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THIS WEEK's QUOTE!
9-30-99 - Rock comes out and says, "Finally, the Rock HAS COME BACK to --Town--!! British Bulldog! You got a little anthem back from where you come from called, 'God Saved The Queen'. Well, here on the Rock's show, we call that same song, 'God Saved My ROODY-POO CANDY ASS!!'" *match starts and stuff and when bulldog finally get's HHH pinned, the Rock says, "1...2...IT DOESN'T MATTER IF THE ROCK SAYS 3!!!" *rock kicks his ass and then does the people's elbow on the jabroni!*
Last Week's Quote!
9-1-99 - Rock says, "Finally, The Rock HAS come back to Boston!! Now last Thursday on the Rock’s show, Smackdown, The Rock should have become the WWF champion. But if it weren’t for little jabroni HBK and HHH…it would have happen. HBK, the rock says this…you run your mouth little jabroni….you run your mouth and say *in a baby voice* ‘wrhdthehewg, the sheriff is here, dgfhshg, the sheriff is back in town!’ You come in here like you impress somebody, like your some great cowboy or something! I can kick your monkey ass all over the ring and get that title from you both…Well I’m gonna take your six-shooter…then I’m gonna start spinning your six shooter…then I’m gonna turn it sideways and stick it up your candy-ass!! Now HHH, I know you put him up to it you monkey ass so the rock says this…you better get your ass out here in the ring in 5 seconds, AND THE ROCK MEANS 5 SECONDS!!! Or I’m gonna come and find you and lay the Smackdown on your Rooty-Poo ass!!! *waits 5 sec. Goes and looks for HHH behind stage and looks in the men’s bathroom* Well I know your not in here cause everyone knows you pee sitting down!! *finally finds HHH and kicks his ass *
*rock comes back later on*
Rock says, “big show you come out here and do your thing *puts up hand in choke slam motion and makes dumb yell sound* and chokeslam the great one through a table…well let me tell you this! It takes a lot more than that to keep me down so you down here and face me in a handicapped match with the undertaker!! Now big show…I want you to get into this ring…pull your black wrestling thing down…bend over. Now undertaker, your gonna get into the ring next with all your mickey mouse tattoos…and your gonna bend forward…take your head…turn it sideways and stick it up big shows ass!!!”
*mankind comes out*
Mankind says, “now rock…we all know you hate me and I used to hate you, but the people wanna see me and you team up and kick these two guy’s ass!! Now we can team up and I can be the people’s partner…with all the things you can do and all the things I can do and we can whoop some ass!! We can have the millions…and millions of the rock’s fans along with the dozens…and dozens of mankind fans and go into this match partners!! *crowd chants rocky* So wha’d’ya say?? Eh? We can lay the Smac—‘
Rock says, ‘Shut your mouth! Well, I know what your crazy ass can do so I say for one night…me and you will be partners! But don’t you ever…EVER…say one of the Rock’s sayings!’
Mankind says, *mumbles* ‘ok’
Rock and Mankind say, ‘ if ya smell la, la---‘
Rock says, ‘Now what did I just tell you! … IF YA SMELL…WHAT THE ROCK IS COOKING!!’
*mankind leaves and then the rock goes too*
*on ramp he meets Terri and Terri checks him out and rock stops*
Rock says, ‘you wanna go 1-on-1 with the rock?’
Terri says, ‘sure’
Rock says, ‘k, go to the smackdown hotel…go to the rock’s suite. Put on something revealing…you like champagne? You like those little bubbles??’
Terri says, ‘ yeah’
Rock says, ‘then take your bubbly little ass out of here’
* Rock leaves and Terri looks disappointed and checks out her ass*
*camera shows the rock in the locker room and mankind talking to him about the match*
Mankind says, ‘k, when we got them down, I’m gonna point to all the people and then come off the ropes and do—‘
Rock says, ‘wh-, your gonna do what?’
Mankind says in a little low-self esteem voice, ‘the…the elbow’
Rock, ‘No, no, no! Didn’t the Rock just tell your monkey-ass to not copy the Rock!?! Now the rock is gonna go in the ring and do his thing and your gonna be on the side and when I need you, you come in and pull out your little sock out and do your thing!’
Mankind, ‘it’s, mr…m…Mr. Socko’
*Rock leaves*
*before match jerry lawler says a joke rock told him about mankind*
Jerry says, ‘ what’s 12 inches long and hangs in front of an ass?? Mankind’s tie’
*Jerry busts up laughing, but Jim Ross doesn’t*
*Rock and Mankind kick big shows ass and undertaker’s too*
* then Mankind does what the Rock does when he does a people’s elbow and throws his sock along with the Rock as he throws his pad into the audience and they do a double people’s elbow on big show and are the new tag team title holders! Rock’s Music hits*
This Page Will Be Update Every Time The Rock Says Something Funny Which Is Like Every Week, Now Get Out Of My Face You Piece Of Monkey Crap! - Pebble
