Queen Of My Double Wide Trailer -------------------------------------------------- Well I met her out at Murphy's restaurant She said she was fresh from the farm And I remember thinkin' for a country girl That she went pretty well armed We sat there talkin' by the lobster tank I ordered her a slow gin fizz And when them chicken fried steaks arrived She said I like living like this So I made her the queen of my double wide trailer With the polyester curtains and the redwood deck Times she's run off and I've got to trail her Dang her black heart and her pretty red neck Well a few nights later I run into her With some stranger on a park bench She said he rebuilds engines and his name is Earl He's the Charlie Daniels of the torque wrench I whispered honey let's just go on home And have some onion rings and watch TV And as I walked her to the truck Earl was cryin' don't you leave me I told him This is the queen of my double wide trailer With the polyester curtains and the redwood deck Sometimes shes runs and I've got to trail her Dang her black heart and her pretty red neck I said this is the queen of my double wide trailer With the polyester curtains and the redwood deck Sometimes she runs and I've got to trail her Dang her black heart and her pretty red neck I said this is the queen of my double wide trailer With the polyester curtains and the redwood deck Sometimes she runs and I've got to trail her Dang her black heart and her pretty red neck She's the Queen She's the Queen She Don't Know She's Beautiful --------------------------------------------- We go out to a party somewhere The moment we walk in the door People stop and everybody stares She don't know what they're staring for She don't know she's beautiful (never crossed her mind) She don't know she's beautiful (no she's not that kind) She don't know she's beautiful Though time and time I've told her so There she goes just walking down the street And someone lets a whistle out A girl like her she just can't see What the fuss is all about And she don't know she's beautiful (never crossed her mind) She don't know she's beautiful (no she's not that kind) She don't know she's beautiful Though time and time I've told her so Morning comes and her hair's all a mess That's when she thinks she looks her worst It's times like this she don't know why I can't take my eyes off her 'Cause she don't know she's beautiful (never crossed her mind) She don't know she's beautiful (no she's not that kind) She don't know she's beautiful Though time and time I've told her She don't know she's beautiful (never crossed her mind) She don't know she's beautiful (no she's not that kind) She don't know she's beautiful Though time and time I've told her She don't know she's beautiful (never crossed her mind) She don't know she's beautiful (no she's not that kind) She don't know she's beautiful Though time and time I've told her so I Can't Reach Her Anymore ----------------------------------------- She still answers whenever I call We talk about work and the weather and all If I mention the past or maybe coming back home It ain't long till I hear that old cold dial tone I still got her number but I can't reach her anymore I can't reach out and touch her heart the way I did before She don't have much to talk about Since my feet did the walking out If she could only see them walk the floor I still got her number but I can't reach her anymore She says her job is hectic but it's beautiful outside She might call in sick tomorrow and just take a drive I said I'd really love to see you can I meet you somewhere And then the conversation fades and long distance fills the air I still got her number but I can't reach her anymore I can't reach out and touch her heart the way I did before She don't have much to talk about Since my feet did the walking out If she could only see them walk the floor I still got her number but I can't reach her I still got her number but I can't reach her anymore I can't reach out and touch her heart the way I did before She don't have much to talk about Since my feet did the walking out If she could only see them walk the floor I still got her number but I can't reach her anymore Haunted Heart ------------------------- Go down the road called Yesterday Take a left on a Lost Highway And make a right on Memory Lane Drive until you feel the pain And at the river of tears take one last turn And cross the bridge that just won't burn A run down house is love's graveyard That's where you'll find my haunted heart Well my haunted heart can't rest in peace It's buried with her memory And it's a living hell here after dark All alone with a haunted heart Late at night a slamming door Shadows move across the floor Footsteps fall on silent stairs I hear her call but no one's there Her photograph hangs by the bed A grim reminder love is dead A love I killed just won't depart It's living in my haunted heart Well my haunted heart can't rest in peace It's buried with her memory And it's a living hell here after dark All alone with a haunted heart I said I'm all alone with a haunted heart Third Rate Romance --------------------------------- Sittin' in a tiny table in a ritzy restaurant She was starin' at her coffee cup He was tryin' to keep his courage up By applyin' booze And talk was