If you Treat him nicely, 

he says you are IN LOVE with him;

If you don't,

he says you are PROUD.

If you Dress Nicely,

he says you are trying to LURE him;

If you Don't,

he says you are from KAMPUNG.

If you ARGUE with him,

he says you are STUBBORN;

If you keep QUIET,

he says you have no BRAINS.

If you are SMARTER than him,

he'll Lose FACE;

If he's Smarter than you,

he is GREAT.

If you don't Love him,

he Tries to POSSESS you;

If you Love him,

he will try to LEAVE you.

If you tell him your PROBLEM,

he says you are TROUBLESOME;

If you Don't,

he says that you don't TRUST him.

If you SCOLD him,

you are like a NANNY to him;

If he SCOLDS you,

it is because he CARES for you.

If you BREAK your PROMISE,

you Cannot be TRUSTED;

If he BREAKS his,

he is FORCED to do so.

If you SMOKE, you are BAD girl;

If he SMOKES, he is GENTLEMAN.

If you do WELL in your Exams,

he says it's LUCK;

If he does Well,

it's BRAINS.

If you HURT him,

you are CRUEL;

If he HURTS you,

you are too SENSITIVE! !

Guys are in fact really so troublesome 

and sooo hard to please!!!!

I just want to add one more....

If you send this to guys, 

they will say its not true...

but if you don't, 

they say you are selfish....

so the moral of the story is...

JUST SEND THIS TO THE GUYS!