BIOGRAPHY  
Name: Johnny Noname
Birthday: Janruary 9, 1975
Age: 25
Birthplace: England
Currently resides in: Nashville, TN
Height: 5'9"
Weight: 140
Parents: Unknown
Astrological sign: Capricorn
Catch phrase: "Be real, be cool, and BEHAVE, baby!"
Favorite color: Red
Facts
Born and raised in England, but moved to Nashville when he was... however old. Still retains his accent. Johnny has an eerie resemblance to Backstreet Boy A.J. McLean, and some suspect he is using said Boy to reach his goals of fame. McLean has been reported saying that Johnny is a "little devil," and has said Johnny's been on probation for the last few.. years. When on stage, he is supervised by police at all times. Johnny is known to be vulgar, "strange," love sex, and has been spotted with such wannabe dress-ups as a faux Marilyn Monroe. It seems this character is very mysterious, and one of his good friends, his 'twin non-brother,' AJ, always seems to be the one telling us about him.
Some, including McLean, alledge that Johnny, who recently was forced to change his last name from Suede to "Noname," is actually AJ himself, 'doing the things he cannot do as a Backstreet Boy." However, this issue is still being speculated, folks. Stay tuned - we'll see if this Johnny character is, in fact, AJ McLean himself; or just some dude who looks, acts, talks, sings, dances, and hell, smells just like the BSB himself...