Mystery Rover Theater 3000
"Experiment #1: Pinky And The Brain:Hoop Schemes"

Written By
Nick "Hunter" Myers

Script By
Nick "Hunter" Myers

FIRST ROUND DRAFT
December 29th, 1997

SECOND ROUND DRAFT
Janary 27th, 1998

Road Rovers names, charecters, situations, and the Road Rover universe are
property of Warner Bros., Pinky And The Brain names, charecters, situations,
and the PATB Universe are property of Warner Bros., Mystery Science Theater
3000 names, charecters, situations, and the MST3K universe are property of
Best Brains inc., Story contents are property of 1997-1998 Nick Myers

<Beginning Credits Roll>

In The Not Too Distant Future,
Next Saturday a.d.,
There was a guy named Hunter,
Not too different from you or me,
He worked at Acme Laboratory,
He really gets his job done in a hurry,
He did a good job cleaning up the place,
But his Lab Mice didn't like him so they shot him into space,
We'll send him cheesy movies, ("Narf!")
The worst we can find, ("Yes!")
He'll have to sit and watch them all,
And We'll monitor his mind,
Now keep in mind Hunter can't controll,
Where the movies begin or end,
Because he used those special parts,
On his Rover friends,
ROVER ROLL CALL.........
Colleen ("Hi-Ya!)
Exile ("Don't be vierd boy.")
Shag ("Ra, ra, ra.")
Bllllliiiiiitttttzzz ("Bite me!")
If you're wondering how he eats and breaths, 
And other science facts,
Just repeat to yourself it's just a show, 
I should really just relax,
For MYSTERY ROVER THEATER 3000! 

FADE IN

<Tunnel Sequence>

<DSOL (Dog Satellite Of Love)>
Hunter is standing there looking around.

HUNTER (Acting Scared):
It's quiet.

He looks around again.

HUNTER (Acting Scared):
Awfully quiet.

Suddenly Colleen was sneaking up from behind Hunter and tapped him on the
shoulder.

HUNTER (Excited):
Gah! Football practice!

Hunter looks at Colleen.

HUNTER (Releaved):
Oh, it's you Colleen, my love.

Hunter and Colleen embrace and kiss. Suddenly Blitz, Exile, and Shag see them
and Blitz gives an excuse me cough and Colleen and Hunter stop kissing and
looks at them then at the screen.

HUNTER (Embarrassed):
Oh, we're on. Hi, welcome to the Dog Satellite Of Love, I'm Hunter. This is my
friends Colleen, Exile, Blitz, and Shag. We're heroes who were shot into space
by an evil lab mouse bent on taking over the world. We're forced to watch
crappy episodes of his old series "Pinky And The Brain". 

MAGICAL VOICE:
Comercial Sign In 15 seconds.
