The "N" Interview
classic cartoon
[A few vehicles and a hippie on a scooter fly by and then the reporter comes into the scene]
Reporter: Hi-ho, everybody! It's the ever popular "Letter On The Street" Interview Show!
Here's a likely-looking letter.
[A lower-case letter N comes into the scene.]
Your name?
N: N.
Reporter: How are you?
N: Nice
Reporter: Do you mind if I ask you some questions?
N: No.
Reporter: Where are you from?
N: North.
Reporter: Ever been on TV before?
N: Never.
Reporter: Do you like it?
N: Nifty.
Reporter: Would you like to say a few words?
N: Nod, nibble, new, night, now ...
Reporter: Thank you very ...
N: Nag, neat, nine, near, numb ...
Reporter: Thank you very ...
N: Nose, nickel, number ...
Reporter: [overlapping N's next 3 N words]
We're a little late, folks. So, bye-bye. [Both leave]
N: Nut, nick, nab. Nerve, noon, net.
Reporter: [Sticking his head in the camera shot]
26 letters in the alphabet and I gotta get "N".
Transcribed and pic supplied by David Frangioso