The best reasons to own a Land Rover

Don't ask me...I own 2 Series II's ...and have no idea why...Hang on! ...I've got it!...I own Landrovers because...um...er...I'll get back to you ...

Scotty...

  1. You can open a beer with the mounting of the grill
  2. You can always find the way home because of the oil drops on the street.
  3. To Hear the GROWL of a V8 and get people to look round thinking its a TVR
  4. The word 'Landrover' says it all when you are late again
  5. It contains 100 percent user serviceable parts! 
  6. Because I got my toy train and my mecano set too late in life
  7. You are never bored
  8. Whenever you are feeling lonely you always have your Land Rover.
  9. Because even after it breaks down it will still get you there.
  10. I love checking the petrol and filling up the oil
  11. As The Beatles sings: "BECAUSE"
  12. Because, for all right-thinking people (engineers), function triumphs over form : Land Rover says it all.
  13. Like your wife... your Rover will be with you for life...
  14. Your girlfriend will know that you have no time for another girl.
  15. You know when you start but you don't know when you arrive.
  16. It's a great place to invest all of that discretionary income
  17. It will still run a thousand miles with nothing than sawdust in the gearbox
  18. Is there something else?
  19. In a Land Rover, the other vehicle is your crumple zone 
  20. There is not reason, only feelings
  21. As with any English car, you don't have to explain why your fingernails are always dirty!
  22. It runs on nearly 2.5 Cylinders through Scotland AND back to Europe, not fast but it runs
  23. The smell of diesel hides that of the oil leaks
  24. The mother in law never asks for a ride to the mall (she can't climb that high)
  25. At least there is something good parked in the street
  26. Good question, could somebody describe me how it feels to be in love???
  27. Unlike a Porsche, you can drive it to it's limits and never get a ticket!
  28. It generates a lot of jobs (mechanics)
  29. Why spend Ģ20,000 on the newest sport utility today when you can spend this much on a Series IIA over 20 years
  30. Why save money when you can spend it for a Land Rover
  31. What other vehicle looks better with at lest some body damage?
  32. Because I am allowed
  33. Unlike other cars, dirt only makes it LOOK BETTER
  34. Why cut the lawn when you could kill it with a collection of derelict Land Rovers
  35. because your father tellīs you not, your mother tellīs you not, your girlfriend tellīs you not... but ...!
  36. The neighbors can hear you coming and know to get out the way.
  37. If you want respect don't drive a sports car drive a Landy
  38. Series IIIs are great for ramming Minis off the road!
  39. It's one of those pesky things you have to rescue frequently
  40. The only bad thing about driving Series Rovers is everyone tells your wife where they saw it
  41. Because Every Drive Is An Adventure (whether you'll get there or not)
  42. My kids love it they call it the boom chook chook mobile. The keys are always in the ignition and no-one has taken it !
  43. the oil industries loves him
  44. because if your father or mother is talking about you and your car: start the engine and you don't hear anything...
  45. It is a great practical joke for a fine hotel's parking boy
  46. Ever seen an unhappy LR enthusiast?
  47. With Lucas (The Prince of Darkness) you pretty soon qualify as an electrician
  48. Shoot a couple of holes to it and claim to be a veteran (pick your favorite war). Everybody believes you!
  49. Its easier than burning money
  50. Some people need VIAGRA, other LAND-ROVER
  51. Sometimes I don't understand women, but I always understand my Landy...
  52. It's always good to have a friend, who brings you all-trough...
  53. I love pulling Land-cruisers when they are stuck again, and then their faces when I make it where they failed
  54. A man only needs one thing, the best 4x4 made by Solihull
  55. Because the Series LR's are 100% BMW-parts free
  56. Dear Land Rover... You and I are getting divorced.... FROM THE WIFE!!!
  57. Land Rovers were BORN, not MADE
  58. Do we really need reasons?
  59. Land Rovers are better than sex! (there a great ride and they don't moan afterwards).
  60. You can always find it in the car park
  61. You teach other road users patience
  62. A Land Rover doesn't leak oil, it marks it's territory
  63. It's nice too look down upon most other road users, esp. young women in opentop sport cars!!!
  64. You can always find your land rover on a huge parking place in front of a mall
  65. You get to know a lot of people when they help you push
  66. When standing or driving behind a Landrover, you will have every day a full sun eclipse!
  67. You don't need a joint: enjoy the exhaust and be happy ...
  68. It doesn't matter if another car is on your reserved parking place: just drive on it ...
  69. It's funny that we're always the leading part of the convoy on the motorway
  70. If it ain't broke DON'T fix it !!!
  71. If it's not leaking, it's empty
  72. If your Land Rover starts running exceptionally well, expect something expensive to break.
  73. How do i get my wife to agree to purchasing a Land Rover? YOU DON'T. Just buy it, get divorced, and then convince the judge to award you alimony to help support your "BABY".
  74. JEEP is famous, LAND ROVER is legendary.

 

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