19-June-1979
A tissuebOx (alien
technology spacecraft actually) falls from the sky...
Crash landed on JB,
Malaysia. Due to high impact, there's only one survivor in the tissuebOx.
that's is... me... due to the fact i can never return home to my planet
Mars (erm... it's called tissueland actually) i'm forced by the surrounding
to evolve...
(and still is) now
i look more like a human bean, talk more like a human bean (including the
popular singaporean language, Singlish)
20-June-79
Duh... i dun want
to keep a diary... this is for entertainment purpose... (Not
inclusive of 99% entertainment tax) as i foresee i might be needing the
money in future.
Plz send 5 Million
and 99 Cents to...
tissue & family.
#204 hole, Colony
21,
Planet Mars, Universe.
Check and SAVI (intergalactic
VISA) accepted.
21-June-79
News Report of me
are spreading.. i'm forced to protect myself...
Ouch!!!
see what i mean???
*#!(*$^%!$#)%^!&#
Argh!!! That does it...!
of coz... i won... fearing
of being hunted again, i was to change my lifestyle...
now you can hardly
see difference between me and a human bean... but of coz...
they are some... (u
know who u r... *grinx* dun underestimate the things a tissue
could do) some of
them are my current family... they know what i could do...
so they have no choice
but to shower me with they everlasting love... (thanx! :P)
22-June-79 to Jan
1985
My most innocent years...
learning the basics... nuff said...
1985 to 1995
I go to school...
like normal human beans... studied in Singapore since young...
Woodlands Primary,
Riverside Secondary...
Search for meaning
of life... Make friends... go through ups and downs...
yeah... those memories...
hmm... oh... i kept some photos... *SmilE*
1995 to 1997
life goes on... love...
hate... blah blah... the usual...
Oh.. i got introduced
to the net at around 1996 too... addictive..!!!
i entered my current
school (Singapore Polytechnic) at ard
June96.
In dept. of Software
Technology, yr2... one more year to go...
current interest are
very wide... abit of everything... hey!! a Gemini triad... heh... computers,
chatting, music, ice sk8, bowling, badminton, ascii-art, billiard, basketball,
reading, day dreaming (heh... yup... i'm dreamy and blur), blah blah...
:b
15-Dec-97
I wrote this page...
all is revealed... everyone knows i'm a alien now...
AcK!!!
er... er... i'm kidding...
*ahem*
Future 1998
oh yes... i have the
ability of foreseeing future... my plan to conquer earth will fail...
therefore, i won't
go abt doing it... i can foresee ur future too! Don't hesitate...
mail me at tissue@innocent.com
NoW!!!