These are just some cool Buffy and Spike quotes I found. I got most of them at the Buffy Cross & Stake.

"School Hard"

Spike: "Fe, fi, fo, fum. I smell the blood of a nice ripe girl."
Buffy: "Do we really need weapons for this?"
Spike: "I just like them. They make me feel all manly."

Spike: "As a personal favor, from me to you, I'll make it quick. It won't hurt a bit."
Buffy: "No, Spike. It's gonna' hurt a lot."

 

"Halloween"

Spike: "Baby likes to play."

Buffy: "Hi, honey! I'm home."

 

"What's My Line"

Spike: "Trouble? She's the gnat in my ear. The gristle in my teeth. She's the bloody thorn in my bloody side!"

Spike: "I'm thinkin' maybe dinner and a movie. I don't want to rush into anything. I've been hurt, you know."

Spike: "I'd rather be fighting you, anyway."
Buffy: "Mutual."

 

"Becoming"

Spike: "It's a big rock. Can't wait to tell my friends. They don't have a rock this big."

Buffy: "So, I'm like, 'Dad, you want me to go to the dance in an outfit I've already worn? Why do you hate me?'"

Spike: "Someone wasn't wor-thy."

Spike: "Hello, cutie."

Buffy: "What do you want?"
Spike: "I told you. I want to stop Angel. I want to save the world."
Buffy: "Okay, you do remember that you're a vampire, right?"
Spike: "We like to talk big... vampires do. "I'm going to destroy the world." That's just tough-guy talk. Strutting around with your friends over a pint of blood. The truth is, I _like_ this world. You've got...dog racing, Manchester United. And you've got people. Billions of people walking around like Happy Meals with legs. It's all right here. But then someone comes along with a vision. With a real... passion for destruction. Angel could pull it off. Good-bye, Picadilly. Farewell, Leicester-bloody-Square."

Buffy: "The whole earth may be sucked into hell, and you want my help 'cause your girlfriend's a big 'ho? Well, let me take this opportunity to not care."

Buffy: "All right, talk."
Spike: "I'm just gonna kill this guy..."
Buffy: "Ahem!"
Spike: "Oh, right."

Spike: "What, your Mom doesn't know?"
Joyce: "Know what?"
Buffy: "That I'm, uh...in a band. A rock band...with Spike here."
Spike: "Right. She plays the-the triangle--"
Buffy: "--Drums."
Spike: "Drums, yeah. She's hell on the old skins, you know."

Spike: "Dru bagged a Slayer? She didn't tell me. Good for her!"
Buffy: "..."
Spike: "Though not from your perspective, I suppose."

Spike: "You have your way with him, you'll never get to destroy the world. And I don't fancy spending the next month trying to get librarian out of the carpet."

 

"Lover's Walk"

Spike: "No, this is different. Our love was eternal. Literally. You got any of those little marshmallows?"

Joyce: "You get out of this house, or I will stake you myself."
Spike: "You're a very bad man."
Angel: "Joyce, you can't trust him. Invite me in. You touch her and I'll cut your head off."
Spike: "Yeah? You and what army?"
Buffy: "That would be me."

Spike: "Well, you and your great poof here want to tag along, that's fine."

Spike: "Oh, god."
Buffy: "What's wrong? Not that I really care."
Spike: "Oh, my head. I think I'm sobering up. It's horrible. Oh, god. I wish I were dead."
Buffy: "Well, if you close your eyes and wish real hard..."

Buffy: "He's probably just got them locked up in the factory."
Spike: "Well, hey, how thick do you think I am?"

Spike: "Oh, god."
Buffy: "Now what?"
Spike: "We killed a homeless man on this bench. Me and Dru. Those were good times. You know, he begged for mercy, and that only made her bite harder."
Buffy: "I guess you had to be there."

Spike: "You're not friends. You'll never be friends. You'll be in love till it kills you both. You'll fight, and you'll shag, and you'll hate each other until it makes you quiver, but you'll never be friends. Love isn't brains, children, it's blood -- blood screaming inside you to work its will. I may be love's bitch, but at least I'm man enough to admit it."

Spike: "This should be a kick."
Buffy: "I violently dislike you."

Spike: "Now, that was fun. Oh, don't tell me that wasn't fun. God! It's been so long since I had a decent spot of violence.
Really puts things in perspective."

Spike: "Oh, sod the spell. Your friends are at the factory. I'm really glad I came here, you know? I've been all wrongheaded about this - weeping, crawling, blaming everybody else. I want Dru back, I've just got to be the man I was. The man she loved. I'm going to do what I should have done in the first place. I'll find her, wherever she is, tie her up, torture her until she likes me again. Love's a funny thing."

Spike: "And more, much more than this, I did it my way!!"