Words by Bob Herdman
Choir by Mark Stuart
Music by Barry Blair

CHORUS:
Buddah was a fat man -- so what?
Mohammed though he had a plan -- I guess not!
A Hindu god is an old cow
You could be a god if you knew how
My God died on the cross
My God died on the cross
My God died on the cross
But He lives!

My God is the only God
He's the only God that lives
He loves, He cares, He makes, He shares
An eternal life He gives
He took the pain and shook the chains
And rattled all of Hell
Now you may think I'm crazy
But only time will tell

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There's a man over there, standing on the street
He says "I'm a God," but I think he's a freak
Many different men aren't just what they claim
A Moonie, a Mormon, a man from Mars
A little off track, but they have nice cars

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CHOIR (sung in counterpoint):
My precious Jesus died upon the cross
My precious Jesus died to save the lost
But He lives, yes, He lives
My Jesus lives
He walks, He talks, He loves, He rocks
My Jesus lives

PREACHER:
THIS IS REEEEEVEREND ROONEY!!
I WANNA TALK TO YOU THIS MORNING ABOUT JEEEEEE-ZUUUUUUUSS! THAT'S RIGHT, JEEEEEEEEE-ZUUUUUUUUSS! CAN YOU SAY JEEEEEEZZUUUUUUUUUS? HALLELUJAH, SISTUH!! YESTERDAY A MAN COMES UP TO ME, AND HE SAID, "REVERED ROONEEEEEEYY, I BELIEVE IN A BIG FAT COW!" I SAID, "MY GOD DIED ON THE CROSS. . . NOT AT MCDONALD'S!!" HALLELUJAH! SAY, JESUS LIVES, JESUS LIVES!!!

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There's one important thing that you should know
Jesus Christ paid the price, we all think it's nice
Spread His arms and died for man, but we're not doing what we can
We need to go to our work and our schools
Tell all the people that, hey -- God rules!

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