RRST3k:The Movie. Sonic Anime
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Host Segments written by Trey Tackett
MSTing done by Will Hollinger 
All of the above is property of Trey Tackett and Will Hollinger 1998
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FADE IN
S:Acme Labs. We see Pinky walking around. he looks at the "camera" and walks
toward it.

PINKY
Hello! Welcome to Acme Labs. I'm Pinky. NARF! HAHAHA! Brain wanted to tell
you something before the movie, but he's in hte little mousie's room right
now.

A toilet flushes and a door slams. Running footsteps can eb heard. Brain
rushes onto camera and bashes Pinky in the head,.

PINKY
ZORT! HAHAHAHA!

BRAIN
<Angered>
Shut up, or I'll be forced to really hurt you.

PINKY
Right Brain.

BRAIN
<Pleased>
Hello there, I am the Brain. I am a genetically altered lab mouse bent on
world domination. In one of my latest attempts at doing this, I have shot a
cano-sapien into space and are forcing him to watch the worst movie ever made!
Why? Because enough exposure to these will drive him completely mad! And after
that, I'll unleash him on the nations' capitols, and hold the world leaders
hostage until I'm am crowned ruled of the world!

Brain reaches up and pulls down a framed picture of Hunter with darts in it
attatched to a coil.

BRAIN
This is Hunter Retriever. My test subject. So far he has survived every movie
I've sent him.

PINKY
You know Brain, maybe if we hadn't let him have some companions this would
work. You know? If he was alone, he'd definately go insane, in my opinion.

BRAIN
That's rediculous Pinky! Having a companion or two doesn't hinder the
expierement at all!

PINKY
Whatever you say Brain.

BRAIN
Anyways, Hunter will not survive the movie this time. You, will join Hunter
and his friends in watching the Japanese animated movie, Sonic The Hedgehog.
And By doing so, you will becoem part of the expierement. Now prepare
yourself, for my most diabolical diabolicalness yet! Throw the switch Pinky!

Brain begins laughing evily.

PINKY
Rightie-o Brain! NARF!

Pinky pulls a lever and everything goes dark. 

BRAIN
Not the powerswitch you blundering fool!

PINKY
WOOPS! Sorry Brain.

BRAIN
It's going to be one of those nights.....

S:Space. The words "Road Rover Science Theater 3000" appear in the center of
the screen. Below that, the words "The Movie" appear. A large T-bone steak
shaped ship floats in an orbit around Earth. This is the Satellite of Hydrant
(SOH). The ship continues on it's orbit.

S:Inside the SOH. We see Hunter(in a white tank top and shorts) running on a
treadmill. Arround him are holographic images of a forest trail. Hunter throws
a few quick punches in the air and then begins to increase his speed. Hunter
begins to run so fast that the holograms have a hard time keeping up with the
scenery movement. Sparks begin to fly out of the treadmill. The treadmill
begins to shake violently and shoot out mroe sparks. After it's limit has
been reached, the treadmill explodes.

HUNTER
<Surprised>
AAAH!

Hunter is tossed backwards onto the floor and the holograms disapear. 

COLLEEN
<Off Screen>
Blimey! That's the third blooming one this week!

Colleen (Wearing a purple colored version of the normal Road Rover Uniform)
walks over to Hunter with a towel. She hands it to him and he wipes the sweat
of his face.

HUNTER
Morning Colleen.

COLLEEN
Morning 'Unter.

Colleen helps Hunter up and they leave the room.

S: Main room. It looks exactly the same as the Main room in MST3k:The Movie
looked. A large counter stands in the middle of the room. Three lights, one
red, one blue, and one yellow, sit on the corner. Colleen and Hunter walk
over to the counter. Colleen hands Hunter a newspaper and he begins reading
it.

COLLEEN
I'm fixing breakfast right now.

HUNTER
Great!

COLLEEN
Oh, and I assembled a report of all today's events on Earth. Here's a hard
copy, Clinton's in another sexual harrassment lawsuit.

Exile (wearing a red colored version of the Normal Road Rover uniform) walks
in humming.

EXILE
Ah, good morningski, Hunter.

HUNTER
Hey Exile.

A rhythmic pounding starts up.

EXILE
Everything dokie okie on the ol' Satellite of Hydrant today?

HUNTER
Everything seems nominal.

EXILE
Nominal, good, good. I guess your not curious as to what that rhythmic
poundingski is then?

HUNTER
<Confused>
Say, what is that?

EXILE
I don't knowski, but I let's see, I'm hereski, you are hereski, Colleen's
hereski.

HUNTER
Alright, where's Blitz?

COLLEEN
Who?

Hunter and Exile roll their eyes.

EXILE
Blitz? Well I did see weird boy heading toward the storage bay with his claws
outstretchedski. Said something about opening something up like a tin canski.

HUNTER
<Authoritive>
Colleen! Go to Conditon yellow!

COLLEEN
RIGHT!

Colleen pushes a button on the nearby wall. Yellow lights begin flashing and
alarms begin to go off.

HUNTER
Let's go Exile!

EXILE
Dokie okie!

Hunter and Exile run off in a hurry.

S: Storage bay. It is a very cluttered room. Crates are scattered and stacked
all over the place. The largest crate sits in the center of the room and reads
"Hamdingers: Deus Ex Machina". Blitz (wearing a gold colored version of the
normal Road Rover uniform) stands in front of a crate the size of him
whichreads "Bits&Kibble Dog Food". His claws are extended and he is swinging
them vigerously at the crate. The claws barely even scratch the crate. Hunter
adn Exile walk up behind him.

BLITZ
<Singing>
Barking, scratching, frisbee catching, presidential pets,

HUNTER
Blitz.

BLITZ
<Singing>
Change into the canines who drive souped up cars and jets.

EXILE
Blitz.

BLITZ
<Singing>
Touchus nipping, toilet sipping, soaring through the sky,

HUNTER
Blitz!

BLITZ
<Singing>
Licking, drooling, quick refueling, who says dogs can't fly?

EXILE
Blitz!

BLITZ
<Singing>
Kicking, slashing, villian smashing, vehicles explode, chasing, racing down
the road,

EXILE AND HUNTER
<ANGERED>
BLITZ!

Blitz stops singing and turns around.

BLITZ
Hey guys, whats up?

HUNTER
What are you doing?

BLITZ
Trying to open this crate.

EXILE
<Confused>
But there is already a food crateski opened.

BLITZ
<Unsure>
There is?

HUNTER
<Blunt>
yeah. 

BLITZ
Well dat's just great. I've been here for an hour trying to open this thing!
No matter how many times I slash at it, it won't leave a scratch!!

HUNTER
That's because the crate is made of triple reinforced steel. It has a switch
that opens it.

BLITZ
Well dats' just great!

Blitz punches the wall, but accidently smashes in the hatch control panel. The
wall begins to open revealing the vass openess of space.

BLITZ
Uh oh...

COMPUTER
<Electronic>
cabin depressurization in 1 minute. have a nice day

EXILE
<ANGERED>
WAY TO GOSKI WEIRD BOY!

The vaccume of space begins to pull the three rovers out into space. They all
grab onto stationary objects to avoid being pulled out.

BLITZ
<Frightened>
CLOSE IT! CLOSE IT! CLOOOOOOSE IT!!!! WAAAAAH!!!!

HUNTER
WE CAN'T! YOU SMASHED IN THE CONTROL PANEL!!!!

COMPUTER
<Electronic>
Depressurization in 20 seconds.

EXILE
I HAVE AN IDEASKI!

Exile's eyes begin to glow bright blue. Ice beams fire from them and begin to
form an ice wall over the opening. Once sealed, everything returns to normal.

HUNTER
*Phew* That was a close one. 

A chime sounds and Colleen pokes her head into the room.

COLLEEN
Uh ,pardon me for interupting this sweet moment, but the mice are calling.

Blitz, Hunter, and Exile all moan and leave the room.

S:Main Room. Blitz, Hunter (Now wearing a green jumpsuit with the words
"Hunter R." on the left chest), and Exile walk upto a giant hexagonshaped
monitor mounted on the wall(the Hexfield), displaying the image of The Brain.

BRAIN
<Pleased>
Ah Hunter.

Brain looks at Blitz and Exile.

BRAIN
<Angered>
Others.

HUNTER, EXILE, BLITZ
<Bored>
Hi Brain...

