MYSTERY SCIENCE THEATRE 3000
"STORM FROM THE PACIFIC"

WRITTEN BY
Brian "Maverick" Myers

1ST ROUGH DRAFT
January 1st, 1998

2ND ROUGH DRAFT
February 28th, 1998

Road Rovers names, charecters, situations, and the Road Rover universe are
property of Warner Bros. Mystery Science Theater 3000 names, charecters,
situations, and the MST3K universe are property of Best Brains inc., Story
contents are property of 1997-1998 Brian Myers


<Beging Cridets roll>

<SOL tunnel squance>

It shows Mike trying to handle 15 pizzas at once.

Crow (Scartisic):
Use the froce Mike.

Mike (Annoyed):
Crow you know I can't hold these!

He fell though the floor.

Crow (Blunt):
We will be right back!!

Crow fell in the hole.

<MST3K logo>

At the SOL Mike got out of the hole eating a pizza.

Mike (With his mouth full, blunt):
Emmm. This tastes very good.

Tom comes to Mike.

Tom (Blunt):
That pizzas over 2 months old.

Mike spits out the pizza on Tom. Crow comes out of the hole. Holding a pizza.

Crow (Confused):
Mike, did you vomit on Tom?

Mike (Scared):
DON'T EAT THAT!!

He knocked it into the hole. The yellow light was flashing.

Mike (Annoyed):
Oh doh it's Peril.

It shows Peril and Bobo where trying to fix the car. They landed at some
sourda Moon. Their Heads poped out.

Peril (Blunt):
Mike we are on Planet Whozits. I can not find Brain gie.

Bobo (Blunt):
We where in a astroid shower. Anyways your movie today is "Storm From The
Pacific". It's a Road Rovers epsoide.

It shows Mike.

Mike (Annoyed):
OH NO!

The lights where flashing.

Mike (Excited):
We got movie sign!

<Tunnel Squance>

The Gang came in.

Mike (Scartisic):
Black Screen.

It opens in the ocean.

Tom (Scartisic):
This is the TITANIC.

"Storm From The Pacific" apears on the screen.

Mike (Blunt):
Hey I went to school with Storm and he was from the pacific.

It shows a Ship.

Crow (Scartisic):
Whoa the TITANIC is on it's second vogage.

Then it shows the interor with two guards guarding the ship.

Tom (Scartisic):
Bread and Butter.

Mike (Scartisic):
Bread and Butter.

It shows all of a sudden the ship started shakeing.

Crow (Scartitic):
My washer loads off balince.

It shows gies running around the ship. Tom and Crow where shakeing.

Mike (Scartisic):
I get it. It's about the TITANIC sinking.

A guard was trying to open the door.

Guard (Exicited):
Let's get this stuff out Fast.

Crow (impersating the Guard):
Bring me some chezzie whenies while your gone!

One of the guards stared at the screen.

Crow (impersating Johnney Carson):
Here's Johnney!

Guard (Confused):
Where did you come from?

Mike (Impersating Alrond Swazznager):
I'm here to protect you.

All of a sudden a gas bomb was thorn to the ground. 

Crow (Scartistic):
Were Smokein' tonight!

The guards cough.

Mike (Scartisic, fake coughing):
I shoued really quit smokeing!

On the interor of the storage room a man wearing a gas mask stands in the door
way.

Crow (Intimating Storm):
Here's Stromy!

Tom (Scartisic): 
Oooo, I'm scared.

Then outside it shows the ship sinking.

Officer (Excetied):
Where takeing on water.

Crow (Scartisic):
Round 1 Fight!

Underwater the ship was sinking. And a submerine swims past it.

Mike (Scartisc):
I'm getting outta here. This place sucks.

Then it shows the "Road Rovers" sigh scroll and stop.

Tom (Glad):
Great! Now show Colleen nude!

Then it scrolls out. Then it shows the white house.

Mike (Scartisc, waving hand):
Hello!

Govenor (Voice Over):
Mr. President, it's Genral Mills from the Penagon.

Mike (Scartisic):
You mean Luckys here!

All(Scartisc):
There magicy delicous!

Out the window the presdent's arm picks up the phone.

President (Southen accent, blunt):
Yes Genral.

Crow (Intimating Genral Mills):
Did you see the TITANIC sink 85 years ago?

President (Blunt):
No, when?

Crow (Intimating Genral Mills):
85 years ago! Remember! 

Then it shows a pool with Hunter (In precano spein from), with a tennis ball.

Crow (Intimating the President):
Hunter get out the pool!

It shows a close up of Hunters face. Mike was startled.

Mike (Scartisic):
Don't scare me!

Then a light shines on Hunter with howling sounds.

Mike (Intimating God):
Jesus you have been the son of god!   

Tom (Scartisic):
I'm just a Hunter.

Master (American accent,Voice over, blunt):
Hunter it's time.

Then Hunter jumps out of the pool.

Mike (Intimating The President):
Wait let me take a pictures of Hunter going Dogz.

Then he was going near a rock and it moved to a scrit under ground passage.

Tom (intimating Batman):
Hello! You found the Batcave.

Then Hunter jumped on some sourda cart.

Mike (Scartisc):
Road Rovers land. The new disney theme park.

Then the cart was going faster.

Crow (Impersating a narator):
Hunter found a really annoying ride. Toon in next time same Dog Time same Dog
channel.                    

It shows all kinds of tubes. Hunter came though one.

Tom (Scartisic):
I hope he washes down the tubes when he's done.

It shows Road Rovers headquarters.

