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Below you will find a VERY funny song parody about all of us Arcanumaniacs/Troikamaniacs. It is song to the tune of Animaniacs and was written by Stravaig with assistance from our very own Aldin:

There was some discussion quite a while ago about what Arcanum fans should call themselves. How do we refer to ourselves?
We've tried Arcanumites, Arcanumians, Arcanites, and frankly none of them seem to work that well.
Then someone (I forget who) used the term "Arcanumaniacs." Yes, it's long, but I think it fits the bill quite nicely.

So, with some help and inspiration from Aldin (we were chatting in #Arcanum last night), I present our theme song (sung to the tune of the Animaniacs Theme):

We're the Arcanumaniacs!
And we're Demo'd to the max!
So just sit back and relax,
And we'll tell you all the hacks,
Arcanumaniacs!

Come join the Troika devo's and their geeky fanboy hordes
Just for fun we hang around the Inn or the official boards
Or maybe #arcanum or T-A’s house of lords
We’ve spam, haiku, and O.T., too
‘Cuz we’re out of our gourds!

Arcanumaniacs
Shellman’s cool and Cooter snacks
Troika frets over contracts
While the Inn over-reacts
Arcanumaniacs

Meet Calis the dictator while Milady tells a tale
Or watch with glee as Barry tries to post *critical fail*
We’ve also tons of newbies, we never will get stale
But where’s PC? Oh, there’s PC!
Now let’s quote “Holy Grail!”

Arcanumaniacs
We’ve read Codeguy’s uberfaqs
When Hero’s flounder *Thwacks!*
See how quickly we make tracks
We’re Arcanum-any
Totally insane-y
Occasionally flame-y
We worship Tim Cain-ey

Arcanumaniacs!
Those are the facts


- Stravaig, arcanumaniac

 

BELOW YOU WILL FIND SOME AMAZING QUOTATIONS THAT OUR VERY OWN ALDIN, WAS ABLE TO GARNER FROM HIS LAST VISIT TO TROIKA CASTLE!!!! ENJOY.

I already whacked it. Do you want some? (Jesse)

We have entered the realm of complete fuckedness. (Leon)

Why are you pushing on my dogs butt? (Tim)

Some wads are sticky. (Mark)

I know what they are, but what are they? (Chad)

You guys can all just go die. (Sharon)

Magic Boom-Boom is more complex than Magic La-La-La. (David)

But look at yours. It isn't that big. (Yong)

You should go kill those guys more. (Jason)
I will go re-kill them. (Mike)

My legs keep disappearing. Should I tell Chris? (Steve)

Can we go? My butt is cold. (Tiffany)

There's something weird about it, and it may be my brain. (Mike)

I seem to have sauced myself. (Scott)

I did it when you were focused on your bone. (Sissie)

I can wiggle that thing all day and its still not gonna stop. (Steve)

Click on the silly drum-playing monkey below to download the MP3 whiich I proposed to Troika as the theme to my proposed title of Arcanum 2: Of Disco And Magick Obscura (as a joke of course ). It's called Monkey Magick and it cracks me up every time I hear it. I will post the lyrics soon as well.

WARNING: THIS FILE IS 4675KB AND TAKES APROX. 14 MINUTES TO DOWNLOAD WITH A 56K MODEM...BUT IT'S WORTH IT ;-)

Sorry, this link is temporarily down.

MONKEY MAGICK...CATCH THE FEVER!(tm)


Click on the plastic couch below to link to our very own Plastic_Couch's Arcanumix(tm), the original Arcanum Comix updated often. A warning: Some may find Arcanumix rude, crude, lude or even downright offensive. Kids, PLEASE ask your parents before viewing. TTC can not be held responsible for blindness; fatigue; naseua; vomiting; uncontrolled laughter and/or muscle spasms; diarhia; bloating; venerial diseases of any kind; headache; toothache; pain in the neck, back, jroin or ass regions; mental instability, over-stimulation or deterioration as a result of viewing the Arcanumix page.
Here is a sample of PCs Arcanumix to give you an idea of his ummm..."unique" style of humor. Click on the screenshot fo a larger view.Click on the screenshot fo a larger view.
Click the plastic couch to enter the twisted world of Arcanumix.