Brian Szymanski
"I am the lemon mirangue in your apple pie"

Some things I have done:
(kind of chronologically)

  • I wrote a website that was seleted as MEDIOCRE SITE OF THE DAY, May 24th 1996!
  • I scammed some early internet advertisers into paying me for websites filled with naughty words but no porno on them
  • I invented, owned and operated bracing.com, a website company that more or less broke even
  • I almost got my private pilot license, but ran out of money after 36 out of 40 hours (contributions gladly accepted)
  • I graduated high school.
  • I decided to go to cornell university
  • I had a hell of a lot of panic attacks
  • I've been considering a new net-uploading CD-R burning business, but I'm waiting for a computer and my grades to come up
  • some other stuff too.

    visitors
    people are now alive in the world. A few of them have visited my site.
    If you must know, really visited my site.

    bks10@cornell.edu