Blue Suede Shoes

sung by The Count
dressed in a fab white rhinestone jumpsuit just like you-know-who!
and background singers in greaser black jackets in brackets
Well, you can count my tie (one tie)
Well, you can count my shirt (one shirt)
Well, you can count my eyes (one, two)
Oh my dessert (??) (one, two)
Well, I don't care what you choose
But you've got to count my blue suede shoes (gotta gotta)

That's one, two
Blue suede shoes (blue suede shoes)
Three, four, five
Baby, blue suede jive (blue suede jive)
Six, seven, eight
Blue suede's great (blue suede's great)
Nine, ten, eleven
Blue suede heaven (blue suede heaven)
I don't care what you choose
But you've got to count my blue suede shoes

That's one, two
Blue suede shoes (blue suede shoes)
Three, four, five
Baby, blue suede jive (blue suede jive)
Six, seven, eight
Blue suede's great (blue suede's great)
Nine, ten, eleven
Blue suede heaven (blue suede heaven)
Well, I don't care what you choose
But you've got to count my blue suede shoes
Oh yeah (oh yeah)

Transcribed by the archive's webmistress Tiny Dancer