him in the
face, knocking him out. Parvo and Groomer looks around and sees his Mutants
are falling like flies. She looks at Parvo.

GROOMER
(CONCERNED)
We're losing general.

MIKE
NO DUH!

Parvo looks at Groomer.

PARVO
(ANGRY)
I can see that!

Parvo looks around again.

PARVO
(SMUG)
But the fat lady isn't about to sing.

Parvo looks at Hunter.

PARVO
(STERN)
Hunter! Kill! Destroy the opposition!

CROW
MURDER! HUMILIATE!

Hunter pulls out a rocket launcher and points it at the nearest Rover, Colleen.
Blitz takes out a Cano-Mutant and then notices Hunter and his target.

BLITZ
(HORRIFIED)
NOOO!!!

As Blitz races towards Colleen Hunter fires. Blitz pushes he down and out of
the line of fire as the missile misses passes. The projectile hits a car
directly behind them, Blitz is caught in the explosion and is thrown to the
ground.

TOM
Whoah, a good scene!

COLLEEN
(SHOCKED)
NOOO!!!

Shag sees that Hunter show no guilt or remorse for what he has just done and
points the weapon at Exile. Shag growls and rushes up to Hunter who then
points the weapon at him. Shag slaps the missile launcher from Hunter's hands.
Hunter growls at Shag and he growls back. Everyone notices this.

TOM
WHOAH!

MIKE
KICK HIS BUTT SHAG!

CROW
ALRIGHT SHAGMAN!

EXILE
(SURPRISED)
I didn't know Shagster had it in him.

ALLEY
(SURPRISED)
A guess we all have our breaking point.

BEAR
(EXCITED)
Go and get him Shag!

ALL
FIRECRACKER FIRECRACKER SISBOOMBA! GO SHAG GO SHAG! RARARA!

Hunter throws a punch at Shag but his fist disappears into Shag's fur. Shag
then uppercuts Hunter. Hunter flies backwards and crashes into a wall of a
building, getting knocked unconscious. With the fall of the massive Mutant
the remaining Cano-Mutants lose their courage. They turn tail and flee. Parvo
notices this.

GROOMER
(EXCITED)
General! We're beaten!

MIKE
Can you say "Duh-huh"?

PARVO
(SARCASTIC)
Gee. What would I ever do without you Groomer?

The Rovers and Strayers turn towards Parvo and Groomer.

PARVO
(URGENT)
Well, he who fights and runs away. Can brag about it later.

Parvo turns and races back aboard his ship, Groomer follows. The ramp raises
and the craft takes off.

The Rovers and Strayers helplessly watch the ship fly away, but Colleen has
her attentions elsewhere.

COLLEEN
(EXCITED)
BLITZ!!!

CROW
Wow she knows his name!

Colleen runs over to Blitz and checks him out. Exile sticks his finger in his
ear as if trying to clean something out.

EXILE
(CONFUSED)
Did I hear correctski? Did she call him Blitz?

CROW
I'm as stunned as you are pooch.

The rest of the Rovers and Strayers look in shock.

COLLEEN
(URGENT)
I've got a pulse! He's still alive!!

Crow starts humming the ER theme.

The group snaps out of it and rushes towards Colleen and Blitz.

SETTING: ROAD ROVERS MISSION CONTROL BRIEFING ROOM
Shag and Exile are sitting at the table, Blitz is next to the table in a
wheel chair and Colleen is standing behind him. The Master watches on as
Professor Hubert (A Bloodhound Cano-Sapien) is addressing everyone. Hunter
stands next to him, he looks like his normal Cano-Sapien self.

HUBERT
(PROUD)
After we used Parvo's Super-Cano-Mutator to turn Hunter back to normal we
destroyed his lab.

MIKE
Good for you.

EXILE
(DISAPPOINTED)
But big bad General and Weird Girl assistant got awayski.

MASTER
(PLEASED)
But the important thing is you stopped Parvo and saved Hunter.

TOM
Yeah right, whatever.

Exile Smiles.

EXILE
(PLEASED)
Da. This is true. It is good to have Comrade back.

HUNTER
(PLEASED)
And it's good to be back.

MASTER
(INTERESTED)
Can you tell us anything while you were a mutant Hunter?

Hunter sighs.

HUNTER
(FRUSTRATED)
No. Nothing.

MIKE
(Immitating Hunter)
It was like having 3 tons of attitude in a 1 ounce brain...

COLLEEN
(PLEASED)
Well. You'll be happy to know that Blitz is going to have a complete recovery.

TOM
This is actually kind of..... SUCKY!

Hunter looks at Colleen, shocked.

HUNTER
(CONFUSED)
Blitz? Did she just say Blitz?

CROW
I'm stilled as shocked as they are.

BLITZ
(PLEASED)
It is because I have such a fine doctor.

Blitz looks up to Colleen and she looks down at him, she then kisses his on
the cheek.

ALL
OH MY GOD! ITS THE END OF THE WORLD!!!!!!!!!!

Hunter rubs his eyes as if he is seeing things.

HUNTER
(SHOCKED)
Whoa. And I think I've actually forgotten some things too.

EXILE
(SMUG)
Da. It is long storyski comrade.

The Master looks around the room.

MASTER
(PLEASED)
Your all good dogs Rovers. Good, good dogs.

CROW
(Immitating the Master)
Please tell me you found my eyes.....

Colleen hugs on Blitz and Hunter continues to watch in shock.

FADE OUT:

Mike and the bots leave the theater.

<Show closing door sequence>

We are back with Pearl.

PEARL
NOW BRAIN GUY!

Brain Guy points his finger at Steven Today and Steven suddenly vanishes.

PEARL
YES!

They all get up and run off camera.

Back on the SOL

MIKE
Dang! There went our chance.....

TOM
Maybe we'll get another.

CROW
When Cow's fly....

Back with Pearl adn her gang, who are back in their ship.

PEARL
Well, after a brief delay, we're on oru way again. Brain Guy has already
re-attatched a mental tractor beam to the Satalite, so you can't escape. And
just for thinking about escaping, your gonna have to watch another Road Rover
movie in the near future!

MIKE
NOOOO!

TOM and CROW
YOU WOULDN'T?!

PEARL
Watch me!

She begins to laugh maniacally as we

FADE OUT. 

<SHOW CREDITS>

THE
END
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Nitro appears Courtesy of Amanda Stephenson
The Road Rover Blue Team characters appear courtesy of their IRC players
