Chapter 1: A Problem with Felines.Location: On the outskirts of Cheshire Border
Time: 1999.02.10.23.30.20A craft hovers in the darkness of space, a puff of gas escapes from the spacecraft. Inside the craft a cat-like girl is hitting the console of the craft. Cat: Bloody piece of fur-ball!
A metallic floating cat-head hovers over to the frustrated cat-girl. Kitten: What are you doing Cat. It's only a machine.
Cat: A machine that just beat me in Final Meow 7!
Kitten: *sigh* You know why you are out here at the furthermost Feline space border?
Cat: Yeah, because they hate me.. also not to mention that I crashed a galaxy star cruiser into the Emperors private spacecraft. *With a disillusioned look*
Kitten: Uhm.. you do know that the Emperors craft was stationery at the time.
Cat: Geez.. why don't we get technical. *Slamming down on the console*
The console gives out a "beep" and suddenly the craft goes into meow-warp. Cat: Kitten!! What the fur-ball is going on?
Kitten: What do you mean what's going on? You just hit the meow-warp.
Cat: ...but it was an accident.. How do I stop it??
Cat begins frantically hitting every button that she can see. Kitten: What do you mean how do you stop it, you're a captain..err I mean private in the Feline Star Corps.. That means you're trained to use this space cra...
Cat: Arrhh.. shut up and tell me how to stop this thing!!
Kitten: Well, talk about rude!!
Cat: Oh for crying out Meow!! Ok, I'm sorry. Now tell me how to stop this thing.
Kitten: Well, lets see... hmm...
Cat: Come on..
Kitten: Ok, hit that button on your left..
Cat: this one!!
Kitten: Yes.
As Cat was about to hit the button the craft halts, and Cat is flung across the front view screen. Cat: Owww!!!
Kitten: Hmm.. That's weird.
Cat: *starts rubbing her head* What happen? And What's weird?
Kitten: We seem to have ran out of meow-gas and the weird thing is that we shouldn't have ran out, you did fill the tank up didn't you??
Cat: *slaps her forehead*
Cat: I knew I should have put more than 5 bucks worth in.
Kitten: That answers a lot..
Cat: *looks at kitten angrily* I wonder where we are?
Kitten: According to the space co-ordinates.."beep!"
Cat: Wait a sec, what's that blue thing over there??
Kitten: Hmm.. I don't believe this!! This isn't possible.
Cat: What isn't possible?
Kitten: We seem to have Meow-warped across nine feline sectors of space.
Cat: I knew I shouldn't have put in Woof-gas!.. *hey at least I saved some money.*
Kitten: Hmm.. about that blue thing its Earth, an insignificant planet that contains humans which..
Cat: Humans?? you mean REAL FREAKS!!
Kitten: Err.. if you want to call them that. I estimate that those humans will kill themselves in approximately 50 years.
Cat: Gee, talk about a stupid species!!
Kitten: Hmm.. it seems we have to make a stop down there to get some gas.
Cat: What!! Are you out of your computer chipped mind?!
Kitten: Well, how else are we suppose to get back to Cheshire?
Cat: Can't we just use the boosters? they're there for emergencies, right?.
Kitten: Are you out of your small organic mind?!
Cat: Excuse me!!
Kitten: If we use the boosters, it'll take us approximately.."beep".. 23 million years to get back to Cheshire. I don't know about you but I can last 25 million years on my own power.. but you on the other paw.. well..
Cat: Ok, geez.. and I thought Cheshire was a democratic society.. kitten-boy was I wrong!!
As Cat uses the craft boosters to manoeuver closer to the blue planet, Kitten tries to determine the best landing spot.
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