Boise, ID -- The American population continued to fuck as the nation's total population rose above 300,000,000 for the first time ever. It was estimated that the three hundred millioneth baby that was born, due to a pair of Americans fucking back in late January, in Boise, Idaho.

Decades ago, scientists warned that if Americans didn't limit their fucking, a overpopulation would be upon us any time now. Apparently the scientists were wrong. "It appears that America has plenty more room for fuckers," said Wisconsin professor John Wendel who recently released a paper titled "American Population Growth and the Fuckers Behind It." In the paper, Dr. Wendel concluded that America still had room for Americans to fuck the nation up with children to 350 or even 400 million before noticable strain was ever noted on America's resources.

Not all people were pleased with the 300 million mark. People such as Pat Buchanan weren't happy that the population growth was attributed to the 'proper' causes. "This growth isn't because of Americans fucking. Our growth is disproportional because of illegal immigration. These illegal immigrants fuck and then their children go to our schools, fuck and have more illegal immigrants in high school. It's a fucking distaster!"

Richard thought this at 10:25 AM EDT

Updated: October 18, 2006 10:26 AM EDT

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