Quote from Happy Gilmore

HAPPY: I was on this tour for one reason -- money. But now I got a new reason -- kickin' your ass.
SHOOTER: Well . . . (chuckles) . . I'd like to see you try.
HAPPY: (breaks beer bottle and holds it toward Shooter) Let's do it, then.
SHOOTER: I. . . I meant on the golf course!
VIRGINIA: (walks up to the pair) Hey! Hey, what is going on here, huh?
HAPPY: Oh, I was just, um . . . looking for the other half of this bottle. And, ah . . . oh, there's some of it, there's some, there's some right there, too.
VIRGINIA: Why don't you just put it down?
HAPPY: Yeah, I know. (sets bottle down)
SHOOTER: (walking toward the door) Just stay out of my way . . . or you'll pay. Listen to what I say.
HAPPY: How about I just go eat some hay? I can make things out of clay, and lay by the bay, I just may . . . what do you say?