BRAIN
I have a putrid piece of film for you this week called Sonic The Hedgehog.
It's one of those Japanese Anime thingies. You'll probably bow before me
after this one. Wait a sec, you haven't bowed for me today.

HUNTER
So?

BRAIN
So? SO?! I AM YOUR SUPERIOR! YOU MUST DO WHATEVER I SAY!

BLITZ
Whatever girlie mouse.

Exile and Hunter snicker.

BRAIN
<ANGERED>
Now you've angered me!

Brain pulls a lever and the theme song to WAYNEHEAD begins playign all over
the SOH. The Rovers cover their ears and scream in pain. They drop to their
knees.

HUNTER
<In Pain>
MAKE IT STOP! MAKE IT STOP!!!

Brain smiles and pulls the lever again. The music stops and the Rovers stand
back up.

EXILE
Jerkski.

BRAIN
Now before I start the movie, does anyone have to use the restroom?

ALL
<embarrassed>
Noooo.

BRAIN
Good. Now get in the theater!!!!

Alarms beginblarign and lights flash madly all over the ship.

HUNTER
WE GOT MOVIE SIGN!!!!

Hunter, Blitz,and Exile all run around panicking. The door behind the counter
opens up.

<Begin door sequence>
1st door:Garage door 
2nd door:4 paneled door. one panel slides up, one panel slides left, one
slides right, and one slides down
3rd door:castle Drawbridge 
4th door:Star Trek style door
5th door:Chain Link fence style door
6th door:bank Safe style door with a large Road Rovers logo in the center of
it
<end Door sequence>

OPENING SCENE:We see a huge room with lots of screens and displays showing
various data. A lifeless Metal Sonic is hanging in a blue energy field.

EGGMAN
Hyper Metal Sonic! Now all that is left to do is to copy all the Life Data.
Then you will awaken in perfect form!

With Eggman's last words, Metal Sonic's eyes start glowing red.

TITLE: Journey To EggmanLand

Wide shot of the clouds. OJISAN the owl is flying in some sort of
mini-plane toward a floating island with mountains and a lake, where
SONIC's headquarters is.

Sonic is relaxing on the beach in his beach-chair, with sunglasses on and
a stereo beside him. TAILS comes running out of the headquarters, holding a
surfboard.

TAILS
Sonic! Sonic, I finished it! Isn't it cool? A jet propelled surfboard!
You want to try it out?

SONIC
I'll pass.

Blitz:
Go and collect 200 dollars.

TAILS
(runs off toward the lake with his board)
Then I'll try!

SONIC
Ah, Tails... he's still just a kid.

Hunter:
Or a 30 year old man with a very squeeky voice.

Sonic turns on the stereo and enjoys the music.

Tails puts the surfboard into the water and starts it up. The board zooms
away with him, splashing a huge wave of water onto Sonic. Tails does some
stunts on the board while it zooms past, splashing Sonic with water a
second time.

TAILS
Sonic c'mon! You don't even need to know how to swim!

SONIC
Just be careful not to crash into something.

Exile:
Good thing he told Tails to do that, I bet the thought never crossed his
mindski.

Sonic lies back in his beach chair. Suddenly a loud "BOOM" is heard.

TAILS
(screaming in the distance)
Aaaahhh!!!

Sonic looks out at the lake, but sees only the trail of water from Tails'
surfboard.

SONIC
Oh, guess he's just playing around.

Again Sonic lies back in his chair and tries to relax.

TAILS
(screaming in the distance)
Sonic, help! Sonic, can you hear me? Sonic, help!!

Sonic tries to ignore the screaming, until he goes into a spin in his chair
because he can't stand it anymore.

SONIC
Aah, shut up, Tails!

Tails comes into view, and we see that Ojisan's plane flies close behind,
ready to collide with him. Tails jumps off at the last moment. The
plane collides with Sonic's beach chair, then flies upward, trailing
smoke.

Tails hovers overhead, but can't see Sonic.

TAILS
(worried)
Sonic... are you all right, Sonic?

The clouds of sand settle, and we see that Sonic is unharmed.

SONIC
I'm fine but... what's that?

Ojisan flies by in his burning plane.

OJISAN
(waving from the cockpit)
Mr. Sonic! How are you?

SONIC
What does Ojisan want here?

Blitz:
He might be a Johova witness.

Hunter:
AGREEING
Probably.

TAILS
Sonic, hurry and do something!

SONIC
Since you can fly, why don't you do it instead?

TAILS
(shouting)
Sonic you MORON!

ALL the rovers laugh.

Tails flies after Ojisan.

TAILS
I can do it by myself! Ojisan! Ojisan!

Hunter:
What Danielson

OJISAN
Oh, Tails! Long time no see. I have a message.

TAILS
Ojisan, your plane is burning!

OJISAN
(looks at the burning engine)
Oh! I didn't notice...

Exile:
Did he think that the plane was having a cigaretteski?

TAILS
Hold on, I'll do something!

Tails tries to grab hold, but a sudden explosion in the plane's engine
sends him tumbling backwards in the air.

TAILS
That won't stop me!

Tails speeds after the plane and finally lands on its left wing, tilting
it back into a horizontal position.

OJISAN
Oh, Tails. Well done!

Hunter:
I'd say it was medium rare.

TAILS
I just practiced that on my surfboard.

OJISAN
That's an achievement.

Blitz:
Yah, for a loser like you.

TAILS
Ojisan... look AHEAD!

Exile:
I see no headski.

OJISAN
Huh? Hold on...

Ojisan adjusts his glasses, and sees that his plane is heading directly for
the cliffs.

OJISAN
Aaahaaahh!!!

TAILS
(screaming)
SOONICC!!!

Sonic hears the scream and comes to the rescue at top speed. Just as the
plane hits the cliffs, Sonic manages to pull Tails and Ojisan out.

Hunter:
Man I'm way faster than that.

Blitz:
I don't know.

Exile:
Yeah, Sonic is supposed to be the fastest thing alive.

Hunter:
ANGRY
I'll prove it.

<Show Closing door sequence>

Hunter, Blitz, and Exile walk out of the theater.

HUNTER
I AM faster!

EXILE
<sarcastic>
Sureski. Whatever.

HUNTER
<ANGREDED>
I'LL PROVE IT!

Hunter runs over to a nearby computer station and begins typing up something.

BLITZ
What are you doing?

HUNTER
Grabbing all information on Sonic off the internet I can. There. Now to put
in MY stats.

EXILE
Why?

HUNTER
Watch.

Hunter finishes typing and hits the return key.

EXILE
What the?

Images of Hunter and Sonic appear on the Hexfield. The Two images are placed
on a forest race track.

HUNTER
With all the info on me and Sonic in the computer, it will determine who is
faster.

BLITZ
Oh.

The two images begin to run. Hunter takes an early lead and leaves Sonic
behind.

HUNTER
<Excited>
YAY!

Sonic begins to catch up to the Hunter image.

EXILE
HA!

HUNTER
Pffft. To little to late.

Sonic catches up to Hunter and gives him a "rasberry".

BLITZ
HAHA!

HUNTER
HEY!

Sonic speeds off ahead of Hunter and crosses the finish line. 5 seconds later,
Hunter crosses.

COMPUTER
<ELECTRONIC>
Sonic wins.

HUNTER
<Startled>
WHAT?!

EXILE
See! Told youski! Hedgehog is faster.

HUNTER
<Frantic>
THIS CAN'T BE! THERE MUST HAVE BEEN AN ERROR!

BLITZ
Right, whatever. 

The movie sign alarms and lights begin blaring and flashing.

EXILE
Come on, we got movie signski.

Colleen walks onto camera. The others begin to head toward the theater.

EXILE AND BLITZ
HUNTER'S A SLOMO! HUNTER'S A SLOMO!

COLLEEN
Boys......

<Show opening door sequence>

TAILS
Thank you, Sonic.

A little away from the smoking remains of the plane. Ojisan is in shock,
keeping a position as if he would still sit in his plane and hold the
control stick.

OJISAN
Aah... aah... ah...

Blitz:
What is he doing to himself?

SONIC
Ojisan! Ojisan...

Sonic picks up a crab that walks by and changes its course toward Ojisan.
The crab tweaks Ojisan in the foot. Ojisan jumps up with a scream, and
finally snaps out of it.

SONIC
Ojisan, why don't you stop riding planes?

OJISAN
(while facing a blue flower that is about Sonic's height)
What are you talking about, Mr. Sonic? When I was young I used to win
the World Speed Race. Ha ha ha!

