Grover and Kermit and the Stairs
skit starring Grover (Frank Oz) and Kermit the Frog (Jim Henson)
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[Grover and Kermit are at the bottom of a staircase, which Kermit tells Grover to climb. So Grover starts climbing, possibly counting the steps on the way. After a while, out of breath, he stops.]
Grover: Is this high up enough, Froggie?
Kermit’s Voice: No, Grover, you gotta keep climbing up higher!
[Grover climbs higher, getting more and more tired, then stops again.]
Grover: Is this high up enough, Froggie?
Kermit’s Voice: What?
Grover: I said, is this high up enough, Froggieeeee?
Kermit’s Voice: No, Grover, you gotta keep climbing up higher!
[Grover, panting, resumes climbing. As he gets higher, he encounters some fluffy white clouds.]
Grover: Good grief! There’s clouds up here!
[Forgotten lines. Grover finally reaches the top, and there’s Kermit!]
Grover: Froggie! What are you doing all the way up here?
Kermit: Oh, I took the elevator.
Grover: You took the ...?
[Faints, then starts noisily rolling down the stairs.]
Transcribed by SilveryShoe@aol.com