EVIL SPORE!!

We Hate Chibi-Usa!!

CHIBI-USA IS EVIL!! The spawn must die! Oh sure, you say. What has she done to me, you ask? Nothing personally, of course. The spawn is just EVIL! Why? Well, think of it this way: Not only is she in love with a horse, but she wants to have sex with her dad! GAG!! She is a sick little creep! Can you get more evil than her?! I think NOT! Why do you think Galaxia killed Mamoru first?! No Mamo-chan = NO Chibi-Usa! They all fear her sugary sweetness! *makes a face*

*Note* If there are any errors on this page (grammar, spelling, broken links, etc), plese e-mail me and tell me. I haven't looked this page over because the top image makes me sick to my stomach. Literally. It's way too disgusting.

What Is ChibiUsa?

ChibiUsa is pure evil itself, with a transformation sequence nasty enough to put even the strongest of people into comas! Trust me, it's something you don't want to see! It's too dangerous! Would you like to see her transformation? LIAR!! It's too disgusting. Trust me, it's something you don't want to see.. Keep your legs closed when you transform, you spore! Geez!

The Top Reasons Why ChibiUsa Is Evil

  1. She pulls a gun on Usagi when she first appears
  2. She is constantly mean to everyone who tries to help her
  3. She wants to have sex with her father *GAG!!*
  4. She is in love with a horse! (The pegasus)
  5. She is so sugary sweet it's disgusting!
  6. Don't believe #5? Well, her first attack as Sailor Chibimoon is "Pink Sugar Heart Attack (which doesn't work at all!)
  7. Her transformation-- All of the other senshi twirl gracefully. ChibiUsa kicks, flips, spins, and many other gross things.
Making this page is giving me nightmares, sooo...

Top Ten Uses For ChibiUsa

  1. Punching Bag
  2. No more testing on animals? How about ChibiUsa instead!
  3. Lion food.. Hey, those zoo animals have to eat something!
  4. Sweet'n'Low™
  5. A Lightning Rod.
  6. Anesthesia. Her looks alone could knock anyone out.
  7. Pesticide... Wait. Can one pest kill another?
  8. Target to help Usagi improve her softball pitching.
  9. SPAM™
  10. Seiya repellant.

Well, that's all for now. For more information on the evils of ChibiUsa, click HERE.
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