TAILS:
(speaking from behind Ojisan)
Ojisan, you said you had a message.

Ojisan realizes that he is looking in the wrong direction and quickly zips
to the other side, again facing one of the blue flowers.

OJISAN
Yes, the President wants you... um... umm... umm....

SONIC
To come to South Island?

OJISAN
Yes! That's it! You must hurry!

SONIC
For something like that, why didn't you use the phone?

OJISAN
(embarrassed)
Uh... yeah.

Sonic and Tails board their bi-plane, getting ready for takeoff.

SONIC
Ojisan, you watch the house, okay?

OJISAN
(while waving goodbye in the opposite direction)
I will.

SONIC
No, he won't.
(to Tails)
Let's go Tails.

TAILS
Okay, Sonic.

Tails starts the plane, and both fly off.

OJISAN
Have a safe journey.

Wide shot of a set of floating islands that are connected by bridges, with
high-tech cities built on them. On a separate island is the PRESIDENT's
palace.

SONIC
President, what's so important?

Blitz:
I have a corn.

EGGMAN
(turning around in the president's chair)
He he he, its been a long time Sonic and Tails.

Hunter:
Ugh, I eish it would have been longer.

TAILS
Dr. Eggman!
All the rovers laugh.

Exile:
LAUGHING
Eggman?

Blitz:
What kind of villians name is Eggman?

Hunter:
A fat one.

EGGMAN
I'm here to ask a favor.

Two laser rifles are being aimed at Sonic and Tails from behind, but before
the rifles start firing the heroes have already moved out of the way, and
destroy the robots that hold the rifles in an instant.

SONIC
What favor is that?

Sonic goes into a Spin Dash and is about to attack Eggman.

PRESIDENT
No, Sonic stop!

We see the president and Sera, held captive by Eggman's ROBOTS.

SONIC
That's no fair play, Eggman.

EGGMAN
He he he!

Exile:
She she she.

TAILS
Eggman, taking the President and Sera hostage, I'll bet you're trying to
take over the capital!

EGGMAN
You think I would do something so shallow?

ROBOTS
We do!

EGGMAN
Listen Sonic, this is for the sake of your world.

SONIC
No way!

Eggman walks over to Sera.

EGGMAN
You mean you don't care about Sera?

SERA
Daddy... help!

PRESIDENT
Sera! Sonic, please listen what Eggman has to say.

SONIC
(bored)
I have no choice. So talk, Eggman.

EGGMAN:
Very well.

Eggman produces a small ball-shaped hologram of Sonic's world.

EGGMAN
This planet consists of two worlds. The one you live on is called the
"Earth of the Sky"...

SONIC
(interrupting)
Everyone knows that!

EGGMAN
(to Sonic)
Shut up, I'm telling!
(continues)
Now, underneath this world lies the "Earth of Darkness". This is where I
built my high-tech city called EggmanLand. But one day an enemy named
Dark-Eggman appeared and conquered my city with his troops. Then he took
my Egg-Generator, a powerful energy producer, and set it on self-destruct.
It will explode at sunset if you don't stop it... huh?

Eggman glances over to his audience, and notices that everyone, including
his robot troops, have fallen asleep.

EGGMAN
Ah, it won't be my fault when THIS happens.

Eggman pulls out a needle and sticks it into the ball-shaped hologram,
producing a loud "BANG".

Hunter:
Someone is going to stick his island with a needle how diabolicle.

PRESIDENT
So how can we help you, Eggman?

EGGMAN
There's only one person on this planet fast enough to reach EggmanLand in
time to turn off the Egg-Generator... (points to Sonic)

Hunter grumbles to himself about the test earlier.

SONIC
No. YOU built that machine. So why me?

PRESIDENT
Sonic! Sonic, you are the only one that can save South Island... no, the
world!

SERA
Daddy is right. Please. Do it for me, Sonic.

SONIC
Fine! But 99 percent of what Eggman says is a lie.

TAILS
But what if this is the 1 percent?

SERA
Sonic...

PRESIDENT
Sonic...

SONIC
Oh, all right.

TAILS
(proud)
Sonic!

EGGMAN
Here Tails, take this.

Eggman attaches a device to Tails' wrist.

TAILS
What's that?

Tails pushes a button on the device. It pops open, showing a radar display
and control panels.

EGGMAN
A navigator! It will show you the fastest way to EggmanLand.

TAILS
Thanks, Eggman...

SONIC
Let's go, Tails.

TAILS
(nods)

Sonic and Tails fly to the entrance of the "Earth of Darkness" in their
bi-plane. Sonic is standing on top of the plane's wings.

SONIC
Can we really trust that device? It's probably a bomb or something.

TAILS
We have no choice. The only person who knows the way to EggmanLand is Eggman.
I wonder if Sera and the president are okay.

Meanwhile Sera and Eggman play a video game (some hind of wrestling game
starring Eggman and Sera). After a short fight Eggman wins.

SERA
No, no, no! You always win! I want to try again.

EGGMAN
Now will you stop it? We've done this a hundred times.

SERA
You want to give up?

EGGMAN
One more time.

Short intermission showing Sonic and Tails, still on their way.

Again Eggman wins against Sera.

SERA
No, no, no! That's it... I give up! I wanna go on a ride.

EGGMAN
Too bad.

SERA
(screaming)
NO, NO, NO! I WANNA GO ON A RIDE!

A huge robot crashes through the floor. The cockpit opens, showing various
kinds of controls.

PRESIDENT
What the...?

SERA
Yahoo, that's great, Eggman!

Sera jumps into the cockpit and starts meddling with the controls.

SERA
I get to drive!

Eggman jumps after Sera and tries to pull her away from the controls.

EGGMAN
No, wait! Sera, don't push that button...

The cockpit closes.

PRESIDENT
SERA!!

Sonic and Tails fly through a huge cloud, and suddenly see a giant vortex
in the sky.

SONIC
Is this the entrance to the "Earth of Darkness"?

Exile:
No it's a tubloidal bungholeski.

TAILS
The air current is strong... hold on tight, Sonic.

The plane dives into the vortex, and Sonic has a hard time keeping his
grip on the plane's wings.

TAILS
Almost there... hold on!

The plane comes out of the vortex, but is already too close to the ground
and crash-lands. Sonic crawls out of the wreckage.

SONIC
Tails... Tails, are you okay?

Tails crawls out behind Sonic.

TAILS
I'm fine. But I'm worried about the Tornado. (his plane)

Both look around in astonishment.

SONIC
So this is the "Earth of Darkness".

TAILS
EggmanLand seems to lie straight ahead.

Exile:
where is this headski he keeps talking about?

SONIC
What are we waiting for?

Sonic and Tails race toward EggmanLand, but their course is crowded with
obstacles of all kind, and they have a hard time to fight their way through.

SONIC
Isn't this weird. I'll bet Eggman sent us this way on purpose.

TAILS
Well, there seems to be a shortcut. There is a Warp Zone ahead.

SONIC
Let's go then!

Both disappear in the Warp, and re-appear totally exhausted in a strange
city that looks like a post-war New York, complete with car wrecks and
One Way traffic signs, void of anything living.

SONIC
Where are we?

TAILS
Hmmm... we came out of the Warp... this must be an ancient city.

Blitz:
Yah, the Aztecs drove GEO's

SONIC
An ancient city. I never heard there were such things down here.

TAILS
EggmanLand should be close by. Lets go someplace high.

SONIC
Okay.

Sonic zips up to the spire of the highest skyscraper around, from where they
see that the city has been sunk halfway into the ocean.

SONIC
Wow... the city is sinking!

TAILS
Sonic, maybe the Egg-Generator is causing it. It shouldn't be too far away.

SONIC
Let's go.

Suddenly a lightning flashes, and Tails clings to his friend worriedly.

TAILS
Iiiiie!! I hate lightning!

Sonic and Tails race through the city.

SONIC
So, we just keep going straight?

TAILS
That's what the device says.

A laser blast hits the ground right in front of Sonic and Tails, stopping
them in their tracks. DARK-EGGMAN, a gigantic robot, appears in front of
them.

DARK-EGGMAN
He he he he he...

Exile:
She she she she she...

TAILS
You must be Dark-Eggman!

DARK-EGGMAN
That's me. You deserve praise for making it this far... to your grave!

SONIC
(self-confident)
We don't have time to play with you. Move aside.

DARK-EGGMAN
Not a chance!

