The Wristbuilder Museum "No Sweat, No Threat" |
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Wristbuilder Type |
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Caveman - The Club |
Useful for conquering the opposite sex. No interest in aerobic activity, but the larger the club, the higher in pecking order. |
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Viking - Oars & Swords |
Big and tough men, the vikings could devour a large ham hock with one hand while fending off the king's soldiers… |
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Viking Wife - Rolling Pin |
She could knock a cow off its feet, and put Hagar in his place. No one messes with Helga. |
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Blacksmith - Hammer |
In Camelot, the blacksmith could arm wrestle anyone, but sitting on that tiny stool in the stable left a lot to be desired…. |
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American Indian - Tomahawk |
The tomahawk was lighter weight, but swung with tempo, while running like deer through the woods, could string an arrow in a second. In a word, sinewy. |
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Snake Oil |
When rubbed into the skin, builds strong muscles, eliminates wrinkles, good health without effort. If you buy this, the Golden Gate Bridge is going on the market next month….. :---) |
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Canadian Lumberjack |
Swinging the axe and cutting his way through the forest, he was epitomized by Paul Bunyan and his blue ox… Not a runner. |
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Businessman - Briefcase and Steering Wheel |
Without lifting overhead, no aerobic training, and complete lack of fitness training, developed the cocktail arm and over-sized girth - smoking and drinking led to pre-mature demise… |
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Exercise Equipment |
All kinds of weight systems, rowing machines, treadmills, steppers, Nordic track, and hand gadgetry. Works IF you have a lot of time on your hands, and you are meticulous/diligent. |
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Heavyhanders |
Created by Leonard Schwartz, handweights with excellent grip and inter-changeable weights, in conjunction with walking and running, provided panaerobic total fitness strategy. |
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Elegant design, extraordinary grip, variety of weights, enormous flexibility and promotion opportunities, for use with Heart Rate Monitor and "Heavyhands Walking Guide" |
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Salty Eagle :---) |
Keep a record of your key stats, just a sheet of paper, by date, of key health factors - Go for Six-Sigma Level :---) |
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