Alphabet Bully

NOTE: Nebbish is not the character's name, just a description :-)

Big Man [bellows throughout his lines]: Hey you!!!

Nebbish: Yes?

Big Man: A! B! C-D-E!!!

Nebbish: Please don’t shout at me.

Big Man [rips a daisy out of the ground without permission]: F! G! H-I-J!!!

Nebbish: Won’t you please go away?

Big Man [plucks petals off the daisy as he names each letter]: K! L! M-N-O!!!

Nebbish: Really, sir, I wish you’d go.

Big Man: P! Q! R-S-T!!!

Nebbish: Why do you keep bugging me?

Big Man: U! V! W-X-Y!!!

Nebbish [produces a lemon meringue pie from somewhere behind him]: How’d you like a lemon pie?

Big Man: Z!!!

Nebbish [splats the Big Man’s face with the pie, chuckling]: Free.

Transcribed by Ingeborg Norden