Dark-Eggman starts shooting, but Sonic and Tails are too fast for his aim.

DARK-EGGMAN
Hold still!

Sonic does a Spin Attack at Dark-Eggman's head, but only hurts his shin.

SONIC
OW!!

DARK-EGGMAN
I'm made of pure steel.

Hunter:
Cyran-Rap.

Tails lands on Dark-Eggman's face and grabs hold. Dark-Eggman tries to
smash the fox, but Tails is faster and Dark-Eggman only hits himself.
Both Sonic and Tails laugh until Dark-Eggman starts shooting again.
Finally they hide behind an old bus.

DARK-EGGMAN
Come out. Whereever you are, I'll find you.

SONIC
We don't have time for this. Which way to EggmanLand?

TAILS
This way. Past the highway.

SONIC
Let's go, Tails.

TAILS
Okay, Sonic.

Before they leave, Sonic and Tails decide to taunt Dark-Eggman and make
fun of him.

SONIC
Hey slowpoke!

DARK-EGGMAN
What?!

SONIC
You can't catch us! Maybe we can play later-- ulp!

Dark-Eggman unfolds a set of giant wings and activates his turbo booster.

SONIC and TAILS
Oh noo...!

Both start running along the highway, with Dark-Eggman flying close behind.

SONIC
Eggman never told us Dark-Eggman could fly!

Dark-Eggman tries to grab Tails out of the air and misses only by a few
inches.

TAILS
Sonic!!

SONIC
Tails, grab on to me!

Blitz:
No, not there!

Tails grabs Sonic's hand. Both speed off, but Dark-Eggman launches missiles
that destroy the bridge on which Sonic is running. Only at the last moment
Sonic is able to stop his fast pace before falling into the gap.

SONIC
Whew! That was a close one.
Hunter stands up and acts like he is pushing Sonic.

When Sonic and Tails look up, they see that Dark-Eggman is looming right
above them, with his gun raised.

DARK-EGGMAN
Go and drown!

BLitz:
Yes, sir, dum de dum dum dum.

Dark-Eggman blasts away the last piece of the road on which Sonic and Tails
are, and both fall into the gap.

SONIC and TAILS
Aaaah! Help! We can't swim! Aaah! Blub blub blub...

As the Point of View moves downward, we see that Sonic and Tails are holding
onto a metal girder below the bridge, from where they faked their drowning.

DARK-EGGMAN
(in the distance)
I guess that takes care of them.

TAILS
(smiling)
It worked!

SONIC
Lets go!

An explosion is heard, and Tails again clings to Sonic.

TAILS
Iiiiie!!

SONIC
Not again...

Sonic and Tails sneak away from the bridge and along the harbor, but
suddenly Dark-Eggman appears behind them.

DARK-EGGMAN
I'm not all THAT stupid.

Hunter:
I'm all THIS stupid.

TAILS
Aiiieee!!

DARK-EGGMAN
Take this!

Exile:
It's a christmas present!

Dark-Eggman starts shooting again, this time with some kind of glue. Sonic
and Tails make a run for it.

Hunter:
Some present.

SONIC
What is this stuff?

Hunter:
SCREAMING
Sssssuuuuuuuurrge.

Tails gets hit and is glued to a metal fence.

TAILS
Sonic!!

SONIC
(looking back)
Tails!

DARK-EGGMAN
Now all I have to do is take care of YOU...

Dark-Eggman fires missiles at Sonic, and the hedgehog has to flee. The
following explosion is noticed by KNUCKLES, who was digging in the ground
outside the city.

Blitz:
CONFUSED
Did he burry a bone there?

DARK-EGGMAN
(to Tails)
He he he he... now I will finally kill you.

TAILS
Those missiles won't stop Sonic, he will save me. Look!

Sonic zooms toward Dark-Eggman, riding on one of the missiles.

SONIC
Take this Dark-Eggman!

DARK-EGGMAN
Ee!

Hunter:
EEEEKKK the Cat?

Dark-Eggman turns around and tries to get away, but the missile hits him
straight in the back. Sonic gets hit by the pressure wave, and when
the smoke clears he has stepped in a puddle of the glue.

TAILS
Sonic!

SONIC
Oh no!

Dark-Eggman comes into view again, damaged but still functional.

DARK-EGGMAN
Even if you have the fastest feet, when you can't run you are just an
ordinary hedgehog.

Hunter starts laughing wickedly.

As the robot walks forward, the cemented ground cracks, and several pieces
(including the one Sonic is glued to) sink downward, while the resulting
holes fill with water from the nearby ocean.

TAILS
Sonic! I'm coming!

Tails pulls on his sticky restraints, but can't get free. Dark-Eggman aims
at Sonic, but before he can fire Knuckles hits the robot with such force
that it falls backwards.

TAILS
Knuckles!

Knuckles frees Tails from the glue.

KNUCKLES
Hurry and help Sonic!

Tails tries to hover, but notices that there is still some of the glue in
his tails, holding them together.

TAILS
My tails are stuck! I can't fly!

Tails sees a piece of metal falling down from the Dark-Eggman robot. He
grabs it and uses it as a surfboard to zip over the water toward Sonic.

TAILS
Sonic, hold on!

DARK-EGGMAN
(fighting Knuckles)
Who is the new one?

Sonic is already covered by water up to his nose. Tails tries to pull him
out, but the hedgehog's feet are still held by the glue.

TAILS
(pulling with all his might)
Sonic, hold on!!

Knuckles dodges Dark-Eggman's fire, until he too accidentally steps into a
puddle of the glue.

KNUCKLES
S**T!

Exile:
No sir, thats glueski.

Dark-Eggman tries to shoot Knuckles, but is out of ammo.

DARK-EGGMAN
No more ammo? Lucky pest.

Dark-Eggman grabs Knuckles with one of his metal hands and lifts him up.

DARK-EGGMAN
Time to die.

With one mighty heave, Tails frees Sonic from the glue. Sonic immediately
goes into a Spin Attack and cuts off the robotic hand that holds Knuckles.

SONIC
Thanks, Knuckles.

KNUCKLES
Same here.

DARK-EGGMAN
No! Oh well...

SONIC
Don't try to leave now, Dark-Eggman!

DARK-EGGMAN
We will meet again, ha ha ha ha!

KNUCKLES
Grab on, Sonic!

Blitz:
Whats with all the grabbing?

Knuckles glides through the air after Dark-Eggman, pulling Sonic along with
him. Sonic spin-dashes through the flying robot, causing it to explode and
fall into the ocean. Sera and Eggman stick their heads out of the destroyed
robot.

EGGMAN
I'll get revenge! In EggmanLand there is an even more powerful enemy waiting
for you...

Sera gives Eggman a good hit on the head with a metal pole.

SERA
Dark-Eggman... hmph... YOU are Dark-Eggman! Don't you dare to hurt my
Sonic!

SONIC
You've been a big help, Knuckles.

KNUCKLES
I was just around accidentally. Well, we've been together for a long
time, so you can pay me back when there's an opportunity.

TAILS
You mean you will continue searching for treasures?

KNUCKLES
Yes, that's my destiny.

At this moment, the clouds part and the sun becomes visible, right over the
horizon. The friends realize that there isn't much time left to turn off
the Egg-Generator.

TAILS
We must hurry!

KNUCKLES
Why that?

Suddenly the ground shakes and the lights go on in all the buildings. On
a huge complex in the distance they create a giant face of Dr. Eggman.

TAILS
That must be EggmanLand!

SONIC
Wow! See you later, Knuckles.

TAILS
Good bye!

Sonic and Tails head for the generator complex, but soon Knuckles catches
up with them.

TAILS
Oh, Knuckles!

KNUCKLES
I'm worried about you two. I'll beat you there.

TAILS
(snickers)

Knuckles flies ahead.

KNUCKLES
C'mon! It'll explode if we don't hurry.

SONIC
Wait up, Knuckles!

OPENING SCENE:Wide shot of a huge generator complex, with SONIC, TAILS and
KNUCKLES standing at the entrance.

SONIC
So this is the entrance to EggmanLand.

Blitz:
The happiest place on earth.

TAILS
Eggman has a magnificent house, huh?

KNUCKLES
This is no time to be astonished.

SONIC
Yeah. Let's go.

The trio runs down into the complex.

TAILS
Keep going straight this way, Sonic.

KNUCKLES
I can't wait.

SONIC
Be careful or you might get hurt, Knuckles!

