Howard's End

a "Monsterpiece Theatre" production
starring Cookie Monster (Frank Oz) as Alistair Cookie

parody of James Ivory's "Howards End"

Alistair Cookie: Oh, hello and welcome to "Monsterpiece Theatre".

Me Alistair Cookie and tonight me proud to present big British hit, "Howard's End."

They certainly know how to tell a story over there in England. Ha, ha, ha. And now … ”Howard's End”.

(The scene changes to a yellow/pink rattlesnake moving on top of a stone wall)

There was Howard's Beginning.

Then there was Howard's Middle.

But forever and always, I shall remember those magical summers and Howard's End.

(Howard shakes his rattle at the end and the scene changes back to Alistair Cookie)

Alistair Cookie: And there you have it, “Howard's End”. It took long enough.

Now me show you Cookie's End! But watch carefully. Aha!

Because me show you beginning, middle, and end all at once. Here we go.

(eats the cookie)

A-Yum-Yum-Yum-Yum-Yum-Yum-Yum-Yum-Yum! Ah. The End. Oh.

Transcribed by CookieCountDawn