Words by David Bach and Steve Taylor
Music by Tony Palacios

Forty day tear, got roadwear
No-Doz braking, breaking, breaker
Caffeine shakes, can't feel my legs
Three-quarters dead, motel ahead
Just give me a table and a shingle shed
Just give me a cable and a single bed
Have a ray gun, sleep tight son
Desk man's got a face like Norman Bates

Don't let it out the box!
The blue light is good (yeah), the blue light is great (yeah)
Gonna pile it on your blue light special plate
If you shovel it it they can vacuum you out
Gonna take you on a junket that you never dreamed about

Unwinding, snowblinding
Got a mindset -- pushing, pushing
New deal for new masses
Grey matter into ashes
Psych line, tone your belly, hair elixir, royal jelly
Shark attack, legal weasel, Dial-a-Honey, Drive-a-Diesel
Slash film Sunday
Buy the set, QV Shop
Shovel debt, funny funny
Like a fool and his money money

Don't let it out of the box!
The blue light is good (yeah), the blue light is great (yeah)
Gonna pile it on your blue light special plate
If you shovel it in, they can vacuum you out
Gonna take you an a junket that you never dreamed about
Woke up in bed with a pounding head
Cheetos, Visine, some vending machine
Tube's playing taps, I ain't takin' the hook
Next time I get that tired, gonna read me a book