More liberal tricks!
Topic: Humor
-Newsmax 10/30/04

This election is already fraught in controversy from having observors in the voting polls to falsified and destroyed voter registrations. But the Democrats have outdone themselves. In Akron, Ohio, Democrats were actually found bribing voters to vote for John Kerry in the election.

On October 29, the Kerry supporters were holding a dog and pony show to help "explain Kerry's stance on the issues" and to help encourage democracy. What they were also trying to do was to encourage people to vote for Kerry and not for Bush by bribing them. Their slogan for the show was blatently pro-kerry, "Candy for Kerry." As the supporters had the Firestone Elementary school children in the auditorium chanting "Candy for Kerry," you could clearly see the Democrats handing out small bags of candy with the Kerry election symbol on the bag. The children, ranging from the age of 6 to 10 all cheered. "Candy for Kerry... Candy for Kerry."

"I love John Kerry," said 8 year old Melissa Strongman. "He gives me candy. I want to vote for John Kerry."

"I love Mike and Ikes," said 7 year old Timmy O'Toole, as he looked to see what he got. When asked who he would vote for in the mock election, he said Kerry was the "bomb diggity."

Not all the students were happy. "I don't like Whoppers," proclaimed 10 year old Stan Hewitt. "I don't like any of this, Kerry sucks!" Children like him seemed to be the bare minority as all the children, in a sugar frenzy rushed to the voting booths to cast their votes. Kerry won in a landslide. Bush is appealing.

"This isn't a unique thing," said Bush's campaign manager. "The Kerry people are doing this in elementary schools all across America! This has got to stop. Its bribery and a federal offense! They should all be shot!"

Yes, they all should be killed!