Ok, we all know that Mr. Schneider's guidance and words of wisdom often help the guys get out of their typical predicaments. Now here are a few of the nuggets of wisdom that he has given through the years...
"It is better to have loved and lost, than to have never loved at all!" (Monkee Chow Mein)
"It is a shame to waste youth on the young." (Success Story)
"No I do not." his answer to the question "Do you think teenagers should neck?" (The Chaperone)
"Does hunger justify murder?" (I Was a 99-lb. Weakling)