1. IN A FIELD.SUPPER TIME
We see two strangers unlike in many ways and so together that we would think they are one. Yet when that clock strikes twelve and the doo daddys of dundeedle come and go we will all see the fire works a blazing and the bad clerks a rising. The cool breeze is blowing and the sun is a shining and everything is all honkey dory. These two guys in the meadow of the daisy queen which is unable to be named for her own well ness. Okay so the ice is broken and the first strike of the lips is okay, not great, but okay. So then is this the way to be? Two normal guys in a normal world just sitting there for no reason? Well there must be another way to figure out about these two hot-dogs. Well just add some fresh mustard and sauteed onions on a nice toasted bun. Oh yeah, kick back and enjoy, sip the drink of life and never not even once think about putting more sugar in it. These to fellows have it going. They enjoy the breeze of the warm winds and the sun beats them like a blender attacking eggs. Well these two fresh cats are up something and that thing is going to be the thing that makes us all pissed. Well to find out what they think we must first hear what they think. To be one of these two funk masters is going to like having to squeeze money out of steel almost impossible at times but not all that bad to deliver the sweet taste of success and oh yeah. Did we know that these two fine cats have some problems. Yeah, can you dig it? Well lets say there not all there up there. To be able to have no problems in this normal world one has to be a nice ripe vegetable, lucky ducky is all there, yet we are the ones who have the problems. Lucky Ducky's buddy has a special problem (gift) in which he comes across as normal but has one bad don't mess with me cause I am the meanest jalapeno in the world. Oh there both two bad to be true but they also have feelings like when people hit them with rocks, you ask me that has to hurt. So let the dogs have the bone and the cats have there mouse, but you know something, let these two guys represent a whole chunk of humans, all retarded in their own kind of way. So strap them in beds, make them shit in pots, feed them, throw them in commercials doing puzzles and let the kid bet the grown adult, yeah do it all. Just watch your back!
LUCKY DUCKY
You know something. I think that this place is well not all nice anymore. You know it used to have a pizzaz to it but now, nothing, no corn, I like the corn, no trees, to build forts in. It really makes me think of what the big cheeses are doing. Darn I just want some corn.
ALDO
Well we could go to the Food Store and get corn.
LUCKY DUCKY
Yeah, but that guy, the clerk has to be one meany. It is almost like he has special powers.
ALDO
They say he pees in the slurpies. I think it is in the fountain sodas though.
LUCKY DUCKY
My friend, he was in there once and he got shot in the head. His parents keep his head on the kitchen table, that's really bad, eh Aldo?
ALDO
Yeah, not to good at all, Lucky Ducky.
LUCKY DUCKY
Guess what happened to me the other day.
ALDO
Do I have to?
LUCKY DUCKY
Yup. Now guess.
ALDO
You won a prize at the store where we go to get pills?
LUCKY DUCKY
No, again.
ALDO
I don't know. Tell me.
LUCKY DUCKY
Okay, well my sisters friend...
ALDO
Cynthia?
LUCKY DUCKY
You bet, well she gave me a kiss.
He points to lip marks that touched him yesterday. Still there, almost brings a new meaning to I am not going to wash my face for weeks cause Billy kissed me!
ALDO
Wow!
LUCKY DUCKY
I not washing this for almost four thousand years.
ALDO
But Lucky Ducky, tonight is bath night!
LUCKY DUCKY
I know.
ALDO
So? So what are you going to do?
LUCKY DUCKY
Well I am going to build a fort and hide in it till the sunrise is here. Then I will come home and have blueberry pancakes and toast buttered to my perfection, maybe with ham, or no beacon. Then to drink I will have a Café Late with extra foam.
ALDO
What is a coffee late?
LUCKY DUCKY
No, a Café Late. It's like a nice and rich coffee but with flavors and milky foam on the top.
ALDO
I will have the same of what your having tomorrow morning.
LUCK DUCKY
Or maybe I can catch myself a deer in this here field with nothing more than my hands.
ALDO
Really?
Lucky stands up and climbs over the railing of the cemetery tool shed, this is one big tool shed, about fifty feet high, on a grass hill.
LUCKY DUCKY
Oh yeah, lots of deer in this part of the woods, Aldo.
ALDO
Hey, stay away from there, you might fall!
LUCKY DUCKY
No not me! I am the hot dog!
Lucky Ducky starts to jump around, he slips and falls and well can you think of this little mess?
ALDO
Oh no!
Aldo runs down to see Lucky Ducky, dead, stiff, cold, blood dripping out of the ears. Aldo picks up the wrist and listens for a pulse and he does not know that it is the wrong way.
ALDO
Are you dead? Hello?
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