Hunter:
Oh, we wouldn't want that now would we.

KNUCKLES
I'll be fine. Ha ha!

Several laser blasts hit close by, fired by hidden security robots.

KNUCKLES
Sonic! You go ahead, I can take care of this.

SONIC
Good luck.

Sonic and Tails run ahead.

TITLE: Sonic vs Metal Sonic

Sonic races at top speed toward the Egg-Generator, but can't reach it
because the conveyor belt that leads to it runs in the opposite direction.

SONIC
Tails, fly!

TAILS
Oh yeah...

Tails flies to the gererator and tries to pull the turn-off lever, but he
isn't strong enough.

Exile:
Wusski.

TAILS
It's too heavy!

KNUCKLES
(busts through the wall)
I'll stop it!

Hunter:
Heh, my hero.

The generator stops only one second before meltdown. All the lights in
EggmanLand go out, leaving the city shrouded in darkness. Suddenly Sonic
is trapped in a forcefield. Knuckles tries running toward Sonic on the
conveyor belt, which is still moving.

KNUCKLES
Sonic, I'll get you out of there!

The Egg-Generator crumbles apart, and Sonic falls into the abyss below.
Knuckles can catch him just in time before hitting ground.

KNUCKLES
Got you!

TAILS
Are you okay, Sonic?

In the distance a glowing egg of purple energy becomes visible.

Hunter:
I'ts the easter bunnies revenge.

KNUCKLES
Something's moving inside!

The energy egg goes off in a flash, and when the smoke clears, Sonic stands
face to face with his metallic counterpart.

TAILS
Sonic, that robot looks just like you!

KNUCKLES
What the...?

Blitz:
Hell!

Laughing is heard, and the whole room is filled with beautiful sparkling
lights.

Blitz:
SINGING
Ah ah ah stayin alive stayin alive.

KNUCKLES
Wha... what is that?

TAILS
It's beautiful!

The lights turn into blue flames and head off into the distance, from
where moments later DARK-EGGMAN emerges.

TAILS
It's Dark-Eggman's ghost!!

The Dark-Eggman robot goes to pieces.

TAILS
Oh. It broke.

Sera and Eggman emerge from the heap of scrap metal.

SONIC
Sera?

SERA
(turns around and smiles)

TAILS
Why are you and Eggman here, Sera?

KNUCKLES
I get it! SERA is Dark-Eggman!

SERA
(starts crying)
No... I'm not!

TAILS
(smiling wickedly at Knuckles)
Ah, you made her cry.

SERA
Dark-Eggman was all Dr. Eggman's idea.

SONIC
What!?

EGGMAN
This will be your grave, Sonic. It's indeed typical for you to walk right
into my trap.

SONIC
What'd you say!?

Exile:
He said that this is your grave.

Sonic races toward Eggman, but Metal Sonic is there first, stopping Sonic's
attack.

TAILS
I can't believe it...

Hunter:
It's not butter!

EGGMAN
He he he... this is Hyper Metal Sonic. He was brought to life by my
incredible genius.

TAILS
No matter how much it looks like him, your robot will never be like the
real Sonic!

EGGMAN
There is something you should know, Tails. When Sonic was trapped in
that forcefield, it was actually scanning his data and coping it into
Metal Sonic. He is the perfect weapon.

SERA
What are you planning to do with that?

Blitz:
Something nasty I bet....

EGGMAN
Isn't it obvious? I'll use it to defeat Sonic and to destroy the "Earth
of the Sky"!

SERA
I won't let you do that!

Hunter:
I'll give you such a pinch.

Sera tries to give Eggman a good hit, but his robot-minions restrain her.

SONIC
Sera! Let her go, Eggman!

EGGMAN
Come after you've destroyed him, Hyper Metal Sonic.

Metal Sonic scans his targets.

SONIC
Tails, Knuckles, I will handle this alone.

Metal Sonic starts his turbo engine, and the fight begins.

KNUCKLES
Jeez... I've never seen Sonic move so fast!

Eggman watches the fight from his Egg-O-Matic, with a tied and gagged Sera
sitting on the sideseat.

EGGMAN
Excellent. Such good proof of my genius!

Sonic gets hit and looses consciousness.

TAILS
Oh, no! Sonic is...

Blitz:
A loser.

Mecha Sonic grabs Sonic.

EGGMAN
Good job, Metal Sonic.

Mecha Sonic flies away, with Sonic in tow.

TAILS
Sonic!

KNUCKLES
Wait up, Tails!

Tails flies after Metal Sonic, but Knuckles grabs his foot.

TAILS
Sonic!!

KNUCKLES
Tails, wait!

TAILS
If we don't hurry, we won't be able to catch up...

KNUCKLES
We can't catch up with them, Tails. We need a plan.

A gigantic rock falls toward them from above, and the two barely manage to
get out of the way.

KNUCKLES
What the...? Didn't Eggman say something about destroying our world?

Eggman unties Sera.

EGGMAN
There you go, Sera. That wasn't so hard. Now, don't be mad. Just stay
with me a little while longer.

SERA
No, I wanna go home!

EGGMAN
Just a second. I'll show you something fun.

Sonic and Mecha Sonic continue fighting, until Sonic looses sight of his
opponent. Sonic stops on a high peek.

SONIC
(thinking)
Where did he go?

Mecha Sonic appears right in front of Sonic and gives him a kick that sends
him falling toward the far-away ground below. Eggman monitors the progress
of the fight on a display from his Egg-O-Matic. Finally Sonic's life signs
drop to zero.

EGGMAN
What happened? Oh yes! Good job! I'm so proud!

Tails is flying toward the Warp Zone, with Knuckles still holding onto his
foot.

KNUCKLES
Tails, what's wrong? You are heading toward the Warp Zone.

TAILS
I'm going to get the Tornado and go home!

KNUCKLES
What about Sonic? Whoa!

Tails and Knuckles enter the Warp.

At Sonic's headquarters, OJISAN has made himself comfortable on the beach.

OJISAN
It sure is quiet tonight.

Hunter:
SARCASTIC
This isn't obvious.

A figure appears in the distance. It has the same silhouette as Sonic.

OJISAN
Oh, Mr. Sonic. You're home already?

The figure approaches Ojisan, and we see that it's Metal Sonic. But Ojisan
still doesn't notice.

Hunter:
SARCASTIC
Who woulda thunk it.

OJISAN
Mr. Sonic? What's wrong? Eyaa! Stop, please!!

Blitz:
What a girlie bird.

Wide shot of a beautiful forest. Sonic wakes up in a huge bush that broke
his fall.

SONIC
Huh? Where am I? Tails... I remember coming from EggmanLand...
Exile:
And stopping in the red light district.

Sonic has a brief flashback of his fight with Metal Sonic.

SONIC
Oh no! That metal thing is going to...

>From the palace, the PRESIDENT looks at the cities on the neighborhood
islands. Most of them are burning.

PRESIDENT
Is this Eggman's doing?

Meanwhile, Knuckles and Tails have reached Sonic's headquarters, using the
damaged Tornado as a raft. The headquarters is smoking at several places.

KNUCKLES
Whoa, there's a lot of damage here. This is Eggman's doing all right.
Good thing no one was here, huh?

TAILS
Mm... aaah! OJISAN was here all the time!

Tails and Knuckles enter the headquarters.

TAILS
Ojisan! Ojisan!

KNUCKLES
It looks like there's no damage in here.

TAILS
Ojisan! Where are you?

Ojisan approaches from the beach, wearing weird clothing and carrying a
skateboard.

OJISAN
What is it, Tails?

TAILS
Hey! Those are Sonic's favorite clothes. He'll get mad at you.

Hunter:
Yeah, and Sonic's a regular Calvin Klein.

OJISAN
Oh, that's okay. Mr. Sonic was here last night. He let me borrow his
clothes and then he flew away. Ha ha ha!

KNUCKLES and TAILS
Flew away? That was Metalla! (nickname for Metal Sonic)

Eggman is approaching the capital cities of the "Earth of the Sky" in his
Egg-O-Matic.

EGGMAN
Metal Sonic did great work! Now the only thing between global destruction
and me is time!

Eggman produces a dress.

EGGMAN
Here Sera, this is a present from me.

SERA
(smiling)
Yahoo! You have good taste!

Hunter:
In what?

Close-up of the tracking device electronics that Eggman gave to Tails.
Tails is removing the main processor with the help of a microscope and some
mechanical claws that he navigates with joysticks. Knuckles is watching.

