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SMILE
A Curve that can set a lot of things straight.
RUMOUR
News that travels at the speed of sound.
DICTIONARY
The only place where divorce comes before marriage.
COLLEGE
A place where some pursue learning and others learn pursuing.
ECSTASY
A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling you have never felt before.
OFFICE
A place where you can relax after your strenuous homelife.
YAWN
The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.
ETC.
A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.
COMMITTEE
Where individuals who can do nothing individually sit to decide that nothing can be done together too.
CLASSIC
A book which people praise, but do not read.
MARRIAGE
It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor's degree and woman gains her master's.
WORRY
Interest paid on trouble before it falls due.
EXPERIENCE
The name men give to their mistakes.
TEARS
The hydraulic force by which masculine power is defeated by feminine power.
ATOM BOMB
An invention to end all inventions.
PHILOSOPHER
A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead.
DIPLOMAT
A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.
OPTIMIST
A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river
PESSIMIST
A person who says that O is the last letter in ZERO, instead of the first letter in the word OPPORTUNITY.
MISER
A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.
FATHER
Banker provided by nature.
CRIMINAL
A guy no different from the rest... except that he got caught.
BOSS
Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.
POLITICIAN
One who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence after.
DOCTOR
A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with his bills.
AIDS
Superconductor(No Resistance!!)
BREAK - INSPECTOR
Rajdeep Sardesai!!
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