YOU HAD TO ASK.....

"We fall back into fields of rape...." Fond memories of clubbing in the urban jungle, or  the Gothscene in deepest darkest Southern Africa.
According to Mick Mercer him of Hexfiles notoriety, South Africa's Goth scene merits just 11 whole lines, it  has one representative band called The Wake, which does not rate highly on his shit-hot-o'metre,and most SA goths are positively overcome when Depeche Mode is played on the  dancefloor. All hail the almighty Mercer he's obviously in the know, right?
Well for the most part he is correct as regards current SA Goth Music. Its decline and fall is indicative of the entire alternative music scene over here which has always delivered slim pickings to their largely  indifferent followings. On the other hand we SA goffs  do know a thing or two about good import music and would not patronize any club that played " Depeche Mode" so shove that one up yer jumper Mick.
From about the mid Eighties there have  been a few memorable South African bands and some that like the Damned would just not lie down and bloody die. Bands with names like Alice Strange( "SISTERS OF MERCY RULE"), Attic Muse( Fronted by Saffron ,a short-lived but successful Siouxsie Clone), Black Day (A very dark synthesiser experience cross between Joy Division and Depache Mode), Cats Cradle "Iggy and the Stooges" meet" Akbar and Jeff") ,Celtic Rumours( Nephalimlike with added flour), The Gathering ( Mission Men),  King Ink( Stunning vocals very " And Also The Trees" sound, although they swore blind they'd never heard them) , No Friends Of Harry( No bloody friends at all we hope,This is the archetypal SA Goth Band with a Culty sort've sound, they've been around for ever and still going strong, undead undead undead ), Not Even The TV ( Very "Swans" sounding about the only SA  goff band that I know of to ever have been played by John Peel) Penguins in Bondage( Gothic punkers w ith emphasis on the "P"), Petit Cheval( Pretty boys influenced by Adam Ant and Cabaret Voltaire), The Psycho Reptiles  (Boing Boing Black clad Psycho billys now living in Devon, UK) ,The Dolly Rockers ( House Of Love has a teaparty with invisble cookies and invites JAMC) to name the few that survived until the vynil/CD  release, this in itself a major thing as local record companied exist to produce pap pop and sod all else. Recently there has been an increase  in  local Industrial type groups like Live Jimi Presley (Trainspotters to a man), Albino Tarbugz( the Sonic youth influence is strong with  this one) ,The Mud Ensemble (Sound like Einsturzende Neubauten beating Diamanda to death live on stage )  and Battery Nege ( This should be our finest Indy export ; wicked washing machine beats and hard attack lyrics.)

The history of our Gothic Club Scene is a brief and bloody one, Arising from the ashes of the Punk rock and new Romantic Movement, it grew rapidly echoing the growth and enthusiasm of its British counterpart. This is due partly to the large influx of British Middleclasser types and their rebellious offspring in the early to mid Eighties.Alternative clubs rose and fell in all mojor centres in South africa. However the scene was never really big enough to support the Goth fraternity alone and thus clubs catered to various subcultures including Punks, Skins, Cybers, Ravers and even Metalheads on occasion.
In Johannesburg clubs passed like phantoms in the night Most Notorious being the last two great clubs namely Alcatraz and Sub-Zero. Alcatraz was started by Roland Reicher, Goth band promoter, uncut diamond dealer and scoundrel of note. During his reign as club owner, Alcatraz became notorious for being  a den of iniquity.
This mostly meant Goths flopping about to Sisters looking depressed on too many ciders and too few drugs. Dungeonlike t'was decorated with more badly welded scrap iron than was neccesarily good for it and being  situated beneath a used car dealership kept patrons  out of sight of the forces of law and order and other parental figures.
However virginities were lost, overdoses experienced and Skinheads thumped with surprising regularity by the club's overzealous bouncers. This enthusiam spilled into bloodshed and attempted murder charges were layed when one fateful evening a gang of around twenty skins was repelled at the door with excessive force. Following the funeral and subsequent court case Alcatraz changed its name to something a bit more reassuring, namely Alice-D. Things went from bad to worse with reprisal raids by irate skinheads and increase in interest by "The Authorities", well with a name like that what can you expect? In its final death throws Alice became Club Whiplash a sortve fetish/goth affair that basically died afore it was born ."No loss" we cried as we were seduced by the lure of techno, trance and "E".
We were jerked back to our senses with the advent of Sub-Zero in 1995, the club to end all clubs, the first SA goth/ industrial  club to have theme nights, a dress code, video walls and the  freshest  import music. This may seem all verra bland to you London clubber vamps but to us  t'was a fresh breeze  amidst the dross. It had a shop inside the club that flogged t-shirts, posters, Import Cd's and rubber wear, if only it did take-out , we would never have had to leave the club ever.It also brought us a Skin-Two fashion show which changed our up until then limited ideas on gothic fashion and sexuality.
Unfortunately it ws still situated slap bang in the heart of darkness. Johannesburg by night is not exactly safe, we hold the highest murder statistics in the world. Where else outside of maybe Texas would one see Goths checking their firearms in at the club entrance, on an average Saturday night the club's safe would have anything upwards of 50 handguns in it. With so much firepower on hand the inevitable had to occur, an attempted mugging outside the club went sour, the aftermath causing bad press and bad feelings. Lee , Sub's owner decided to call it a day and closed the club down.What wailing and gnashing of tooths was heard throughout the land as gothoids despaired more than they usually did and miseribly reached for razorblades and sleeping pills in earnest. This partial  state of entropy could have remained had not a contingent calling itself the Gothic Order actually decided to pull finger and start a club of their own. The club when it gets going, should comprise two dance floors, one gothic and the other Industrial. Gothic Order maintains a website of current and up and coming events as well as sending out newsletters and producing a ‘Zine called Absinthe, check out their website for further info back on my main page.
I hope this has  dispelled some of the notions you might have had regarding the SA goth scene, if not why not come over and have a look for yourselves, just wear anything in black and kevlar and you should have no worries.
The Weather in Hell