KNUCKLES
Instead of fiddling with that, why don't we go find Sonic?

Exile:
I think Tails is being weird boy.

TAILS
Just wait. I think this device gives off the same frequency as Metal Sonic.
With it...

KNUCKLES
You could track him down. But what if Metalla and Sonic are in two
different places?

TAILS
It won't happen. They'll be together no matter what.

KNUCKLES
Umm... I don't get it.

Hunter:
You wouldn't.

TAILS
Let me put it this way: Metal Sonic is an exact copy of Sonic, his
intelligence, his skills, even his heart. That's why he let Ojisan borrow
his clothes.

KNUCKLES
But he is a robot!

TAILS
It doesn't matter if he's a robot. He has Sonic's mind. What Sonic sees or
hears is also seen or heard by Metal Sonic. Think of them as very close
twins.

KNUCKLES
Twins... okay.

Wide shot of a large viewscreen in the president's palace. Pictures are
displayed, showing close-ups of various parts of the city.

VOICE
Sir, we have pictures of the destruction.

Blitz:
And I like this one best but Jerry disagrees.

One of the pictures shows a silhouette that looks like Sonic's.

PRESIDENT
Sonic! Contact Sonic's base immediately!

Knuckles is busy repairing the Tornado, when he hears an incoming call.

KNUCKLES
What a noisy machine!

PRESIDENT
Sonic! Tails! Is anyone receiving this? It's me!

The viewscreen shows only Ojisan dancing to the music of Sonic's stereo.

PRESIDENT
What's going on here!

Knuckles comes into view.

KNUCKLES
Who is it?

PRESIDENT
Who are you?

KNUCKLES
I'm Knuckles, Sonic's friend.

PRESIDENT
Oh, okay. So where's Sonic? Is Sera safe? What about Eggman? Did you
stop the Generator?

KNUCKLES
Noisy man. I'm busy!

OJISAN
(looks at the screen)
Oh, the president!

KNUCKLES
(shocked)
Eh?

Meanwhile Sera has put on the dress Eggman gave her. Eggman is now wearing
a green tux.

SERA
How do I look, Eggman? Am I pretty?

ALL LAUGH

EGGMAN
Yes, it looks good on you.

ALL LAUGH AGAIN

SERA
But why is it a wedding dress?

EGGMAN
Well, once Metalla has destroyed the world, it'll just be you and me.

Sera has a flashforward showing her married to Eggman, with a dozen crying
Egg-babies to look after and Eggman singing a lullaby. She isn't pleased
at all by this thought.

SERA
(shaking Eggman violently)
This isn't funny! I will NEVER be your wife!!

Back at the president's palace. Tails and Knuckles have filled in the
president about Eggman's plans.

PRESIDENT
Oooh... but I don't think it's possible to destroy the world with only a
single robot.

KNUCKLES
It IS possible. On my journeys I've seen everything on the planet. There's
a place where the "Earth of the Sky" is held by ice bridges. By those
bridges, magma flows in the ground like blood in veins. If the magma got
out and melted the bridges... you know what would happen? Our world would
fall apart and be thrown into space.

PRESIDENT
That...

TAILS
President, you must keep this a secret from Sonic!

SONIC
(standing on a railing behind the president)
Why is that, Tails? Too late, I heard everything.

VOICE
Metal Sonic is heading for the ice bridges!

PRESIDENT
What? We must use all our forces to stop Metalla! Sonic...

Exile:
Take a bath you reekski.

The president turns around, but Sonic has already left.

PRESIDENT
Tails, Sonic has gone after Metalla! You have to go help him!

Eggman is monitoring everything on a display in his Egg-O-Matic, which shows
the outlines of the planet.

Suddenly the theater starts to shake violently and the screen turns grey.

Hunter:
What the hell is going on.

Blitz:
Yah, what happened to the movie?

Exile:
Who careski.

Colleen over PA.
Colleen:
Guys get out here quick!

Hunter Blitz and Exile run out of the theater.

<Show last half of Closing door sequence>

Hunter and the others rush out of the theater. Hunter runs over to a tv adn
keyboard mounted on the wall and turns toward the camera.

HUNTER
<Frantic>
CAMBOT! Get me rocket number 9 at this station!

An image of outside the SOH appears on the monitor. Hunter, Blitz and Exile
all stare at it. A dog bone shaped ship(The Satellite of Love) has crashed
head on with the SOH.

EXILE
What is itski?!

BLITZ
<Pleased>
Looks like a giant dog bone! YUMMY!

EXILE
Don't be a weird boy.

Colleen rushes over to them.

COLLEEN
Someone's coming aboard via the docking hatch!

HUNTER
Let's go!

All four Rovers rush out.

S: Docking bay. a large circular hatch stands in front of the Rovers. Door's
can be heard opening inside the hatch.

HUNTER
Be prepared for anything!

EXILE
Dokie Okie!

Exile's eyes begin glowing bright red. Blitz extends his claws and Colleen
gets into attack posture.

HUNTER
Here it comes.

VOICE
GOOD ONE NELSON! First the Hubble and now a t-bone steak!

VOICE#2
<Confused>
T-bone steak?

VOICE#3
Well maybe if you guys would stop making me loose focus on the road ahead I
wouldn't crash!

The hatch opens and Mike Nelson steps out followed by Crow T. Robot, Tom
Servo, and Gypsy. Exile's eyes return to normal, Blitz's claws retract, and
Colleen and Hunter relax. Mike and the 'bots jump back startled.

MIKE
Road Rovers?!

CROW
Steven Today must be somewhere near.....

TOM
Colleen!

COLLEEN
AWW! Look at the cute wittle Red robot!

MIKE
Ah no, here we go again!

Colleen picks Tom up and begins hugging him. He laughs with joy.

GYPSY
Um, excuse me, but what is this place?

HUNTER
This is the Satellite of Hydrant. May I ask who you are?

MIKE
I'm Michael J. Nelson This gold guy is Crow T. Robot.

CROW
Hi.

MIKE
This is Gypsy.

GYPSY
Salutations!

MIKE
And that red guy is Tom Servo.

TOM
<Pleased>
Ah, Heaven.

HUNTER
What are you doing up here?

MIKE
We're stuck up here in our ship, the Satellite of Love, and are being forced
to watch cheesey movies in a diabolical plot concocted by Dr. Clayton
Forester to take over the world.

EXILE
Funny, thats almostski exactly like our situation, except we're being forced
to watch the movies by Pinky and the Brain.

CROW
You guys got bad movies to? greaaaaat.

Movie Sign lights and alarms begin flashing and blaring.

MIKE
Great. Movie sign....

CROW
What about our ships?

MIKE
Gypsy, go see what you can o about seperating our ships.

HUNTER
Colleen, go see if you can help her.

COLLEEN
But I want to stay with Tom!

TOM
Go, we'll do this later.

Colleen nods and follows Gypsy. Mike and the 'bots and Hunter, Exile, and
Blitz all go towards the theater.

<Show opening door sequence>

Mike, carrying Tom, and Crow run in as fast as they can and sit down in their
usual seats. Hunter, Blitz, and Exile walk in.

Hunter:
Mike, thats my seat!

Mike:
I'm a veteran at this so just find a different seat.

Hunter:
you better watch yourself.

Hunter turns and you see Mike's silhoulette give Hunter the bird. Hunter
clinches his fast. He and Exile sit down to the left of Tom.

Blitz:
Little girlie robot you better get out of my chair.

Crow:
Bite me!

Blitz:
Gladly!

Hunter:
Blitz just come over here and sit down.

Exile:
Yes comrade.

Blitz grumbles something and sits between Tom and Hunter.

Tom:
You sniff me Fido and I'll smack you with a can of Hamdingers.

Exile:
Shut-up, The movie she Beginski.

The movie begins to run again.

EGGMAN
He's found it! He found the place from where destroying the planet is
possible. Let's go Sera!

SERA
(kicking and screming furiously)
No, no! I don't want to be married to you!! No!

EGGMAN
Sit still while I warp!

Crow:
LAUGHING
While he what?

The Egg-O-Matic disappears.

Tails and Knuckles fly in the repaired Tornado, Knuckles standing on top
of its wings as Sonic usually does. Tails has put the navigation device
back together, but now the radar display shows the heads of Sonic and
Metal Sonic, along with their brain waves.

Tom:
Just as I thought nothing.

TAILS
All set! With this we can find Sonic.

