| Modest but flattering straight/square neckline, covering or right below the clavicle.
| Plunging scoop-or-V neck with lots 'o cleavage
| Cotton knit, linen, shantung, a low sheen satin
| Vinyl, rubber, spandex, denim
| A clean, slim A-line or sack-style shape.
| Second-skin tightness with a tacky 'ol panty line
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| If you are into a retro look, a knitwear top with cap sleeves, if you're into a more
90's-creeper-and-kilt look, a girl-sized tee or a polo.
| Your boyfriend's XL tee-shirt over a skirt (don't laugh, I've seen it happen ).
| A 36" Fred Perry sweater or Ben Sherman Oxford, clean and pressed.
| A hand-me-down Fred so dryer faded that you can't tell if it's pink or red, in a size 48".
| A solid or gingham check button-down shirt.
| halter tops, midriff tops, tube tops, a tacky tangle of spaghetti straps and bra straps.
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| A lean, slim skirt that ends an inch or two above or below
the knee.
| Short, short, or tight, tight skirts.
| A two-or-three inch slit to the side (for easier walking).
| A five-or-six inch slit to the side, or a four-inch slit on
a twelve inch skirt (aye carumba!).
| A grey or black skirt in wool felt.
| A red skirt in leather or crushed velvet.
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| A delicate, slender-heeled mule with a touch of movie-star glamour.
| Your mom's cracked white polyeurathane pumps you dug out of a cardboard box
in the garage.
| A sturdy wingtip, maybe in patent leather.
| Big, fat ornamental goldtone buckles.
| A chunky-heeled maryjane or a wedge.
| Platform Spice Girl-esque shoes, shoes spackled with sequins.
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