Harvey Kneeslapper’s Alphabet Tricks
collection of skits with Harvey Kneeslapper
Harvey Kneeslapper’s ‘A’ Trick
with Harvey Kneeslapper (Frank Oz) and Fat Blue (Jerry Nelson)
Harvey Kneeslapper: Oh, ‘scuze me, do you have an ‘A’ on you?
Fat Blue: Whatcha say?
Harvey Kneeslapper: I say, do you have an ‘A’ on you? Heeheeheeheee! (giggles)
Fat Blue: Nope!
Harvey Kneeslapper: (slaps the letter ‘A’ on Fat Blue’s chest)
Now you do! A’HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!
(laughs uncontrollably)
(Fat Blue runs to chase Harvey angrily)
Harvey Kneeslapper’s ‘B’ Trick
with Harvey Kneeslapper (Frank Oz) and Fat Blue (Jerry Nelson)
Harvey Kneeslapper: Oh, ‘scuze me, do you know where I wanna be?
Fat Blue: Whatcha say?
Harvey Kneeslapper: I say, do you know where I wanna be? Heeheeheeheee! (giggles)
Fat Blue: No, where?
Harvey Kneeslapper: I wanna ‘B’ here!
(Slaps the letter ‘B’ on Fat Blue’s chest)
A’HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!! (laughs uncontrollably)
(Fat Blue runs to chase Harvey angrily)
Harvey Kneeslapper’s ‘C’ Trick
with Harvey Kneeslapper (Frank Oz) and Fat Blue (Jerry Nelson)
Harvey Kneeslapper: (giggles while looking into a paper bag)
Heeheeheehee! Wanna see?
Fat Blue: Whatcha say?
Harvey Kneeslapper: I say, you wanna see? Heeheeheeheee! (giggles)
Fat Blue: Yeah, I wanna see!
Harvey Kneeslapper: (Slaps the letter ‘C’ on Fat Blue’s chest)
C! A’HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!! (laughs uncontrollably)
(Fat Blue runs to chase Harvey angrily)
Harvey Kneeslapper’s ‘D’ Trick
with Harvey Kneeslapper (Frank Oz) and Fat Blue (Jerry Nelson)
Harvey Kneeslapper: (giggles) Heeheeheehee! Knock knock!
Fat Blue: Who’s there?
Harvey Kneeslapper: Dion.
Fat Blue: Dion who?
Harvey Kneeslapper: (Slaps the letter ‘D’ on Fat Blue’s chest)
‘D’ on you!! A’HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!! (laughs uncontrollably)
(Fat Blue runs to chase Harvey angrily)
Harvey Kneeslapper’s ‘I’ Trick
with Harvey Kneeslapper (Frank Oz) and Fat Blue (Jerry Nelson)
Fat Blue (looking at a hat): Let me see, I’ll just put my hat here …
Harvey Kneeslapper: ‘Scuze me, do you want me to keep an eye on your hat?
Fat Blue: Whatcha say?
Harvey Kneeslapper: I say, you want me to keep an eye on your hat?
Heeheeheehee! (giggles)
Fat Blue: Sure!
Harvey Kneeslapper: OK!
(Puts the letter ‘I’ on a hat)
There’s an ‘I’ on your hat! A’HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!
(to camera)
You see this guy? And the ‘I’ on his hat? HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!
(laughs uncontrollably)
Harvey Kneeslapper’s ‘R’ Trick
with Harvey Kneeslapper (Frank Oz) and Mailman Anything Muppet
Harvey Kneeslapper: (giggling) Heeheeheeheee.
(sees the Mailman)
‘Scuze me, you the mailman?
Mailman: Yes, I’m the mailman!
Harvey Kneeslapper: (giggling) Well, I wanna send you a letter to my mother!
(laughs)
Mailman: Whatcha say?
Harvey Kneeslapper: (giggling) I said, I wanna send you a letter to my mother! (laughs)
Mailman: Okay. Well, let me have it.
Harvey Kneeslapper: Okay, here it is!
(Slaps the letter ‘R’ on mailman’s chest)
The letter ‘R’!
(laughs uncontrollably) A’HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!
THE LETTER ‘R’!!! A’HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!
Harvey Kneeslapper’s ‘U’ Trick
with Harvey Kneeslapper (Frank Oz) and Fat Blue (Jerry Nelson)
Harvey Kneeslapper: (laughing while holding a camera) A’ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Oh, ‘scuze me, do you mind if I take a picture of you?
Fat Blue: Whatcha say?
Harvey Kneeslapper: (laughing) A’ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
I say, do you mind if I take a picture of you?
Fat Blue: No, go right ahead. (Poses.)
Harvey Kneeslapper: Okay! Uh, what’s down there?
Fat Blue: Huh? (Bends down.)
Harvey Kneeslapper: (Slaps the letter ‘U’ on Fat Blue’s head. Takes a picture of the letter ‘U’ with his camera)
Thank ‘U’! A’HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!! (laughs uncontrollably)
Harvey Kneeslapper’s ‘X’ Trick
with Harvey Kneeslapper (Frank Oz) and Fat Blue (Jerry Nelson)
Harvey Kneeslapper: (giggles) Heeheeheehee! ‘X’ marks the spot! Heeheehee!
(giggles) ‘X’ marks the spot!
Fat Blue: What spot?
Harvey Kneeslapper: This spot!
(Slaps a spot on Fat Blue’s chest)
A’ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! And here’s the ‘X’ that marks it!
(Slaps the letter ‘X’ on the spot on Fat Blue’s chest)
A’HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!! (laughs uncontrollably)
Fat Blue: (screaming) AAAAUUUUGGGHHHH! (chases after Harvey)
All memorized by Mikealan802@aol.com, with some corrections from SilveryShoe@aol.com, who also supplied the pics