My Friend Freddy

possibly written by Joe Raposo

a cartoon about a scared boy at a movie theater
from The Electric Company

My friend Freddy wears an afro
He loves frankfurters and french fries
He's a monster movie freak
He watches Frankenstein, all week
And then he gets so frightened from it
He just cries, and cries, and cries

Steady, Freddy!
Steady, Freddy!
Freddy don't you fret

Steady, Freddy!
Steady, Freddy!
Freddy don't you fret

Steady, Freddy!
Steady, Freddy!
Freddy don't you fret

Steady, Freddy!
Steady, Freddy! (fade)

(As Freddy is entirely surrounded by monsters also watching the movie and enjoying it, much to Freddy's dismay, I doubt he's going to take that advice!)

Transcribed via The Electric Company Song Lyrics Archive, Mrs. Mishima and your loyal webmistress, Tiny Dancer