Danger's No Stranger

sung by How Now Brown and the Moo Wave
Splotchkat Records (not real, of course!)

background cows in brackets
Danger (danger)
It's no stranger (stranger)
Danger (danger)
It's no stranger (stranger)

(It's in the air) It's in the air
It's here, it's there
(It's everywhere) It's everywhere
It just ain't fair
So stay alert, sweet girl of mine
And learn to read that danger, danger sign (danger)

Keep your eyes peeled and your wits about ya
Life would be the pits without ya
I love ya baby, yeah, you're so fine
Please learn to read that danger, danger sign (danger, danger, danger, danger)

Danger (danger)
It's no stranger (stranger)
Danger (danger)
It's no stranger (stranger)

(If you get hurt) I don't know how I'd spend my days
(So stay alert) When crossing streets better look both ways
And half way cross, don't change your mind
And learn to read that danger, danger sign (danger)

So, don't go slipping on no banana
Don't walk under a falling piano (pronounced "piana", poetic license and all)
Or spend the winter in Montana
Or mention Sherman in Savannah
Don't try to pet a porcupine
And learn to read that danger, danger sign (danger, danger)
Danger sign (danger, danger)

Danger
It's no stranger (danger, danger)
Danger
It's no stranger (danger, danger)
repeat and fade

Transcribed by Andrea Sunderland and by the archive's webmistress Tiny Dancer