Words by Steve Taylor
Music by Tony Palacios

Real action [gimme one gimme]
A real who's who [gimme two gimme]
Real envy [gimme three gimme]
Bid and see [gimme four gimme
[do i hear more, d-do i hear more, d-do i hear more, d-do i hear more]
I inspect [gimme five gimme]
I acquire [gimme nine gimme]
I monogram [gimme ten gimme]
Therefore I am [gimme gimme gimme]
[do i hear more, d-do i hear more, d-do i hear more, d-do i hear more]

Power shopping, power to the gavel
Soon your purchase power will unravel
Fear the auctioneer
Fear the auctioneer

[do i hear more, d-do i hear more, d-do i hear more, d-do i hear more]
Caught red-handed [gimme nine gimme]
In the act [gimme ten gimme]
Gavel's droppin' [anymore? any]
Can't retract [anymore? any]
[sold to the man, sold to the man, sold to the man, sold to the man]
Shopper beware [gimme one gimme]
Before you buy [gimme two gimme]
Check your motive [gimme four gimme]
Lust is in the eye [gimme gimme gimme]
[do i hear more, d-do i hear more, d-do i hear more, d-do i hear more]

Drop the pretense, put down the checkbook
Buddy, you just got hit with the "Sold" look
Fear the auctioneer
Fear the auctioneer
No telling how far you'll go
Fear the auctioneer