KNUCKLES
Tails, do you really trust that device? I mean... Eggman made it, right?

TAILS
It's ok. More important, keep watching for Sonic.

KNUCKLES
All right.

Wide shot of the ice bridges. Metal Sonic smashes a hole in the ground,
freeing the magma underneath. While overlooking his work, he suddenly
notices Sonic approaching.

SONIC
I'm too late! Where's...

Metal Sonic comes out of the ice right underneath Sonic. Both zip away,
taking positions some distance away from each other.

SONIC
(rubbing his nose)
He he he... this will be our final fight! Let's go on until one of us is
defeated, Metalla.

Crow:
Metalla?

METALLA
(rubs his nose in the same fashion)

Mike:
Wup! Nose Candy!

SONIC
(having obviously read Metalla's thoughts)
What? You think there should only be one Sonic?

Hunter:
Or better still,none.

METALLA
(nods)

SONIC
I agree!

Mike:
Kenny should die more often.

Sonic and Metalla fight, until they meet forehead-to-forehead, both
running at top speed and pushing against the other.

SONIC
You might be able to read my thoughts, but I still have a few tricks up my
sleeve. This is crazy!

Exile:
YOU DON'T HAVE ANY SLEEVESKIS!

Both shoot straight upward. At the same moment, Eggman's Egg-O-Matic
comes out of the Warp overhead. Sonic lands on the front part, Metal
Sonic crashes through the Egg-O-Matic's bottom, his head coming out
inside.

Blitz
Leggo my eggo.

EGGMAN
What? You are still alive!?

SERA
(kicking at Metal Sonic's head)
Iiieh! Go away!

Sonic parnces around wildly.

EGGMAN
Oh... you see what Metal Sonic sees! Now's my chance!

Eggman tries to grab the hedgehog, but Sonic zips away and re-appears under
the Egg-O-Matic, holding onto Metal Sonic's legs. Eggman stumbles, which
causes the Egg-O-Matic to tilt to the side. Sera falls out.

SERA
Aaaaaahhh!!!

SONIC
Sera!

Hunter:
What is this?! Land Before Time?!

Sera plummets downward.

SERA
Help me!!

Mike:
(Squeeky high pitched voice)
Help meeeee. Hlp meeeeeeeeee!

EGGMAN
Sera!!

Crow
DUCKIE! PETRIE!

Knuckles glides along close above the ice, and catches Sera in his arms.

KNUCKLES
Oops. That was a close one.

Again Sonic and Mecha Sonic are engaged in a fight.

SONIC
Knuckles!

Mike:
McOrmick?!

TAILS
(voice coming from behind the two)
Sonic!

Tom:
Chief?!

Blitz:
McLoud?!

Everyone looks at Blitz.

Tom:
Your getting better at this.

The Tornado is heading straight into their direction, hitting Meaha Sonic
and separating the two.

EGGMAN
You caught me at the wrong time!

All:
Ewwww!

The front part of the Egg-O-Matic opens, revealing a hare-shaped missile
and a turtle-shaped missile. Eggman then takes aim at Tails' plane.

EGGMAN
Ready, aim, fire Eggman Missiles!

The hare-missile zooms away and hits the plane clear, causing it to explode.
The Turtloid-missile however only 'walks' through the air at an extremely
slow pace.

EGGMAN
Hey, this one is slow. Must be something wrong with the design.

Mike:
Oh thats clever.

Knuckles tries to land on the ice, but it's too slippery.

KNUCKLES
Aahhh!! I can't stop!

Hunter:
I keep eating and eating

Sera gives Knuckles a kiss, and he slumps to the ground.

Crow:
Knuckles and sera, sitting in a tree. F-u-c...

MIKE CLAMPS CROW'S MOUTH SHUT BEFORE HE CAN SAY ANYMORE.

TAILS
Help! Somebody stop me!

Exile:
Why should weski?

SERA
Tee hee hee... I knew I had attraction to men!

CROW COUGHS OUT THE WORDS SPANISH FLY.

Mike
What Crow?

Crow:
Oh, Nothing.

The Egg-O-Matic appears above Sera.

EGGMAN
Sera, you're coming with me!

Tails comes rolling along in a huge snowball.

TAILS
Stop!!

Hunter and Mike
<singing>
In the name of Loooove!

The snowball hits Sera and Knuckles, taking them along until it collides
with a wall of ice. When the snow settles, we see that Tails is clinging
to Sera's breasts.

ALL MAKE WHISTLING AND OTHER TAUNTING NOISES.

KNUCKLES
Tails!!

Crow:
Chief!

Tails realizes to what he is holding onto, and jumps away quickly.

TAILS
(very embarrassed)
Uh... sorry.

Hunter:
Alright Tails! Whooooo!

KNUCKLES
Tails, no matter how much you...

Tom:
(deeply upset)
Mike, I don't no how much more I can take of this......

Knuckles is interrupted by Sonic and Metal Sonic fighting.

Blitz:
Out of our way you dreadlocked fool!

KNUCKLES
Oh, that metal thing!

Tom:
(Deeply upset)
Mike, I'm serious, this movie.... it's so horrible! I..I can't take much
more!

TAILS
Sonic!!

Sonic gets heavily beaten up by Metal Sonic.

SERA
(screaming)
Stop it, Metalla!

Exile:
Who?

Metalla turns his head toward Sera, which gives Sonic the opportunity to
hit him in the back. Both crash into the ground, causing it to crack at
a wide scale.

TAILS
The ice bridge! Knuckles, you gotta stop the magma!

Exile:
How is he suppsoed to do thatski?!

KNUCKLES
(hesitating)
M... Me?

SERA
(to Knuckles)
Of course. You're a MAN, right?

Mike;
Oh please don't make him prove it.

Sera kisses Knuckles on the cheek, his eyes grow wide.

Hunter:
(worried)
Please don't pan down.....

KNUCKLES
(saluting)
At your service!

Knuckles speeds up to the bridge and digs several holes into the ice that
allows the magma to flow off.

TAILS and SERA
Hooray. He did it!

Tom:
(crying)
I thought I had seen it all, but then this came along...

KNUCKLES
(prancing wildly)
Aaah! My hat is on fire!

Sonic appears in the distance, but is so exhausted from the battle with
Metal Sonic that he can't keep on his feet. Metal Sonic gives him a kick,
sending the hedgehog sliding over the ice straight toward Tails and Sera.
Metalla grabs Sonic by the throat and tries to strangle him.

SERA
Sonic...

Sera starts hitting the robot, but without any effect.

SERA
How can you be a copy of Sonic? You're so bad!

Tom:
(Crying. Unable to take anymore)
That did it! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!

TOM'S HEAD EXPLODES. SMOKE SPREADS ACROSS THE LOWER PORTION OF THE THEATER.
MIKE AND THE ROVERS BEGIN COUGHING AS THE SMOKE DISAPEARS. TOM STOPS MOVING
AND FALLS OUT OF HIS SEAT. THE ROVERS LOOK AT MIKE. MIKE SHRUGS HIS SHOULDERS.

Mike:
I guess I better fix him. Be right back.

MIKE REACHES DOWN AND PICKS UP TOM. HE THEN LEAVES THE THEATER.

TAILS
Oh yeah!

Tails starts fiddling with the controls of his wrist device like mad,
trying to adjust it to Metal Sonic's brainwaves.

SERA
(still punching away at Metal Sonic)
Let go! If you kill Sonic, I have to marry Eggman!

Crow
Who is this eggman?

Exile;
Long storyski.

Tails' wrist device emits a ringing sound.

TAILS
I got it!

Metal Sonic lets go of Sonic and starts emitting sparks, unable to control
himself.

TAILS
NOW, SONIC!

With his last bit of strength, Sonic goes into a Spin Attack and sends
Metal Sonic flying away into the distance.

SERA
Sonic!

Exile:
McLoud!

SONIC
(barely able to speak)
Thanks, Tails.

A ship flies past overhead and crashes into the ice bridge.

SONIC
Who?

MIKE WALKS BACK IN CARRYING A REPAIRED TOM SERVO. HE SETS TOM DOWN IN HIS
SEAT AND THEN SITS DOWN HIMSELF.

Hunter:
Feeling better?

Tom:
(little upset)
*sniff* kinda...

MIKE PATS TOM ON THE HEAD.

TAILS
It doesn't look like Eggman's.

SERA
That's daddy's ship!

