Money Rolls In

My father makes counterfeit money
My mother makes synthetic gin
My sister sells kisses to sailors
By God how the money rolls in

My brothers a slum missionary
He saves fallen women from Sin
He'll save you a blonde for a shilling
By God how the money rolls in

My grandad works down at the dog track
He knows every dog that could win
He'll fix any race for a fiver
By God how the money rolls in

My dog is a rabid bull terrier
He's cleared every pub where he's been
Ten quid leaves him tied in the car park
By God how the money rolls in

My cousin the burnt-out musician
His band makes a terrible din
He's here selling spliffs by the toilet
By God how the money rolls in

Trad. Arr. Fish Brothers with extra verses by Big Andy 1996