small when they talked at all They both knew what they wanted There was no need to talk about it They were old enough to scope it out And keep it loose She said, "You don't look like my type But I guess you'll do" Third rate romance Low rent rendezvous And he said, "I'll even tell you that I love you If you want me to" Third rate romance Low rent rendezvous When they left the bar They got in his car And they drove away He drove to the family inn She didn't even have to pretend She didn't know what for And he went to the desk And made his request While she waited outside Then he came back with the key She said, "Give it to me And I'll unlock the door" She kept saying "I've never really done this kind of thing before, have you" Third rate romance Low rent rendezvous And he said, "Yes I have But only a time or two" Third rate romance Low rent redezvous Third rate romance Low rent rendezvous Third rate romance Low rent rendezvous National Working Woman's Holiday ---------------------------------------------------- They oughta' run your picture in a magazine 'Cause you're the hardest working woman I've ever seen If we weren't sinkin' in a river of debt I'd say, "Quit that job and let 'em do it theirself" I know we're depending on every dime But I'm tired of you working that overtime I'm gonna tell somebody There ought to be a law against working that way Tell 'em you're taking off this Friday For the National Working Woman's Holiday Honey I can tell you're feeling the strain You deserve a break from that ball and chain If the union won't say it, then it's up to me They're just taking advantage of your loyalty Everybody likes a little time and a half But we both know you're worth more than that I'm gonna tell somebody There ought to be a law against working that way Tell 'em you're taking off this Friday For the National Working Woman's Holiday I'll call in sick And I'll be telling the truth 'Cause I'm sick and tired Of how they're treating you I'm gonna tell somebody There ought to be a law against working that way Tell 'em you're taking off this Friday For the National Working Woman's Holiday I'm gonna tell somebody There ought to be a law against working that way Tell 'em you're taking off this Friday For the National Working Woman's Holiday Vidalia ------------- Ain't nothing so precious as a first born child What to call their little angel They wondered for awhile Your dear mama Violet And your proud daddy Dale I know when they named ya They surely meant well, but... Vidalia, Vidalia Girl won't you tell me why Sweet Vadalia You always gotta make me cry I never paid no attention to a girl before Till the day I saw you standin' In the Sunday school door One boy sorta snickered when the roll was read Till you laid the word of God Up 'side of his head Vidalia, Vidalia Girl won't you tell me why Sweet Vadalia You always gotta make me cry When I try to get too close Seems like we've always been almost Just one step or two away from true love Well I love the way you walk, I love the way you kiss I love to get away with you alone like this If I could mention just one little thing Vidalia would ya stop livin' up to your name Vidalia, Vidalia Girl won't you tell me why Sweet Vadalia You always gotta make me cry Vidalia Girl won't you tell me why Sweet Vadalia You always gotta make me cry You always gotta make me cry You always gotta make me cry You always gotta make me cry Meant To Be --------------------- Well first I missed my plane So I wound up on your flight Then we got stuck in Dallas-Ft. Worth Half the night And the only vacant seat You could find at gate twenty-nine Was one next to mine Call it fate Destiny Call it luck you ended up with me But some things are meant to be Coincidence Circumstance Or something bigger that's just out of our hands Oh some things are meant to be You said Atlanta was your home Well I happened to live there too I'd just broken up with someone and so had you And when you said for everyone There is someone they're meant to find I knew I'd found mine Call it fate Destiny Call it luck you ended up with me But some things are meant to be Coincidence Circumstance Or something bigger that's just out of our hands Oh some things are meant to be Coincidence Circumstance Or something bigger that's just out of our hands Oh some things are meant to be Baby some things are meant to be Fit To Be Tied Down --------------------------------- This ain't hoops, this ain't hopscotch And this ain't dodge ball in the sandlot And this ain't cards It's our hearts we're dealing with now No more games for me girl I'm fit to be tied down I've lost at love, got some bruises But the heart that don't give up Never really loses Since I met you It don't make sense to keep on playing around Anyone can see you've got me Fit to be tied down Tie me down, wrap me up in forever I've found something sweet in surrendering now Take me off this merry go round Going round in circles has got me nowhere But a love like yours is really so rare And I'm amazed at the treasure I've finally found I'm on bended knee 'Cause I'm fit to be tied down Tie me down, wrap me up in forever I've found something sweet in surrendering now Take me off this merry go round This ain't hoops, this ain't hopscotch And this ain't dodge ball in the sandlot