Welcome to my page! My name's Alan. I was named after country singer Alan Jackson. Someone told me that Cheryl-Ann was listening to Alan Jackson's "Mercury Blues" and she gave me that name. Looks like I might chase in a Mercury. I havn't got a last name yet. I wonder what she would come up with... what? Garth?

Here's my chase partner George Diffie. Oh no, not again! Named after George Strait and Joe Diffie?! What's wrong with the cartoon gal? (I think she'd better make my last name Garth. That'll only be fair!)

Okay, we're standing around doing nothing for so long. We've nothing to chase. Give us something to chase!