Some quotes from Pirates of the Carribean that are worth reading tons and tons of times:D here I go!......
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Gibbs :
Aye, Lieutenant. Its bad luck to have a woman on board, too, even a miniature one.
Mullroy: Youve
seen a ship with black sails, thats crewed by the damned and captained by a man so evil that Hell itself spat him back out?
Jack : Im sorry, its just its such a pretty boat ship.
Jack
: Smith orSmithy, if you like.
Jack: Well, then, I confess, it is my intention to commandeer one of these ships, pick up a crew in Tortuga,
raid, pillage, plunder and otherwise pilfer my weasely black guts out!
Jack : Captain Jack Sparrow , if you please, sir.
Jack : I knew youd warm up to me. Commodore
Norrington, my effects, please, and my hat. Commodore! Elizabeth , isnt it?
Jack
: You need to find yourself a girl, mate! Or, perhaps the reason
you practice three hours a day is that you already found one and are otherwise incapable of wooing said strumpet. You're not
a eunuch, are you? [looks down]
Will : Id die for her.
Jack : Oh, good. No worries,
then.
Jack
Sparrow
: Mr. Cotton 's...
parrot. Same question
Gibbs : Well, Ill tell you. He waded
out into the shallows and there he waited three days and three nights till all manner of sea creature came and acclimated
to his presence. And on the fourth morning he roped himself a couple of sea turtles, harnessed them together and made a raft.
Will
: He roped a couple of sea turtles?
Gibbs : Aye, sea turtles.
Will :
What did he use for rope?
Jack
: [ Jack
comes up] Human hair, from my back. Let go of the anchor!
Pintel: Parley? Damned to the depths whatever man had thought of parley.
Jack : That would be
the French.
Jack : Welcome to the Caribbean , love.
Elizabeth and Jack : [singing and dancing around a fire] We're devils and black sheep and really
bad eggs. Drink up me 'earties yo ho! Yo ho yo ho a pirate's life for me.
Jack : Why is the rum gone?
Elizabeth : One, because it is a vile drink that turns even
the most respectable men into complete scoundrels. Two, that signal is over a thousand feet high. The entire Royal Navy is
out looking for me, do you really think that there is even the slightest chance that they wont see it?
Jack :
But why is the rum gone?
Jack :
A wedding! I love weddingsdrinks all around! [extends his arms] I knowclap him in irons, right?
Ragetti: Bootstraps
bootstraps
Ragetti: Thats what you call ironic.
Jack
: Shes safe, just like I promised. She's all set to marry Norrington,
just like she promised. And you get to die for her, just like you promised. So we're all men of our word really except for
Elizabeth who is, in fact, a woman.
Jack : Twenty-five.
And Ill buy you the hat, a really big oneCommodore.
Jack : Me? I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest...
Honestly. It's the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they're going to do something
incredibly stupid. [unsheathes a pirates sword and starts fighting]
Elizabeth : The code? Youre pirates, hang
the code and hang the rules. Theyre more like guidelines anyway. [rowing the boat alone to the cave] Bloody pirates
Official: impersonating an officer of the Spanish Royal Navy, impersonating a cleric of the Church of England
Jack :
[smiling] Oh, yes.
Jack :
[notices the parrot] Well! Im actually feeling rather good about this. [to Governor Swann
] I think we've all arrived at a very special place,
eh? Spiritually, ecumenically, grammatically? [to Norrington] I want you to know that I was rooting for you,
mate. Know that. Elizabeth
it would never have worked between us, darling.
Im sorry. Will nice hat. Men! This is the day that you will always remember as the day that you [falls over battlement]
Jack
: [walks over to the wheel and looks around fondly] On deck you scabbarous
dogs! Man the braces! Now...bring me that horizon. [hums and takes out his broken compass] And really bad eggs. Drink up,
me 'arties yo ho.
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tis comes to an end!