And this ain't cards It's our hearts we're dealing with now No more games for me girl I'm fit to be tied down No more games for me girl I'm fit to be tied down Politics, Religion And Her --------------------------------------- Hey ole buddy, how you been Not much has changed here on my end No I don't think she's comin' back We better not get into that Let's talk about baseball Talk a little small talk There's gotta be a good joke That you've heard Let's talk about NASCARs Old Hollywood movie stars Let's talk about anything Anything in this world But politics, religion and her Politics can start a fight Religion's hard to know who's right And one more topic I won't touch That one's her -- it hurts too much Let's talk about baseball Talk a little small talk There's gotta be a good joke That you've heard Let's talk about NASCARs Old Hollywood movie stars Let's talk about anything Anything in this world But politics, religion and her Let's talk about NASCARs Old Hollywood movie stars Let's talk about anything Anything in this world But politics, religion and her But politics, religion and her I Saw You Today ----------------------------- Despite all the distance and time And the changes that I have gone through You never strayed far from my mind And I never stop hoping once more I'll see you Then I saw you today In the backyard at play Baby blue eyes, blond hair in the wind She's you all over again Although you went away I saw you today I used to wish on a star And I used to send up a prayer To Heaven where I know you are That some day I'd see you up there or somewhere Then I saw you today In the backyard at play Baby-blue eyes, blond hair in the wind She's you all over again Although you went away I saw you I saw you today Here She Comes ---------------------------- Here she comes boy, the one I've been talkin' about The one I just can't live without Here she comes boy Her warm kisses they linger in my mind I think of them all the time Her warm kisses Well everyone can see that we used to be A picture made so perfectly Now they don't see the ring And all the things I did for her to be free Well my mistake was thinkin' she'd be her forever And she wouldn't leave me no never Yeah my mistake was Well everyone can see that we used to be A picture made so perfectly Now they don't see the ring And all the things I did for her to be free Well there she goes boy walkin' with a new one beside her I guess I'll have to live without her 'Cause there she goes boy I guess I'll have to live without her 'Cause there she goes boy One Day Left To Live ---------------------------------- I rolled out of bed grabbed a cup of caffeine this morning Walked out the door didn't even kiss you goodbye Hurrying to work, a car pulled out no warnin' In an instant it all flashed before my eyes And I'm gonna live the rest of my life Like I got one day left to live One night left to love you Startin' right now I'm startin' all over Doin' what I should do Should this be my last, or I've got a hundred years From this day on I'm gonna live my life Like I got one day left to live What a close call Could of been all she wrote me Think I'll turn this car around and head back home There's a reason to be learned in this it showed me Take nothing for granted in a second it can all be gone But I'm gonna live the rest of my life Like I got one day left to live One night left to love you Startin' right now I'm startin' all over Doin' what I should do Should this be my last, or I've got a hundred years From this day on I'm gonna live my life Like I got one day left to live One night left to love you Startin' right now I'm startin' all over Doin' what I should do Should this be my last, or I've got a hundred years From this day on I'm gonna live my life Like I got one day left to live Matches ---------------- We met at The Broken Spoke Restaurant and Lounge I lit your cigarette, then you wrote your number down On the inside of a matchbook that was layin' on the bar And a fire started burning somewhere in my heart I didn't see it comin', guess I didn't read the signs I just never thought you'd leave me after all this time But today when I came home, my key was hollow in the door And there was nothin' but a worn out book of matches on the floor You took the bed You took the dishes and the car And you broke my trust And you took advantage of my heart And you left me there With empty rooms and walls with holes and scars and scratches If I find the strength to burn your memory down At least you left the matches The color's old and faded, the cover's worn and stained But I can still make out the numbers and the heart beside your name Until tonight they'd only lit a single cigarette Now one by one I'm striking them to help me forget And everybody at The Broken Spoke Well they all thought my crazy story was a joke Now they're all out in the parking lot Staring at the smoke You took the bed You took the dishes and the car And you broke my trust And you took advantage of my heart And you left me there With empty rooms and walls with holes and scars and scratches Now I found the strength to burn your memory down Oh, at least you left the matches Baby all that's left of our love now is ashes Thank God you left the matches
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