Mike (Scartisic):
Next time on National Geogarfic Exporler It's Road Rovers!

It shows Hunter's cart stopped and he jumped out and headed for the
transdogmifer.

Crow (Scartisic):
Gotta use the bathroom.

He got in. Then the transdogmifer inside was turning white and smoke was
comeing out.

MIKE (Scartisic):
Opps, wrong tube. 

They get grossed out. He came out in his cano-spein from.

Crow (Impersating Hunter):
Here's Hunty!

Hunter streched out.

Crow (Intimating Hunter):
Damn I shoud of swiched to decaff. This sucks!

Hunter (American accent, smug):
Yes! I love that mechine.

Mike (Imanting Hunter):
But not enough to marry it.

It shows Muzzle. The gang was started.

ALL (Scared):
Oh no, it's muzzle! Run for youre lives!

Colleen (Off screen, British accent, smug):
Eat up Muzzle.

Crow (Intimating Muzzle):
This tastes like poision.

It scrolls twards Colleen holding a spoon.

Tom (Hopeful):
Is she naked?

Crow (Blunt):
Nope afraid not.

Colleen (Smug):
Want some more?

Crow (Intimating Muzzle):
No, It really tastes like poision!

Muzzle bit the spoon.

Crow (Intimating Muzzle):
Ah the hell with it!

He bit it off.

Mike (Scartisic):
I knew he needed iron in his diet, but this is ridiculous!

It scrolls back some more with a cup full of spoons.

Mike (Intimating Colleen):
Spoon number 5 million bitten off.

She pulled out another one.

Mike (Intimating Colleen):
And 1.

It shows Exile and Blitz eating a bowl of dog food.

Crow (Intimating Blitz):
Ak, this is poision! Defenly Poision.

Hunter walks over to passed Muzzle and Colleen.

Hunter (Pleased):
Hi Muzzle, Hi Colleen!

Crow (Inpersonating Hunter):
Are you feeding Muzzle poision again?

Hunter (Pleased):
How's it waggin?

Colleen (Blunt):
I don't know if that's any of your bissniss.

Mike (Scartisc):
Are you trying to do another epsoide of Unsloved Mysteries?

Tom (Intimating Robert Stack):
Tonight on unsloved Mysteries.

Hunter came to Blitz and Exile who are eating the bowls.

Crow (Intimating Hunter):
So I see you gies are eating doody.

Hunter (Confused):
What's in the bowl Exile?

Crow (Scarcasic):
It's poision! Run for your lives!

Exile put's his head up.

Mike (Intimating Exile):
I don't understand what you where saying? It's sounds like But's Kin Ba Roll
Nexie?

Exile (Blunt):
Shag has done it again.

Crow (Scartisic):
You mean he pooped in your bowl?

All:
Ewwwwwwwwww!

Exile (Blunt):
Yet another colonary masterpeice.

Blitz put his head up.

Mike (Intimating Blitz):
But it's poision!

Blitz (Blunt):
That dog is a gourmet genious.

It shows Shag sturing a pot. Hunter came to Shag with a bowl.

Crow (Intimating a boy):
Please sir I want some more.

Shag put the spoon up and put it on his bowl and gave it to Hunter. Hunter
sniffs it.

Mike (Intimating Hunter):
Smells like poop.

Hunter stops sniffing.

Mike (Scartisic):
Oh. I didn't see you there.

Hunter (Pleased):
Wow, Shag another awsome meal pal.

Crow (Scartisic):
Aw, it was nothing!

Hunter (Confused):
What's your secrit?

Shag mumbles something.

All (Confused):
What did he say?

Hunter sunndenly loses his smile.

Tom (Intimating Hunter):
YUCK! Your discusting shag!

Hunter (Acting Discusted):
Oh, you don't say.

Mike (Confused):
You mean he didn't say anything? What a dickweed.

It shows Blitz, Exile and Colleen eating their bowls.

Tom (Intimating Colleen):
I love eating crap.

Mike (Confused):
Why in the hell does dogs like eating crap?

Hunter walked to them.

Colleen (Smug):
So, what's his secrit?

Crow (Intimating Hunter):
He says "You are all dickweeds!" All of you!

It shows Hunter on a close up. Tom moans.

Tom (Annoyed):
He's gonna hurl all over me.

Hunter (Smug):
He cooks everything in toliet water.

Mike (Intimating Hunter):
And he drinks it too.

The rovers look descutsed and there cheeks bulge.

Mike (Scartisic):
It was poision!

They coffed the dog food out. Tom and Crow act as if they where trying to
dodge the food partciles. 

Mike (Scartisic):
This is BNN. Barfing News Network.

It shows the master.

Master (Annoyed):
Next time let's get take out.

Tom (Scartisic):
Oooo, takeout.

Master (Blunt):
Road Rovers.

Crow (Intimating Master):
Where not heiring.

It shows the viewscreen with Blitz and Exile where looking at it. It shows a
map with a blue dot moving.

Crow (Scartisic):
Hey, check it out , baywatch is on.

Master (Off screen, Blunt):
Last night at the Carribean.

Mike (Scartisic):
Beniee Babies where invented.

Master (Off screen, blunt):
A potrol boat was hit by a torpedo and sunk.

Tom (Intimating Master):
They where sailors that look like dickweeds.

It shows a close up of Hunter's face. The gang was startled.

Master (Off screen, Blunt):
Thankfully there where no cascuties.

Mike (Intimating Hunter):
I knew the sailors where dickweeds.

It shows the satelite on the screen and Shag turns to it.

Crow (Inmating Shag):
Where's the chips and dip?