Inside the ship we see the president and Ojisan. They try to open the
cockpit, but it seems to be stuck.

SONIC
He can't get it open!

TAILS
The magma will make it explode!

All:
YAY!

SONIC
Sera, get Knuckles.
(to Tails)
Let's go!

The ship starts burning.

SERA
DADDY!!

Mike:
Does it ever end......

Tails flies Sonic toward the ship, but suddenly Metal Sonic smashes into
them, making both fall to the ground again.

Hunter:
Ouch, must have forgotten his fries.

TAILS
Sonic!

SONIC
(angry)
You still haven't got enough, Metalla?

Tails gets ready to use his wrist device again.

TAILS
Sonic, I'll handle him. You go and save the president..

Exile:
Tails' funeral will be held this Saturdayski at 4 pm.

The wrist device is blasted to bits by a well-aimed shot from Eggman,
hovering behind them in his Egg-O-Matic.

SONIC
Eggman!

EGGMAN
A device that overloads Metal's circuits. Very impressive, Tails. Metal!
Take care of Sonic, NOW!

Again Sonic and Metal Sonic fight. Knuckles sticks his head out of the
ground to see what's going on and Sonic accidentally steps on it, causing
a large swelling.

Tom:
(impersonating Ed Grimmly)
Ooo, thats a pain thats gonna linger.

Knuckles tries to break open the cockpit and free the president and Ojisan.

TAILS
Hurry! Hurry!

Mike:
(Impersonating guy from "Space Mutiny"
Come on MOVE MOVE MOVE MOVE!

KNUCKLES
I heard you!

Sonic manages to make Metal Sonic collide with the class of the cockpit,
which finally shatters. A few seconds later, the ship explodes.

SERA
DADDY!

SONIC
President!

Blitz:
Harcastle!

Metal Sonic appears in the smoke, carrying the president and Ojisan.

TAILS
Sonic!

Mike
ANNOYED
Enough with the names!!!!

KNUCKLES
Are you okay, Sonic?

SONIC
(looking upward)
Metalla...!

Metalla drops the president and Ojisan. Then a large piece of the
exploded ship hits the robot and he falls down into the crater with the
magma. Sonic jumps after him.

TAILS
Sonic, stop! Sonic!!

The heat prevents Sonic to reach Metal Sonic. The robot slowly crawls
upward, toward Sonic's outstretched hand.

SONIC
Only a little more!

Knuckles grabs Sonic from behind, trying to pull him away.

KNUCKLES
No, Sonic! He's only trying to trick you!

Tom:
Sure, listen to the person who was your enemy in every game he appeared in.

Sonic refuses to listen. But when Metalla is just close enough to grab
Sonic's hand, the robot slaps it away. Sonic is shocked.

METALLA
Sonic is... only one.

Metal Sonic slowly dissolves in the magma.

Mike:
(impersonating Science guy from beginning of "Mole People")
He's going down, down, down....

Crow and Tom:
MIKE!

Mike:
Sorry.

SONIC
(desperate)
Metalla!

Hunter:
Wait, I think he's referring to Mecha Sonic.

Tom:
Oh.

KNUCKLES
No, Sonic!

SONIC
METALLA!!!

Sonic, Tails, Knuckles, Ojisan, the president and Sera stand on an ice
cliff overlooking the damage done by the magma.

SERA
C'mon, you aren't acting very Sonic-like.

Crow
Thats a word?

TAILS
Yeah. Sonic, you saved the world!

All:
YAY! Movie's over!

Eggman appears in his Egg-O-Matic, showing a CD.

EGGMAN
He he he... you fools! I have Sonic's data right here! Next time I'll
create a Metal Sonic that doesn't have Sonic's heart and...

Mike:
Wait, Metal Head had a heart?

Hunter:
Yeah. That's why he didn't let Sonic kill himself trying to rescue him from
the lava.

Crow:
I thought he did that to get out of the movie?

Hunter:
That too.

Unnoticed by Eggman, the Turtloid-missile he fired earlier is approaching
him and snatches the CD.

Hunter:
Yet another unexpected twist...

Mike:
Not really, we've come to expect stupid things accuring that causes the movie
to run longer.

EGGMAN
Hey, that's mine-- aaaah!

Blitz:
ooo, guess that tofu burger came back to haunt him.

The turtloid-missile explodes, destroying the CD. Everyone laughs.

Exile:
(Sarcastic)
Ha...ha...ha

PRESIDENT
It's over.

Mike:
(impersonating narrator from "Monty Python: Quest for the Holy Grail")
And there was much rejoicing.

All:
(Impersonating crowd from "Monty Python: Quest for the Holy Grail")
yaaaay.

KNUCKLES
Not quite!

All:
BOOOO!

Knuckles walks over to Sonic and hits him on the head.

Blitz:
(Impersonating Knuckles)
Thats for only putting me in 2 games!

SONIC
What was that for?

KNUCKLES
Try to catch me, Sonic.

Tom:
What the hell?!

Knuckles sticks out his tongue and runs off.

SONIC
Wait up, Knuckles!

Sonic runs after Knuckles.

TAILS
Sonic, wait for me!

Tails flies after the two.

SONIC
Why'd you hit me?

Exile:
Because you were thereski.

KNUCKLES
You stepped on my head!

SONIC
I don't remember that!

Hunter:
Of course not, you have the mental capacity of a peanut!

EGGMAN
Wait! Let me get that data again!

Exile:
Hunter, can we go nowski?

Hunter:
Not now, it's getting good!

Eggman is about to follow Sonic, but Sera, the president and Ojisan jump
to him into the Egg-O-Matic.

SERA
Quick Eggman, follow Sonic!

Tom:
Mike, I think we should get going. 

Crow:
Yeah, let's leave.

The Egg-O-Matic appears behind Sonic, and Sera, Eggman and the president
all try to get a hold of him. Sonic thinks that now is a good time to
take his leave.

Mike:
Well ok. If thats what you guys want.

Blitz:
Wait! I'll come with you!

Exile:
Yay, me tooski!

SONIC
I'll go ahead, Knuckles.

EVERYONE GETS UP AND LEAVES, EXCEPT FOR HUNTER.

Sonic speeds off.

KNUCKLES
Sonic, wait up!

Hunter:
(Shouting)
You don't know what your missing!

ENDING THEME: Look-Alike

On a sunday, riding my bike
I notice, I notice different things that look alike

Hunter:
Really?

On a Sunday, riding my bike
I notice, I notice many many things that look alike

I thaw water staking cow
Autumn lived here one last year
Sparkling turn, raining cloud
A, B, C, D

Hunter:
Uuuuuuuuuuuh........

Tuesday, Wednesday, so is Friday
How 'bout moon then, headlights?
What I say and what I think
A-B-C-D-E-F...

Hunter:
Okay....sorta....

'cause you're on the go ('cause you're on the go)
I was born (I was Born)
In the memorize (in the memorize)
By the flat on...Neh?

Hunter:
(impersonating knights from "Monty Python: Quest for the Holy Grail")
NEE! NEE!

On this planet, drinking my coffee
I notice, I notice different things that are alike
On this planet, drinking my coffee
I notice, I notice different things that look alike

Hunter:
ANNOYED
What the hell was that?!

HUNTER LEAVES THE THEATRE SHAKING HIS HEAD.

<Show closing door sequence>

Setting: Acme Labs. Brain is doing some calculations on a chalk board. 

Brain
YEES! By my calculation sHutner should now be nothing more than a quivering
mound of fur!

Brain activates his video monitor. An image of the SOH's main room appears on
the monitor. He is shocked to see a party going on. Hunter and Mike are
playing Duke3D against each other, Exile is dressed up like Tails and is
pretending to fly a biplane, Blitz and Crow watch in horror as Colleen and
Tom make "smoochie" faces at each other. Music plays in the background.

Hunter
Quivering mound of dog fur? Mike, do I look like a quivering mound of dog fur?

Mike
Well, come to think of it, you....

Hunter
See? Besides, we're throwing a heck of a party up here!

Brain turns toward the wall and begins banging his head against it repeatidly.
Pinky dances in the background.

Colleen
Oooo, isn't the wittle wobot cute!

Tom
(Embarrassed)
Awww, shucks....

Blitz and Crow
(to Tom)
Don't be a weird boy!

Exile
That's my lineski!

The party goes on as Brain continues to bash his head against the wall.

THE END

STINGER:
Scene with Knuckles stepping in the glue.

KNUCKLES
S**T!
